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I haven't been this impressed with a cultivar in a while! Sweet & fruity & P o T e N t! My tolerance is quite high but this one truly lived up to its name. Spectacular sweet-n-fruity baked goods - no joke! Effected by the second kiss so loudly that the 5th became a highly questionable decision (and pure ruckus, at that.) All 4 of my appendages tingled with flowing numbness meanwhile my eye sockets & forehead swelled & floated & seemed to be the magical headband powering me along on a delightful cruze of relaxation, bliss & euphoria. I tried it out during the day & if I wouldn't have had things to do I certainly would've napped. But the Crescendo still didn't let up nor enforce laziness. I emanated positive thoughts & funny creativity while successfully finishing my day & looked forward to my next Sesh with Cresch; only (this time) before bed. *Disclaimer - if you don't have a daily dosage regimen which registers high in both frequency & cannabinoid potency & content; YOUR EXPERIENCE WILL PROBABLY DIFFER FROM MINE & INCLUDE COUCH-LOCK & SLEEP. I DO NOT RECOMMENDED DRIVING NOR OPERATING HEAVY MACHINERY, PERFORMING SURGERY, UNI-CYCLING, WORKING WITH ELECTRICITY OR FIREARMS, HUNTING SQUATCHES, NOR ATTEMPTING TO MAKE COURTROOM APPEARANCES WHILE UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF CRESCENDO. oh, & find something to drink first because you're going to want it. Veteran smogger brethren & sisthren: smoke 2 & thank me in the morning. And on that the background music culminates to wonderous Crescendoooooooo......finalized only by the dropping of my Mic.

One of my top 5 favorites! At first I didn't want to try it because budtenders kept telling me there was cannalope haze in it's lineage. But I was misunderstanding & thinking they were saying cantaloupe haze - and cantaloupes make me sick to my stomach. Then I met a cool-cat at Altitude Dispensary in Pasco, WA (I think) who set me straight. He suggested this cut from Gabriel Cannabis (a bit pricey....but SOOO worth it!) A Chocolatey coffee, & citrusy extravaganza! This strain is not for those whom hate a racing heart. Chocolope peps you up & keeps you going. As it wears down, it takes it easy. Many sativas will knock you down as hard as they juiced you up once they reach their finish. Chocolope lets you down easy. It's cheerful & creative & will brighten your entire day!

It's burnt-out....played-out....wish it would just phase out. Thas right y'all! Not everybody loves Blue Dream. Such a great name for such $#!++¥ flower. It IS pretty. It DOES grow big & yield heavily (which is why you can ALWAYS find it.) But it tastes like a burning plank of hardwood with a turd on it & once you've lived through years of ONLY being able to find that strain or something even worse (?) You begin to understand what I mean. In less than 3 months you'll see how BD quickly becomes "little buzz...lotsa headache". I really can't wait for these trendy terps to die off & fade away. (I tried to give it zero stars - fail. So I'll give it 1 star for being pretty.)