About this product

Depending on your age, you might be thinking of a wandering dwarf planet (it's larger by volume than Eris, but smaller in mass—wait, just how many planets are there in our solar system?) or of a certain goofy cartoon mouse's goofy cartoon dog. This Pluto is even more old-school, named for one of the triumvirate rulers of the ancient world—the lord of the underworld, brother to Poseidon (lord of the sea) and Zeus (lord of the sky.) We have to issue a word of caution here, because Pluto will make you feel like a god. It hits your brain like an air-crackling lightning bolt of creative stimulation, then settles the rest of your mind into a sense of calm relaxation so you can focus on the work that really matters to you. Sweet and citrusy, Pluto empowers you to weave your own tapestry of life from the comfort of your own grave, body floating lightly so as not to get in the way while mind rushes onward toward the sweet embrace of Morpheus. You'll have to determine for yourself if you're awake or still dreaming by the end of it, because we certainly won't be able to tell.