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Felt like I was back in highschool blazing up for the first time. This is some serious gas and should be taken with precaution. For over 4 weeks straight I vaped only this strain and it gets a solid 4.5 for me ONLY because I enjoy indicas more. This one get you stoned stoned .... I felt like a street fighter character in the character select menu waiting to be chosen. I know that makes no sense but that's exactly what im talking about

Whats that I smell in the oven? Its muffins you say? This the strain you go to when you want to accelerate the relaxation. Its like a automatic chill mode button is pressed and im just totally relaxed. Someone cuts me off in traffic i aint even mad. I am a few min late im not stressing. Let by gons be by gons and just sit here meditate your next move. Too much and I could send you off to sleep. Its not a straight knock me out like cookies does its more of a subtle gentle tiredness that just comes over you like a warm blanket covering you at night. This can get heady depending on your mood or sometimes its just straight to the body. Recommended as an afternoon or night time smoke cause wake n bakes had me sleepy. How have I gon on this long without talking about the smell! OMG its literally like the name I was surprised there. This strain leaves behind alooooot of resin so for my feinds out there that love a good ol homemade moonrock this will defiantly help. Its really hard to classify this one cause it is a hybrid, I enjoyed the indica side of it more but the sativa did help counter the drowsiness I could have had on a pure indica

It’s been a blur . Every puff has me slipping into my own oasis, leaving my conscious mind into my personal dream like state. If I only had to smoke 1 strain the rest of my life I would be content with this. It tastes great and smokes smooth. Buds covered in orange hairs with a dank smell. Great all day smoke with no negative come down. Might feel really heady at first. I find myself in my own world with I smoke this, music sounds great, introspective thoughts comedic laughs everything.

Purple punch my oh my what a strain! This is indica on steroids. Purple punch does exactly what it’s name says it’s a punch of some heavy indica straight to your soul. Depending on the dose you can have a nice mellow focused high and giggle or you could really lose your mind and get faded. This is serious relaxation medicine helps feel stressed free. As expected from a heavy indica you will feel the urge to nap or sleep. Smoke taste was pleasant but it does hit hard while producing thick white clouds of smoke. It’s one of those strains that you can’t get a big hits unless you want to choke mid hit. Smell was like grape soda and the bud was ridiculously covered in trichomes. Woke up every morning feeling refreshed, I would recommend this for midday or night use for the relaxation purposes and nap inducing high. This won’t get you blitzed like a strong hybrid, but if you like indicas this is a must try

Ringo Starr is a mix between GSC and Gorilla Glue. Strain smell is earthy to almost diesel like. Strain initially relaxes your mind then within an hour hits your body. Didn't feel lazy but wasn't certainly trying to do too much. Felt myself really having to try to finish a joint with this one (which is good because it was that strong). This in low doses is good, gives a good semi-heavy head buzz that melts into the body eventually. but in higher amounts it really makes you spaced out and gives a stoney type of feel that i like. i appreciated that no matter how high i got i always seem to have a sense of awareness/alertness. might be contradictory to what i said earlier when i said it gives you a stoney feeling but lol this strain is hard to describe really, your really high and yet you can still sort of control it. Which makes no sense because GG and GSC by themselves totally make me stoned distracted and forgetful, but i guess when they get crossed it cancels it out. Its a special exclusive strain, if you can get your hands on it i would recommend. I know my batch was not my providers top quality but it was really good. I can only imagine how strong this strain is in its optimal condition.

So i grab my bag to get something inside. I open the bag. Look up for a sec. Look at the bag again and close it. Lay the bag down. Look at he bag again and wonder... hey wasn't i supposed to get something. GG 2016 R.I.P Harambe For you my brotha

This one starts off quick and in the head. For inexperienced people this will give you paranoia, it gradually moves into the body though. I gave it a 4 because this one was over fairly quick. as soon as you know it you gotta smoke again. its nice if you want to feel sorta stoned but focused and be able to manage. this won't knock you on your ass but its a nice STINKY strain that Id use as a wake and bake

at first its really heady. you'll be lost in your thoughts . the high felt like waves coming and going. each time the waves getting stronger and stronger. then your body starts to relax until you feel like its time to take a nap. then just smoke again and get even higher

If you are lucky enough to get a hold of the real stuff, then you are in for a treat. Blue dream makes you feel like you are inside of a f22 fighter jet racing through the sky. with every head tilt and movement you will question to yourself "am i really flying right now?". sit back and close your eyes, let go of control because on blue dream there is none.

Slh what a strain. Really positive vibes with this one. Had me dancing to music that wasn't even playing. Great for the daytime. potent or low grade does not matter you will enjoy it. I actually prefer the lower grade so you can smoke it all day long and maintain a nice buzz without overdoing it