Blue Cheese
12/26/2022
As a seasoned stoner 😆 I’m going to be bold and say THIS IS THE BEST STRAIN EVER. I’m saying that because I get extreme anxiety and panic attacks. I run to this stuff ASAP if I have it, or am just overwhelmed and stressed, or sad.
The smoke is smooth, it smells cheesy and amazing, and although I can’t pinpoint the taste, it’s enjoyable. But the #1 magical attribute of this strain is it’s ability to squelch anxiety and panic IMMEDIATELY. It’s incredibly hard to find, at least in LA in the past few years (I’m forever on the hunt), so if you find it, and you have anxiety… GET IT.
Seriously, upon one inhale I can feel the anxiety immediately melt away. It’s THAT fast-acting. It’s like a big comforting hug that also enables you to completely go about your business, no stoniness; clear-headed and relaxed, but NOT sleepy. Almost like toke in the bathroom so you can go back to, and survive holiday dinner with your bad in-laws lol.
If you have anxiety, depression, ADHD, OCD, etc., in my opinion this is a magical strain. Stops the repetitive thoughts, that terrible anxious feeling, sadness, and just stress in general.
I’m honestly surprised this strain is not produced more. I think its medicinal benefits beat out anyone sort of anxiety med like Klonopin or Xanax.
If you’re looking for cerebral, zone out, veg out, this is not it. This enables me to function. Pain relief is a welcome side effect, especially for muscle spasms and the sort. I get RLS and it helps me sleep because it relaxes my muscles, but not in a pharmaceutical melty way.
I have a friend with Tourette’s who also has occasional seizures. This is like a magic sauce to calm the nervous system for her.
I’m just upset I can’t find it 😭 I came across it in cartridge form, but it’s that first inhale that so blissfully brings you back down to an even level emotionally.
Not sponsored, wish I were 😂 Hope this review helps someone, and if you find it, somehow let me know!!!!!