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Emerald Haze Cannabis Emporium - Renton

10/8/2017
Yo I gotta say had my doubts about this place when they first opened, but time and convenience brought me back and it's been 3/3 since, sent home with straight 🔥🔥 that ain't any more expensive then what'd you'd pay at your favorite shop. Much love to RYAN and GIO, they always make it pleasant and return the love 10x fold.

The Evergreen Market - North Renton

7/25/2016
No medical tax break, (even though it's only 9%) with inflated prices backed up by terribly inaccurate labeling and testing that all the actuall employees are more than aware of, but still push it as a sales point. Goodbye golden age of weed and hello bonifided, profit seeking, BUISNUISS! Take it from someone whos been in the "weed scene" for quite some time now, that's all this place is and most likely ever will be. Dank buds though.

Buddy's - Renton

7/9/2016
Had good quality for what they had, (which wasn't alot) the customer service was great and very welcoming. My biggest take away is that they only had no half ounce or ounce sizes of flower. Everything was 1/8's and quarters which is fine if that's what you want but have fun paying all that extra $$ for bulk of a selection thats not all the way there yet. Overall, would recommend because the prices weren't too bad quality considered.

Thin Mint

6/6/2016
Picked up a half ounce of this from my local Rec shop, courtesy of Seattle's Private reserve. And it's hands down top notch primo cookies fire, although it didn't carry as much of that "indistinguishable" cookies smell/aroma/taste that I was lookin for it was still there and defiantly very potent and I will sure be enjoying the rest. :) :)
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DJ Short Blueberry

9/3/2015
4.5/5. Picked up a nice bag of Blueberry pancakes which is a select pheno of Dj short's BB, grown by Fire Bros and let me say the name did not mislead. Other than absolute primo bag appeal with crystals on top of crystals, it smelled straight up like blueberry pancakes. With an overwhelming pungent sweetness of blueberries, followed by a mild aroma that I can only attribute to cooking batter. (I know that sounds weird but believe me you just got to smell it for yourself) the high was more balanced as a sativa, my mind was awake and my body chillin' but as I moved on to bowl 2 and up I found myself heavily sedated and almost slumped, took an early nap with this one so don't overdue it lol. The only reason I didn't give this a five was because the taste of the burn was a little misleading compared to the smell, a hint of the BB was on the back of my tongue while the rest of it was overpowered by The taste of pure, potent, somewhat harsh, dank. Still really enjoyed it though, and to this day this is the only flower I've had that smelled anything like blueberry pancakes, and that is the one thing I go for in my flower is uniqueness and rarity so in that case I would consider this a definite score. And would recommend picking it up if you can find any.
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GSC

9/2/2015
Had the forum cut, was absolute firreee. Super dank, bag appeal out the yin-yang, the burn was like taking a shotgun to the face. Immediate heavy hitting super stony hybrid that left me seeing stars for quit some time. Good strain, worth the hype.
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Kosher Kush

9/1/2015
Can only call this kosher and I wonder why? Lol. A friend surprised me with some of this so of this and dang was it good, had been a while since I had a nice indica. The smell was earthy with a touch of fruit and quite pungent, mixed together in a way that it was a new smell for me which I liked. The high was stoneeeyy let me tell ya' after 2 bowls with my lad my mind and body were just butter left in a hot car, best way I can put it. Probably over did it but oh well I still enjoyed it. 4/5
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Ghost Train Haze

8/19/2015
2.5/5. I have no idea what the hype about this bud is about. I got an 1/8th of this for $15/g "tested at 32.8% THC" from Green Life in Bellevue and let me just say I must've got a terrible batch because this is the worst flower I've had in a while. It wasn't terrible, just terribly misleading, which I think honestly killed it for me, and this is all after I let the dude know that I'm going to be reviewing the bud. I got one big fluffy nug sealed in a plastic pouch that off the back didn't look like it was anything thing close to 32% let alone $15/g (i have a pic uploaded for reference) but I know appearances can be deceiving so whatever. The smell was disappointing, it smelled very aged and earthy with a touch of spices and lemon, upon breaking into the buds it had a much fresher sweeter smell that made me think that maybe it could of lived up to the stats... A year ago. Really not much there at all. The burn was smooth and tasted very earthy but the taste didn't linger so it was ok. The high was mild, not to intense, I stayed awake and active mentally for the most part until the later half where I was just couchlocked, burning away trying to keep my buzz. I would love to try a better quality version of this product, but after an experience like this I don't think I'll be going out of my way any time soon for it.
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Banana Kush

8/16/2015
4.5/5 Finally got some good Banana Kush another favorite old school strain courtesy of Green Life in Bellevue, I have photo uploaded as well. And let me just start by saying that this *#%! was bananas..seriously. To start the nugs were very well groomed with A LOT of dark orange hairs and nice thick crystal presence inside visible from the outside, not sugar coated, but sill nice. The smell was what honestly pushed this from a solid 4 to a low 5. I've never had banana kush that smelled so overwhelmingly and unmistakably like bananas, it was definitely something different and that's what I look for in my flower. The taste was funky, (not in a bad way) but just not something me or any of the patients I tried it with could put our fingers on, it was very creamy and earthy that's strong and lingers in your mouth, once again something different and I liked it. The high is more sativa with stimulating uplifting effects that makes you feel energized, but if you sit down to long you'll definitely notice the relaxing kushy stone that'll couchlock you. Overall not a bad pick up at all, I was more satisfied with this at $12/g than I was with the stuff I paid $15/g for, so definitely grab some of this if you can find good quality.
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Green Life - Bellevue

8/14/2015
So I decided to try out this delivery only dispensary because they are the only collective close to me that carries some my old school favorite Strains and they seemed to have decent enough reviews to give it a go. At first just getting started was a little bit of a pain due to the over-the-phone patient registration because it's all done by texts as well as your order, none of which are responded to promptly making miscommunications and misunderstandings very easy. I had to send multiple copies of my I.D./Authorization over a span of 45 minutes before they had said they finally received 1 and I actually called to confirm. The associate that I spoke with (who also was my deliverer) Brayden, is the only reason their service wasn't abysmal. He was direct and explained what the errors were on their part, apologized, and gave me an ETA of what the delivery would look like. The delivery itself took over 3 an half hours with only 1 delivery that was supposedly ahead of me, it was pretty bad but at least Brayden updated me from time to time with notifications on his position and explained, it helped. Now all that aside the only thing that really matters here is the product and upon delivery I received 3 1/8th's. An 1/8th of ATF, an 1/8th of Banana Kush, and an 1/8th of their top shelf preimum $15/g Ghost Train Haze that was advertised tested at 32.8% if I'm not mistaken. The ATF and Banana K were good and a definitely good pick pickup not crazy quality but I was satisfied for $12/g, the "tested" ghost train haze however was absolutely and utterly disgracefully unacceptable. It was one big fluffy dried nug that retained no flavor, had no real visual appeal and smoked like Reg, even to the other patients that I've let sample. It honestly ruined the experience and I was overall disappointed after being told to look at the leafly menu for quality reference. But all things considered if I could get better quality confirmation of the product than just a caption picture of the leafly menu (that's terribly misleading) before I guarantee my $$, I would try again.