Warning: this combination of strains and songs may lead to love, marriage, and Scorpio babies in the baby carriage!
Valentine’s Day isn’t the only time of year that you should be looking to set a romantic mood. With the right combination of songs and strains, you can make sure love is in the air any day of the year, if you know what buttons to push.
Just in case you didn’t have time to update your quiet storm playlist before tonight’s festivities, we did the dirty work for you by aligning perfect combos of seductive strains and songs for this, or any other intimate occasion.
The gifts and reservations are your responsibility. But even if you’re practicing self-love this V-day, our February strain-along was designed to get all the right juices flowing on this or any night that calls for romance. Just be careful how you handle things from there, or you may find yourself welcoming a new bundle of joy around mid-November.
Stream along with our full lover’s playlist on TIDAL, Apple Music, or Spotify!
“Sativa” – Jhené Aiko, Rae Sremmurd
“Oh my God, I’m glad you came/You came through with that sativa/Indica be havin’ me stuck /You know just how to keep me up/You know it, better believe it.” – Jhené Aiko
Don’t go through all the trouble of setting a romantic scene, then end the night prematurely by hitting a sedative strain that knocks you and your partner out before the action. This exhilarating sativa’s name may not sound very sexy, but Strawberry Cough is one of the best strains to roll up when you want to get the party started and keep it going all night long.
“Purple Kisses” – The-Dream
“Girl, you be lacin’ me, lacin’ me, with that ooh, no, baby leave them lip/Prints on me tonight/Lay on your back and let your eyes find the stars/You be my Venus, love is Jupiter, I’m your Mars.” – The-Dream
Good loving will take you out of this world, but you have to choose the right spaceship to reach your desired destination. The new Xeno strain from the extraterrestrials at AlienLabs will take you and your lover out of this world and to another planet if you know how to drive the high-THC spaceship.
“Any Time, Any Place” – Janet Jackson
“Dancing on the floor/Feeling the slow groove/My mind is starting to burn/With forbidden thoughts” – Janet Jackson
This is an all-time love-making song, so pair it with the ultimate aphrodisiac strain, Sweeties, to bring out your nasty side, any time, any place. According to Leafly reviewers, this strain will have a powerful effect on your private areas. Over half of Leafly viewers said this strain had an arousing influence on them, and it’s beautiful coloring and appearance will go a long way in seducing weed porn enthusiasts as well.
“Tryna Smoke” – Jhené Aiko
“Gotta plant the seed sometime/Then you let it grow/Inhale, exhale some more/Heaven in Hell/If you know, you know/That shit is beautiful/You just gotta let it go/Spark up a blunt and smoke.”
One of the most intimate things you can do with your partner is to let go the day’s stress and melt into their arms. Relax, talk, cuddle, and indulge in the comforts of sweet love while enjoying a slice of London Pound Cake. This strain will help bring your sweet side out, no matter how sour your day was.
“Make You Feel” – Alina Baraz
“Breathe, breathe me in, taste my words/Let me blow your mind/I’ll take you far, far away/I’ll make you feel alright/You’ve gotta crave it and chase it/Until you’re close enough to taste it” – Alina Baraz
Strawberry Banana isn’t just a great smoothie combination, it’s also one of the best-tasting cultivars around. If you want a sweet and delicious taste on your tongue moments before going in for that special kiss, this strain will please all of your senses, and your partner’s.
“James Joint” – Rihanna
“I’d rather be smoking weed whenever we breathe/Every time you kiss me/Don’t say you miss me/Just come and get me.” – Rihanna
While we all wish Rihanna and A$AP Rocky the best on their new parenthood journey, we can’t pretend it didn’t hurt to see two of this generation’s biggest heartthrobs exit the dating market with a single devestating pregnancy announcement. If you need help getting over the pain, GSC is one of the best strains to smoke to rise above that broken heart and keep searching for real the love of your life.
“Church” – BJ The Chicago Kid, Chance the Rapper, Buddy
“She said she wanna drink, do drugs and have sex tonight/But I got church in the morning’, church in the mornin’/She say she wanna drink, do drugs and have sex tonight/But I got church in the mornin’, church in the mornin’.” – BJ The Chicago Kid
Double Dream is known to get you high, but not too high. Basically the perfect vibe to drink, smoke, and sex the night away. The balance of mind and body effects can hard to find in today’s industry of maxed-out THC counts. So if you ever get your hands on this smooth operator, hold on tight.
“Love Ballad” – LTD
“Lovers come and then lovers go/That’s what folks will say/Don’t they know?/They’re not there when you love me/Hold me and say you care.” – LTD
Your parents probably rolled one to this song back in the day, but the eternal lyrics are still relevant this very second. Especially if you’ve ever felt the kind of love LTD lead singer Bob Henley III is crooning about. Pair this all-time slow jam with a smooth-smoking strain like Big Smooth, which is known to improve moods, relive pain, and get you in the perfect state of mind for some good old fashioned love-making.
