About this product

Stoned Panda is an evenly balanced hybrid strain (50% indica/50% sativa) created through crossing the potent Granddaddy Purple X San Muerte strains. Named for its insanely stoney high, Stoned Panda is the perfect soothing bud to help knock you flat on your back before you even realize what's happening. The high is definitely a creeper, sneaking in with a slow burn of effects that suddenly take hold seemingly out of nowhere. You'll find that your mind is launched into a place of pure headiness that is super stoney and has your eyes drooping. You'll be insanely happy in this place of heady bliss, unable to do anything but smile and giggle. A soothing, tingly physical effect accompanies this stoney cerebral state, allowing you to kick back and relax without any aches or pains to speak of. Given these effects and its insanely high 30-32% average THC level, Stoned Panda is often said to be perfect for treating a variety of conditions including chronic pain, chronic stress or anxiety, depression or mood swings and cramps or muscle spasms. This bud has a sweet and fruity blueberry flavor with hints of spicy herbs and a touch of flowery skunk. The aroma is just as delicious, with a skunky flowery overtone accented by sweet fruits and fresh hashy earthiness. Stoned Panda buds have fluffy and airy oversized dark olive green nugs with purple undertones, super thin light orange hairs and a frosty coating of tiny, light purple-tinted white crystal trichomes.