Ascend Cannabis - Collinsville
3/6/2021
The products are outstanding at ascend. I haven't had anything that wasn't it's good and or better then advertise. And product in a way is secondary to the customer service. Products you can get a different places and they're pretty uniform but, customer service is what you go to a place for. You are selling yourself and Retail not the product because they already know the products are but I go out of my way to places where I've been treated in the matter of friendliness and respecting knowledgeable and tactful salespeople. I tell you what, I accompanied in a friend of mine if you wanted to go to a dispensary in sauget area and it was the experience of a lifetime. I wanted to go because I had heard some things about the place that made it the antithesis of ascend. And I was right. I found the showroom of the other place barren and uninteresting and I found the employees when I listend to them talk to different customers, I found them patronizing and one hapless guy was told we're out of his order and instead of apologizing for it it was online as in stock, they said something to the effect of 'we have other things unless you had your heart set on that one' and the way they said it I felt really bad for the guy who was being asked to justify what he wanted and lastly the salesperson says well enjoy all that THC its why we can't keep it in stock cuz it's high in the stuff. Didn't even comment on the fact that he was leaving without it they supposed to visit he got it already but since he had his heart set on the high THC well good luck to you that was the overall feel of what they were saying it and the way other patrons were looking at them i felt that I wasn't the only one that was embarrassed for the guy and the salesperson. How rude and invasive! For all they knew it may or may not be for him but possibly a wife with a painful disease or for his own relief or recreation. One point major here. You do not question a customer about their choices, comment on their purchases either unless it's going to be super complimentary like excellent choice Sir, or I know you'll be pleased with everything we have here if you would let us find something comparable for you. You would try to keep them from leaving . You don't want them to leave unsatisfied, you don't want them to be unsatisfied and you don't want them to leave that way. Work with them and you find out what you can do. None of that was evident with the employees at his sauget dispensary. It was a forgettable name too, have an awkward sounding or awkward feeling name to say. Of the store in sauget, I want to call it hello goodbye or something like that like the Beatles song but I don't think that's it. Enjoy your high thc content if you find it. Oh, and The parking lot in sauget was dirty too! I would never go there again to observe and certainly would never want to purchase anything there, I would not want to contribute to the continuation of that store . I am all the more proud of the team at Ascend I was a novice going In, well I still am, but ascend always make me feel comfortable of my level of knowledge and continue to educate me. the woment that work for ascend at the store in collinsville are absolutely gorgeous! I know that sounds two-dimensional and Politically Incorrect and I could not feel less two-dimensional though and less Politically Incorrect by saying it. Not only are they beautiful women but they are charming and they are tireless and they are dedicated and they are brilliant and witty, and that goes for everyone from the parking lot attendants to the drivers to the driver's license validators to the showroom attendance and the counter people. They're great at what they do and I wouldn't go anywhere else and the men are energetic and informed and like a cross between the university chess team Champs and The A Team.
And I would love to work there! I have retired early haven't been in retail myself, and at the moment I have a part-time position that I do love cleaning stalls at a horse stable but I would love to have more to do it's a great feeling to be of use and to be able to do something that you really enjoy which is the products you sell and the retail environment, but I just thought I shamelessly throw my name out there as a hopeful future ascender. And can I just say one more time in a last Politically Incorrect outburst before I end this review, and that is again, I with complete and the most sincere respect, would like to see again that I've never seen so many beautiful women in one place at one time and it's so amazing at what they do. Anyway that's my review and and the review there.
I want to get to know politically correct or maybe it is for the correct there's no way to say this other than their so beautiful! And at the risk of sounding even more well actually at the risk of sounding politically correct these days i guess, the men there are very they have a lot of magnet magnetism in their personalities are very let's just say it's a great-looking group of people you have there. I know it's all in the eyes of the beholder but that's what mine see. Okay so I think I covered everything, let's see:
the prices are great, the products are great, Management's great ,the customer service is great, the women are gorgeous, charming, natural leaders and brilliant, and the men are a cross between the university Chess club champs, MSTK and the A team. So anyway in conclusion I wouldn't shop anywhere else for any product.
And I would love to work there! Do the some nice choices I was able to retire early out of a retail business myself and I work part-time in a stable green horse stalls which I dearly love doing and I really love animals. But I don't get enough time in Erica Illinois time and a Atreyu sitting around watching YouTube is okay for Luther Martha true player but you can get very anxious to learn at least I do to watch it have a job outside of your home serve and in serving I'm served because get that feeling that you can't get in unless you serve and when you're like me if you enjoy doing what you doing getting paid as a bonus necessary phone is because I find a roof and food very necessary at the appropriate times as well as things like running water and be able to turn the water off as well! Okay then for anybody who didn't laugh with it by all probability everybody, I'll leave this parting thought and say don't hesitate to come to ascend and don't feel foolish if you have questions and don't feel Louis if you spend a lot of work don't have hardly any to spend nobody makes you feel anything but good about what you're deciding and I'll think inclusion calendar the only sunroof repair work that with rival working at ascend for supplemental income would be grand piano act different Lobby's in hospitals are directions unities that people could enjoy their stuff like that everywhere and I do it sometimes to Saint Anthony's they of a baby grand there it's at the volunteer gate but I got it by just sitting down at the piano and night when I was visiting somebody that it was down in the East La Vie I just started flying and finally somebody couch I thought they were going to tell me to shut that off cuz it was late but they asked me if I wanted to go back and talk to the Personnel about do you get on a regular schedule cuz they're getting a lot of feedback at night wondering who was that Harahan Melodies they didn't recognize? Anyway just looking uterus everybody