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Gala

11/23/2015
#EverGreenHerbal #Wax #Gala #Thc - 96.79% 1 gram = $80.00 (was it worth it you ask?) Ok, I dont know much about wax, oil, or shatter. I am still new in this area, however, if you look at the words for what they mean, you get a general idea of what to expect... I picked this up at #Pacificcannabiscompany (idk if they are on massroots yet) #pcc in #Bremerton. The packaging sucks, it truly sucks because the container is plastic, like wtf really?? This definitely wasn't wax. Its color doesn't even look right for 96% wax, or shatter. This is what I get for buying this on recreational. I have had wax of permafrost that was better coloring than this. It makes me wonder if this is blown #bud or blown #Trimmings??? So because of the stupid container i have to melt away some wax by putting heat to it to hopefully get the hole gram out. Which i won't and that's uncool. What kind of a concentrate processor, claims to have nearly 100% thc wax, and has the odasity to charge $80.00 a gram, and puts their product in a plastic container?? Really wtf is wrong with your logic? Oh i can buy one as an accessory? Dude, i just bought your shit for $80.00, Plastic is more expensive than silicone. Silicone seals better and increases shelf life. Why is your 96% wax not very transparent? What was used in your process? Why isn't this wax? I could have bought the shatter for $65.00 i feel cheated. As far as the #high, very buzzy, im happy to feel this high. Although, with my statement above. I am forced to do another and begin to observe what happens, so that i can help you be aware of what to expect and not worry about. Its just a thing... Alrighty then!! About the #Dab. It definitely tastes like it came from bud, or a mix because it tasted cool. High #Terpine taste, its almost like i can get a visual picture of the #bud when it was growing!! As usual it doesn't take much to get me high with this stuff. But 2 dabs about a sea salt rock big in size. (Don't have a scale, i probably should.) I feel normal, like i smoked myself sober with a pulsating in the top of my head. My head feels like its floating. Its going to be hard to people to see what color my eyes changed to, because (well shit, im truly trying to find a way to describe this without being politically wrong. Or racist) I believe this wax came from Japan πŸ—Ύ because i think... Im turning Japanese 🏯, i think im, tim turning Japanese, yeah maybe i think so.... Even though, the high is fantastic, it still doesn't bring back the fact, that im either going to bend my titanium nail, burn my fingers with a lighter or break that plastic casing into my hand βœ‹ spilling blood into my wax or mislabeled shatter, that i cant get off this plastic. I hate to be that guy, but i seriously lost about 0.25 of my gram. Someone owes me money. I don't give a shit that this is legal now. This means as a customer if this shit happens, im allowed to bitch about it. This was a very upsetting $80.00 waste i should have gotten the shatter for $65.00 because that is exactly what i got. To think just because of the packaging im upset. but if you do manage to get your whole gram out, congratulations!!! and you're going to love the high!!!!! my body feels numb, and im #HungryAF #massroots #massfam #livingstoned #420elite #420life #dablife #710life #710 #livestoned #420 #710 #425 #360 #206 #407 #953 #321 #90210 #massrootians #fuck #cannaseur #Connoisseurlife #connoisseur #thejet #themininail #Seattlestoners #seattle #tacoma #dabstars #NWNights #PNw #Pnwstoners #eliteDabber #highAF #high #highlife #Bremerton #weedlife #Peace #Love #Unity #Respect #Plur #masslove
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Blue Boy

11/19/2015
@MoaniNaturals #MoaniNaturals #BlueBoy Purchased from @Hwy420 Label: 70% - #Sativa 30% - #Indica #Hybrid #THC - 23.32% #CBD - 0.41% Total: 24.08% There is some other percentages on this label but too difficult to read. Secondly, the packaging says #FatPack which the processors call 1.1 grams a fat pack. WTF? A fat pack is like 1.2 or 1.3 but 1.1?? Really?? I guess that extra weight comes from the terribly trimmed #buds. Under the camera is only when the #bud looks good, and that's because I'm so zoomed in you can barely see the dried leaves perking off the sides. You can definitely see the leaves in the grindings. The aroma inside, did not match the smell coming from the grindings. When i had the #nug outside the packaging, it just had a deep wooden smell. Although, the grindings have a floral smell mixed with a hint of skunk. Well, i got #TheJet all cleaned up and ready to go, water level set at #Desired and every micro-spec on this #bong has been removed. I'm going to pass this #smoke through 56 #perks. I am hoping this tastes decent so far not particularly happy. I just took the #FirstHit, i must say this bud tastes like #Terps (#terpines), sure i coughed a bit, and i feel a bit heavy on the lung. But, that hit was soooo #smooth and cool, honestly it feels like getting splashed in the face with cold water, on a hot summer day. This bud has suprised me, i am incredibly #high although i started with a body high from an indica #Bubbakush #joint. One hit i feel like i can do this review in one shot. Although, i #love re-reading and watching how the disconnection started happening during the #adventure!!! Each hit just tastes more and more like terps. Mhmmhmmm its so yummy πŸ˜‹ im quite pleased with how this tastes!! #Note2Self Add this #SativaDominant to list of repeats. It's safe to assume this could have been a big order to fill, rushing the process can happen. I suggest higher a few more trimmers, if you care about what it looks like. As always, i still don't know why you people dont vacuum seal. You can vacuum seal almost anything. To the people, I will be nicknaming this bud. #ButerTaste (everything is ugly but her taste!!) The spelling and pronunciation of that word comes from the south. Going in for hit number 3!!!! 4 ......... And 5................ Ok so on a 0.15 #gram bowl, packed just below the lip of my wide mouth bowl. While using #hemp wick, acquired from this #Goddess from #PCC. It takes, 5 pro-hits to kill the bowl to yourself. Those of you, who don't know what a #ProHit is, it is when you hold the flame above the bowl, and control the pull on the flame πŸ”₯ down towards the bowl, but the flame never touches the weed, you let the heat ignite the bowl. And if you have hemp wick it makes the #weed taste better. Go buy some, its cheap for a more deeper sense on weed. "Ever seen the back of a 20 dollar bill? __________!! Always!!!! Aim for the corner when using this skill with friends, all of you will be equally high this way and no body is that guy (who nukes the bowl anyway) My old circle most of us ProHit because it was like a moral code, "im smoking you're weed, this bowl has to make it back to you. Two people later, "hey! Why is the bowl gone?" Everyone knew, i was a Master when it came to pro-hitting, The times when i made people aware of it, they were wowed that the bong went around so much!! Lol Okay, i have been typing this for 45 mins, i hope the 4-10 minutes it takes you to read all of it, i hope you enjoyed it!! If you read the whole thing, leave a comment, I'll give a shoutout!! What you have read above if from the mind of someone who must be #Livingstoned to control his #ADHD. When im NOT #stoned i seriously have hard time controlling which thoughts are expressed or stated. It causes drama. I dont like drama. Anyway, i gotta get going. Im going to stuff a blunt. #massfam i send #masslove #Goodvibes Tell the #massfam that we are all going to #StayLifted in the #Clouds where we will #Live on with #Peace #Love #Unity #Respect #Plur Because we all have something in common... We are all #HighAF!!!

Seattle Haze -Flower

11/9/2015
Producer: @SkyHigh #SkyHigh Product: #Seattlehaze #SH Retailer: @GwMarijuana #GWM Potency Analysis: #THC 0.28% #CBD 0.1% #THCA 26.44% Total 23.48% I think it is best to tell you the story of how i came across this #bud. I think it will make this go by pretty easily. Keep in mind, the way this is typed is directly from the thoughts of my mind. Currently, i am sober writing this part, somewhere in between paragraphs, I'll be #HighAF, but until then.... Enjoy!!! It was a rainy #Shatterday afternoon, I had to goto #PortOrchard for some errands. #Marijuana being one of them. I walked into GreenWay and headed for the Menu tvs. Conveniently located just as you walk in the door. These large tv's show clearly what items they have available. I haven't learned everyone's name there, so the #BudTender came from the backroom asking if she could help? I couldn't make my decision on the menus, so i decided to continue into the shopping area, which now with their new layout, makes their inventory much easier to see and get as much assistance as possible! Unfortunately, alot of BudTenders find assisting me a little difficult, because i usually buy a little of everything!! Dom or Don, i haven't clearly headd his name yet, comes from the back office and took over quite nicely. I said to him, "I have $80 and 25% discount (frequent stoner card) i want to leave with at least a quarter. " He looks at me and said, "no problem, do you want it in your usual different kinds or just one?" As he laid this #7g jar down on the table... We did go over the possibility of getting different kinds but it didn't look possible this time.. I finally got #home and cracked the #Seal to find out what this stuff smelled like. Through the jar, you see sugary coated #nugs, some pretty decent size #buds too. Cracked that seal, and got a smell that is all to familiar. Basic green, the #bud looked fucking #Gorgeous though. But the smell was similar to a long cure process, like there may have been a beautiful smell, but it had faded... πŸ˜” sad πŸ˜” Although, the bud looks #Awesome! An array of interesting colors that could suit anybody's pallet. Light green, Dark green, and with a slight hint of purple; which was very hard to distinguish due to these interestingly, invisible without LED light. These fine little crystals (#crystalleaves) coating the underlying layer of more coarse crystal layers (#trichomes) and getting larger from core to exterior. Thick orange hairs (#pistils), bursting its way between the sugar leaves. (i had to do some research, and now i know the real names. I may not use them all the time. Because something definite usually has no imagination. imagination is more fun.) Gotta get Back to my perspective.. Brb #Smokebreak Interesting side notw: Im 2 hits into this 0.25 #gram bowl. I think i just heard birds or baby birds get killed by something. I heard screams of terrible and now silence. I may have to investigate. Investigation came up, nothing as of yet. My roommates do have aminals. Within the grindings the purple can be seen much easier, although it will be hard, i have to try to get a picture of the this layers of Trichome on this #Wax paper. Id suggest running the grindings through your #pollenbox for some interesting uses later. This will make for a #high #kief #yield. This #SCS ( #SantaCruzShredder) does a great job separating these pieces apart. I think one more hit, should put me at a level to be able to explain the taste and some other details as well. 3 hits total, takes about a 15 seconds after the exhale for the effects to hit your receptors. Starts, in the brain, says what's up for a good 15 -20 minutes. Proceeds to flow like calm, gentle waves down to your feet, soothing every nerve follicle as it passes, it sensory. After, about 45 minutes, my vision was affected, giving a more noticeable #haze in my vision. (its normal for there to be a haze, but i can see it alot clearly.) My brain is finding it seriously easy to focus on what is currently going on. Which is typing and taking pictures of this process. I can tell this #Strain could be used easily in an office setting. If you're job involves very little manual labor. This bud will help you #Stayelevated and stress-free throughout your whole day. Consider it your replacement for shitty office coffee β˜•. Be high and productive, a compromise for both you and your employer. You can get #HighAF and get your job done with ease. #JustSaying The taste has been somewhat of a mystery to me. Although, i haven't nuked the bowl yet. Brb #smokesesh Ok the taste is good, i am getting an earthy mixed berries, grape being the most noticeable. I dont care if a grape isn't consider a berry. You get the point. But really nothing too extraordinary like i have had in others. But most people dont #smoke #weed for anything else but the high. The high is not intense, controllable, and I'd say, "i am pleased with my purchase. i am happy to be stuck with only this one type of Bud two weeks. Im hoping #mybuds and all other #massrootians will enjoy the whatever the fuck i put on my profile!! " This is what #livingstoned is about. #stonedlife #420life #420elite #420 #massroots #massfam #masslove #massbuds #420fam #Washingtonstoners #pnwstoners #Seattlestoners #stonerlife former #floridastoner i dont care what you think its legal here!!! #thclife #thelife #nofilter I hope you understood....How high i got!!
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Greenway Marijuana

11/9/2015
Until i move more than 3 hours away, these guys are always one of my stops on my mystery shopping...

Holy Grail Kush

10/15/2015
#Harmonyfarms #HolyGrail #HG #hybrid From: #420Carpenter @420Carpenter Label: THCA: 26.9% THC: 0.32% CBD: 0.25% Total: 23.9% First impressions, this is a beautifully smelling #bud. Slightly crispy feeling when handling. (i dont know if i will find #dank bud in the recreational area). The look of the bud is i think of lemon lime color. Starting from the exterior of the bud, its #trichoms coat the outer shell of red hairs that dried peacefully, atop of a dark green leaf the to the core, changing from dark green to a light #green and minor yellowing arong the stem. Trichoms throughout the whole #nug.The smell is a delightful, fruity pine mixed with a slight #skunk smell. The grind wasn't much of a shread like i anticipated, i prefer a shredding. It actually grinded up quite nicely, more than the size of the #nug it appears. Quite #happy i don't need to add more. Anyway, funneled it into the bowl for #theJet #ThatThing. Lit up the trusty #Hempwick gave the bowl a true professional hit. Dragged on the #bong with 2 full breath cycles. Immediately, my vision blurred lol my vision looks like that camera app that defocuses the background and blurs it. Lol The taste was sensational, even though im burning it, it was a super smooth lemony pine taste there is an undertone but i may have burnt it. (wishing my #ExtremeQ was here) I must say though no burn or cough. I like this bud. Normally, i have a taste of lets call it Ash in the back of my throat, but this honestly still tastes like my #rootbeer, although now it tastes like my rootbeer was #infused with #pot. As far as dislikes with this, i am not blaming anything, but i was never informed, if it was a #indica dominant or #Sativa dominant. Doesn't say it on the bottle anywhere. Although this is truly a great Sativa Dominant hybrid, my head is buzzing. Not only is my vision impaired my neck pain is gone, my headache is still there but can barely feel it, and i can't feel my feet. The body #high is settling in quite comfortable i might add. This is definitely a bud to share in a #sesh or a few good buds. This is a get together type of bud. Smoking this alone will only help you focus on writing a review. Who likes to do that anyway? I do recommend this bud to #connoisseur #massroots #massrootians #massfam #mybuds I picked this up late last night on a Sunday, in #Olympia at 420Carpenter, the guy said 7 days a week open till 9 pm (PST) There was this cute chick with a chameleon in there, the chameleon did try to be a sugar glider, didn't glide very well. Anyway, the ladies that were working, one of them said she wanted to do this type of stuff but can't because she where she works. Both of them were very knowledgeable #knowledge they were extremely nice, and it didn't seem like an act, like they only wanted my money. pretty chill, kinda hard to find, GPS says you have made it there nearly 0.1 mile away from the entrance. I came from interstate 5. The other direction, you may have to u-turn you will miss the entrance.
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Romulan

10/15/2015
@PhatPanda #PhatPanda #Romulan (I like #StarTrek) Label: (Hard to read, bad print job.) #Harvest date: 08/11/2015 (i think) Package Date: (im assuming, the only thing that makes sense. ) 9/30/2015 #Potency Analysis: #CBD - 0.4% #THCA - (this is a super guess because the first number is missing) 25.5% #THC - 0.1% Total - 22.5% I picked up this bad boy at @Greenwaymarijuana @GWM ( #Greenwaymarijuana #GWM) My #BudTender i prefer to speak to is Steven, this guy is one of the best #BudTenders i have had the pleasure to have met. The #atmosphere there is super friendly and knowledgeable. Everytime, i asked to see a #bud, Steven brought over two or three packages, just so i can see which package has the better #Nugs. I even asked him, why he did thaoked, Perfect #wrap, Felt soft but not loose, and it wasn't clumpy. This literally was the best joint ever rolled. The burn was incredibly even, and a seriously slow burn. The aroma of citrus and grape, flowed out of the container, very refreshing. I like to be honest, the taste was of burnt citrus (which is still good BTW) but its a joint, the fact that i could taste citrus makes it good. Most of the time, it tastes like burnt wood or pine. Citrus is a rare find. As far as the #high, #SUPERB my body is relaxing so hard i can't even think of a word to describe this level of laziness.
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Alien Asshat

10/15/2015
@SkyHighgardens #SkyHighGardens @Skyhigh #Skyhigh #AlienAsshat #AAH (<-exactly what i thought after the #bong hit) Label: #Potency Analysis - Total - 27.20% #THCA - 29.53% #THC - 1.30% #CBD - 0.1% Purchased from @GreenwayMarijuana in #PortOrchard (just hit the shelves as i was there) My #BudTender i prefer to speak to is Steven, this guy is one of the best #BudTenders i have had the pleasure to have met. The #atmosphere there is super friendly and knowledgeable. Everytime, i asked to see a #bud, Steven brought over two or three packages, just so i can see which package has the better #Nugs. I even asked him, why he did that. And his answer was, "just so you have a choice if you want one big nug or little nugs." They also have a frequent smoker card, pretty cool concept. Alien Asshat smells very pungent, a mix between citrus and orange, with a #Skunk undertone. After packing a bowl in #TheJet (Jet Waterpipe) I held my #hemp wick slightly over the bowl and sucked deep and hard, i had the flame pulled into the top of the #bowl just barely touching the Crystalline green grindings, within the #ThatThing 's bowl. As the #smoke traveled through the #stem into the base, morphing into a whirlpool, while a rubber ball evenly distrutes the smoke across a 52 #percolator screen, filling 18" of chamber! I press down on the #carb and clearing every bit of that smooth ice cold ❄ smoke, blasting with a heavy Lemon juice, citrus flavors glistening across my tongue, down my throat, completely filling my lungs. After exhaling my after taste is lemonade, i dont even know how that happened. Lol The high is intense, very, very intense. I feel like im wearing a hat. My blood feels like it is rushing to my brain, ringing in ears. Athough, i have a fan going, i could be hearing the bearing spinning, since its the only thing making a noise. I just looked at the fan, the ringing is my left ear, and the noise is the fan! I would highly recommend this #bud for anything. If you are a #Newbie, know your limits, i coughed twice total on a big ass #bong. Those little bongs can catch you, sometimes you dont realize how much you have taken in. If you are someone who will cough and is known to coughing, i recommend having a container near by, because you may throwup. My bong makes the smoke tasty and clean, so clean you can taste the terps when burning the bowl. In a bong like most on the market, the skunk undertone will get you hard in your last little breath. After all that is over. I guarantee you will be #HighAF higher than everyone else around you. This #bud kicks you in the dick and sends you speeding into the outer atmosphere. This bud is phenomenal, It is a #hybrid, im postive its a #Sativa Dominant hybrid. This #pot is good for any activity, that you could use your brain, im noticing that im highly focused, not only in writing thing, but i have pinpointed every noise in this house and its location, using my ears. Since i turned off the fan, i would think my feet would get cold, nope! I can't feel my feet.... One word to describe this bud #Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious i know where it can be found for sure, in #Portorchard near #Bremerton, follow the top links, if none are working, Google it!!!! It's called GreenWay Marijuana..
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Purple Sour Diesel

6/16/2015
I have this strain currently. Visual perspective, slightly premature, fluffy with slight density near the stems. Aroma is strong, fruity with a hint of skunk. Taste is delectable, device used Jet Water pipe, smooth controllable hits, no outrageous coughing or vomiting. Roughly 8 mins after the first hit, effects are apparent, feeling it in your eyes, then coasting across your entire body. I felt my blood pressure lower, extremely tiring, and relaxing. enjoy!!

Purple Sour Diesel

6/16/2015
I have this strain currently. Visual perspective, slightly premature, fluffy with slight density near the stems. Aroma is strong, fruity with a hint of skunk. Taste is delectable, device used Jet Water pipe, smooth controllable hits, no outrageous coughing or vomiting. Roughly 8 mins after the first hit, effects are apparent, feeling it in your eyes, then coasting across your entire body. I felt my blood pressure lower, extremely tiring, and relaxing. enjoy!!
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