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Sacred Garden - Las Cruces

9/5/2024
Sacred Garden started out as one of the best dispensaries when NM first legalized. They'll be closing on September 21st,2024. Why? When you hire poor management, get greedy with your own brand and destroy customer benefits, you lose business. Quality was also not a factor. Their concentrates were constantly being returned by customers because it looked like ear poop, turned black and tasted like absolute garbage. Their main dish- flower- was just as bad. I remember getting a batch of Ghost Fuel only for it to be 1) expired 2) smelled like an old dish rag. The managers were also a problem. They are bullies, showed favoritism and they couldn't even uphold their own standards such as "we have the right to refuse service. " Sacred Garden turned into an absolute s*** show and frankly I'm glad it's going away. The market is oversaturated and it's time for those who suck at the competition to GTFO. Why do I know these things? Because I used to work there. The two stores that had the most drama: Las Cruces and Sundland Park. That's what you get when you hire people who know nothing about running a business, people who are uneducated, and frankly jealous and resentful of their employees. Good riddance đź‘Ź The only thing I feel bad for is the smoke shop next door at the Cruces location. Good dudes. Bye Sacred, it was nice knowing you. Zeke, shame you let things go to waste and the managers you hired helped sink your ship as well. Good luck, good riddance, and good luck finding a job. May the odds be not in your favor. You left such a nasty taste in so many mouths- literally and metaphorically.

Super Lemon Haze

3/11/2024
Super Lemon Haze is certainly a contender for one of the best sativas our there. The smell alone is enough to bring any connoisseur to their knees. I do, however, have an anxiety disorder and this batch did not agree with me. I was energetic but I ended up with a tremendous headache.
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EnergeticFocusedHungry

Slap and Tickle

9/17/2023
Phenomenal strain. I tried this in concentrate form from Mountain Top Extracts: live diamond sauce. The effects are immediate and intense. This is definitely not for the novice. I have chronic back pain and severe anxiety paired with PTSD. This strain attacked all areas. Definitely not a strain for day time use unless you want to be in for the the day. Carophyllene, myrcene, humulene, nerolidol, and bisabolol are the terpenes listed. I feel relaxed, happy, and calm.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

London Pound Cake

7/30/2023
I wanted so much to give this a higher rating, but my body didn't agree with it. London Pound Cake has a divine smell. At first, I had a nice body high but I never felt the relaxation or the sleepiness I was looking for. Quite the opposite. I ended up with a little anxiety and I was extremely talkative- I feel bad for my boyfriend LOL This is wonderful for pain relief. I'm dealing with sciatica and it's been a good strain for pain management.
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EnergeticTalkative

Blueberry Headband

7/29/2023
Blueberry Headband is a sweet tasting hybrid that gives you a nice relaxing high that doesn't completely sedate you. If you're looking for pain management, which I was, this works well. it relaxes your body, releases tension, and slows life down a little. It's definitely a strain I'd like to keep on hand.
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EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed

Dark Star

6/3/2017
I suffer from PTSD, severe anxiety, and depression. I also just had a hysterectomy. This strain eased my pain and anxiety. I have to say it is one of the best strains I've ever had.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy