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GO APE!
We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
DIFFERENT TIME - DIFFERENT APE
APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
APE HAS MORE
Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
APE HAS QUALITY
We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
APE HAS SAUCE
Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

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BUBBLE GUM 0.5G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 39,43%

APE Mini joints Bubble Gum also called “Bubba Gum” is an indica-dominant strain.

Based on the name, it tastes like real chewing gum with a sweet aroma of flowers.

The strain will appeal to both beginners and experienced amateurs. Bubble Gum is uplifting and euphoric. The Bubble Gum strain is suitable for use at different times of the day.                     

BUBBLE GUM - Infused Joint 0.5g

Bubble Gum, sometimes called "Bubba Gum," is a popular&nbsp;indica-dominant <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid marijuana strain</a>. Bubble Gum's genetics are a little unclear, but it is believed to be made from&nbsp;an unknown cross of <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/indiana-bubble-gum">Indiana Bubble Gum</a>. This strain produces a body-numbing high that erases pain and leaves your mind somewhat <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/energetic">stimulated</a>. Consumers who smoke Bubble Gum often say it helps them stay alert and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/creative">be creative</a>, while others report a stoney head high. Bubble Gum is 17% THC, and its potency&nbsp;is deal for both new and experienced cannabis consumers. In small doses, this strain can be enjoyed throughout the day. In large doses Bubble Gum can dry out your mouth, so make sure you have adequate hydration available while you partake. This strain features a flavor profile reminiscent of its namesake, with bubble gum and sweet <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/flowery">floral flavors</a> bursting through. Medical marijuana patients choose Bubble Gum to relieve symptoms associated with disorders like <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/pain">chronic pain</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/nausea">nausea</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress">stress</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/depression">depression</a>. The average price per gram of Bubble Gum is $10. Bubble Gum was originally bred by growers in Indiana and has been winning cannabis awards since 1994, including countless Cannabis Cups.

Bubble Gum, sometimes called "Bubba Gum," is a popular indica-dominant hybrid marijuana strain. Bubble Gum's genetics are a little unclear, but it is believed to be made from an unknown cross of Indiana Bubble Gum. This strain produces a body-numbing high that erases pain and leaves your mind somewhat stimulated. Consumers who smoke Bubble Gum often say it helps them stay alert and be creative, while others report a stoney head high. Bubble Gum is 17% THC, and its potency is deal for both new and experienced cannabis consumers. In small doses, this strain can be enjoyed throughout the day. In large doses Bubble Gum can dry out your mouth, so make sure you have adequate hydration available while you partake. This strain features a flavor profile reminiscent of its namesake, with bubble gum and sweet floral flavors bursting through. Medical marijuana patients choose Bubble Gum to relieve symptoms associated with disorders like chronic pain, nausea, stress, and depression. The average price per gram of Bubble Gum is $10. Bubble Gum was originally bred by growers in Indiana and has been winning cannabis awards since 1994, including countless Cannabis Cups.

aroused

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Bubble Gum

aka Bubba Gum, Bubblegum

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

Little package of pure bliss and energy with mind-blowing sweet flavor. Gonna trying out other flavors too, for sure!

APE OG 1.1G (INDICA)

THC 950 mg / CBD 0 mg.

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 950 mg +/- 5%

This cart has strong sedative and relaxing effects making it excellent for relieving stress. It tastes like ripe grapes.

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

APE OG sauce cart 1100 mg.

APE OG is something powerful made me experience deep relaxation of everything inside. goood strain

THC - 32,12%

Kool-Aid is a 60/40 Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Preferred for daytime use, Kool-Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor.

                      

KOOL AID - Blunt 2,2 g | .077 oz

Тried other APE products from this strain and these blunts turned out just as aromatic, grape-like, and potent in effects. It great rescue from fatigue for me

ALIEN OG 3.5G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 30.38%

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. Alien OG has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz.

Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter.

ALIEN OG - 7 Mini Joints 3.5 gram

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is&nbsp;a&nbsp;<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a>&nbsp;cross of&nbsp;<a href="/strains/tahoe-og">Tahoe OG</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href="/strains/alien-kush">Alien Kush</a>. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG&nbsp;has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter.&nbsp;

Alien OG, also known as "Alien OG Kush," is a hybrid cross of Tahoe OG and Alien Kush. First available as a clone in California’s Bay Area and now in seed form from Cali Connection, Alien OG has the typical lemon and pine OG smell and flavor, and its intense high combines heavy body effects and a psychedelic cerebral buzz. Beginners and novices, be sure to take it slow with this heavy-hitter. 

Alien OG

Alien OG is a strain cross from Tahoe OG and Alien Kush.

aka Alien OG Kush, Alien Banana

I wasn't sure what to expect from this strain, but after trying it, I'm so glad I did. The taste is delicious and the high is mellow yet uplifting.

SFV OG 3.54G (SATIVA DOMINANT)

THC - 30,5%

SFV OG is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain from Cali Connection that is great for people who need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch. Leading with aromatic notes of earthy pine and lemon, its body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness.

SFV OG - Premium Flower 3.54 g

SFV OG, also known as &quot;San Fernando Valley OG,&quot; &quot;San Fernando Valley Kush,&quot; and &quot;San Fernando Valley&quot; is a&nbsp;<a href="/strains/lists/category/sativa">sativa</a>-dominant <a href="/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a>&nbsp;marijuana strain from Cali Connection that is great for patients who need strong pain relief but don&rsquo;t want to be stuck on the couch. As the name indicates, this <a href="/strains/og-kush">OG Kush</a> relative&nbsp;originates from California&rsquo;s San Fernando Valley. Although their names are barely distinguishable, <a href="/strains/sfv-og-kush">SFV OG Kush</a> is actually the <a href="/strains/afghani">Afghani</a>-crossed&nbsp;child to SFV OG. Leading with aromatic notes of earthy pine and lemon, its body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness.

SFV OG, also known as "San Fernando Valley OG," "San Fernando Valley Kush," and "San Fernando Valley" is a sativa-dominant hybrid marijuana strain from Cali Connection that is great for patients who need strong pain relief but don’t want to be stuck on the couch. As the name indicates, this OG Kush relative originates from California’s San Fernando Valley. Although their names are barely distinguishable, SFV OG Kush is actually the Afghani-crossed child to SFV OG. Leading with aromatic notes of earthy pine and lemon, its body effects take a little longer to feel than the initial head haziness.

SFV OG

SFV OG is a hybrid marijuana strain that has a strong, sometimes harsh lemon and pine aroma. It’s most often used to treat pain.

aka San Fernando Valley OG, San Fernando Valley Kush, San Fernando Valley

This bud has such a unique flavor profile - I can taste hints of floral and spice with every hit. And the effects are perfectly balanced, leaving me calm but focused.

ALIEN OG 4G (INDICA DOMINANT)

THC - 30,38%

Alien OG is strong hybrid marijuana strain. The strain is also called Alien OG Kush because of its parents. APE Blunt Hybrid Alien OG is descended from the Alien Kush and Tahoe OG phenotypes. When smoking Alien OG, olfactory and taste buds understand why this strain belongs to the OG family. It is typical coniferous-earthy aroma with a distinct aftertaste of citrus like lemon or lime.

The effect from Alien OG will not be long in coming. It excites the body and speeds up thoughts. Then comes a powerful relaxation of muscles. Beginners should try Alien OG in small portions.

ALIEN OG - Double Blunt 4 g | .141 oz

I just tried this strain for the first time, and wow, it's definitely one of my favorites now! The taste is a perfect mix of sweet and spicy, and the high is smooth and energizing.

MIMOSA 1.1G (HYBRID)

THC 200 mg / CBD 800 mg.

"Mimosa" helps you stay awake. Most of the effects are felt in the body rather than in mind, leaving you feeling euphoric. This strain can enhance experiences, reading a book, going for a run, or just cleaning the house. The flavor has strong notes of pine and citrus.

MIMOSA sauce cart 1100 mg.

This strain gave me a nice sense of relaxation without making me feel too sleepy or lethargic. Perfect for taking the edge off after a long day.

Rollex OG Kush is an indica-dominant hybrid. Consists of pine flavors of OG Kush with sharp cheesy undertones. Helps to deal with stress and muscle tension.                         

ROLLEX OG

Rollex OG Kush, bred by Devil&rsquo;s Harvest Seeds, is an <a href="/strains/lists/category/indica">indica</a>-dominant <a href="/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a> of <a href="/strains/white-fire-og">White Fire OG</a> and <a href="/strains/kuchi">Kuchi</a>. The combination creates a complex flavor profile that mixes the <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/skunk">skunky</a>, <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/pine">pine</a> flavors of <a href="/strains/og-kush">OG Kush</a> with sharp <a href="/strains/lists/flavor/cheese">cheesy</a> undertones. The effects from Rollex OG Kush start with an <a href="/strains/lists/effect/uplifted">uplifting</a> burst of cerebral <a href="/strains/lists/effect/energetic">energy</a> that borders on psychedelic, eventually leveling off into a <a href="/strains/lists/effect/relaxed">relaxing</a> body buzz that creeps up slowly and disbands <a href="/strains/lists/condition/stress">stress</a> and muscle&nbsp;tension.&nbsp;

Rollex OG Kush, bred by Devil’s Harvest Seeds, is an indica-dominant hybrid of White Fire OG and Kuchi. The combination creates a complex flavor profile that mixes the skunky, pine flavors of OG Kush with sharp cheesy undertones. The effects from Rollex OG Kush start with an uplifting burst of cerebral energy that borders on psychedelic, eventually leveling off into a relaxing body buzz that creeps up slowly and disbands stress and muscle tension. 

Rollex OG Kush

Rollex OG Kush, bred by Devil’s Harvest Seeds, is an indica-dominant hybrid of White Fire OG and Kuchi. The combination creates a complex flavor profile that mixes the skunky, pine flavors of OG Kush with sharp cheesy undertones.

I loved how this strain made me feel - relaxed, happy, and clear-headed. Definitely one of the best I've tried lately.

SOUR DIESEL 1.1G (SATIVA)

THC 950 mg / CBD 0 mg.

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 950 mg +/- 5%

Sour Diesel is an energizing sativa that gets its name from its pungent diesel-like aroma. It's coveted for its dreamy head and citrusy finishing notes.

Happy 59% Uplifted 52% Euphoric 47% Energetic 43% Creative 35%

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

SOUR DIESEL sauce carts 1100 mg.

Great for reducing stress and anxiety without making me feel too drowsy or out of it. Highly recommend trying this strain.

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