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HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT. 👏😂😎😴

put a smile on your face ten miles wide. tastes so good make a grown man cry. sweet cherry pie.

weirdest name of all-time. with the obvious out of the way... the is MY ALL-TIME FAVORITE SATIVA. puts just enough "fuck it" in your system to take on shitty chores, your shitty job, etc. very enthusiastic and motivated and all the while completely clearheaded. very potent but a great daytime strain for heavy users. smells of citrus, pine, and fuel. buy it. burn it. love it.

wow. coming from a heavy user, this is for nighttime or days where all you intend to accomplish is eat and lay around. mk ultra will put you in "passenger mode" where decisions and activities seem like climbing Everest. that having been said... if that is what you are going for then this strain is for you. smells of nuts and vanilla. tastes great. enjoy.

my new go-to daytime strain. perfect for heavy users that find themselves remedicating too often with straight sativa. just enough indica to get some good calming body effects but definitely more towards the sativa side. I'm in the clouds but totally clear headed. the nugs are abundant with redish-Orange hairs and a little on the darker side. very very dense nugs. doesn't break up well by hand so go with a grinder. smells and tastes earthy with notes of diesel. buy it. burn it. love it. you're welcome.

perfect daytime strain for a everyday smoker. just enough indica that you won't feel the need to medicate every hour. I'm in the clouds but all the while very clearheaded. reminds me of some of my favorite sativas (Jack herer, super silver haze, chocolope, etc.) but it has a longer peak duration. very hard and dense nugs containing a plethora of hairs and frost. earthy smell with some fuel. buy it. burn it. love it. you're welcome.