About this product

We know very little about Pluto 85. It’s supposed to be a cross of Pluto x E85, but we aren’t sure. We don’t even know where it came from, it just showed up one day out of the inky darkness of space. It’s so mysterious and poorly understood that some even think we should call it a Proto-strain. It gets weirder. We tried it. It crushed us like green kryptonite. It made us angry we couldn’t get to bed fast enough. Then we tested it and got Clark Kent results. Just make sure you look past the label on this one. You have to try it for yourself to know what lurks behind that mild mannered disguise.