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Recent Reviews6 total

Northern Lights

3/14/2021
An all-time favorite. This is everything I want in a strain; It’s pure relaxation, pure pain relief, pure bliss. I am no longer burdened by self hatred or the constant agony I suffer with. I feel better than I have in years.
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Wedding Cake

3/13/2021
oh fuck... this is great. TLDR; This strain is a MUST try. Very well rounded POTENT high- Phenomenal for pain relief, good choice for those who wanna get fucked up but tend to get anxious from THC, seriously helped me with my sensory issues and hypervigilance. Did give me a brief panic attack, but it was easy to recover from. I’m enjoying life more than I ever have before. This is a real rollercoaster of a strain. It gave me the most beautiful afternoon I’ve had all quarantine. Lately I’ve been very bored, not just because the pandemic is preventing me from widening my social circles but also because my agoraphobia often prevents me from going outside. Today I decided I would go outside, enjoy myself, and have a great new experience at any cost. Weed is one of the best motivators I can use to get outside. Because of my household’s weed rules, I can only smoke bud if I’m far outside of the house. I walked a mile in the heat to get to the spot we had in mind, sat down, and sparked up. It tasted a lot like top shelf hemp flower, only it was sweeter, smoother, and a lot more flavorful (hints of oat, cardamom, honey, and cream). At first I was actually worried that I’d been sold hemp in place of weed, particularly because I didn’t feel the effects right away. Three thirds of the way through the joint it hit me like a train. I honestly felt like little bits of reality were coming apart- All of my thoughts were in the form of archaic symbols and artwork. For about ten minutes I was higher than I’ve ever been. This lead to a beautiful moment where me and my girlfriend hugged after I expressed that I was a little afraid. This strain truly makes love feel like the kind of love people must have had for each other in the cave age; The kind of love you feel for a person when they are the one making sure you get closest to the fire after you’ve been out in the cold too long in a time where your only shelter is a leather tarp. I’ve a long history of tweaking out, bugging out, and all-out panicking from THC. This is the only strain in which I’ve been able to lose that panic and enjoy the experience at the peak of the high. It was a totally new sensation. I also struggle with sensory issues that often make normal sensations feel like pain- Things like my eyelashes being moved in the wrong direction or people bumping into me can feel painful, which makes ordinary discomforts such as thirst, muscle cramping, hunger, and heat/intense cold feel intolerable. I was able to walk another mile in all of that discomfort without any water and HORRIFIC dry mouth- And I was able to do that without feeling like my entire world was crashing in on me and I was in hell. I was just uncomfortable, which is a HUGE feat for me. I am now completely chilled out. I feel better than I have in years. I am relaxed, I am content, my girlfriend is making gluten free oatmeal raisin cookies. I love myself, I love life. I feel like a human being again.
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Tangie Dream

2/12/2021
This is an all-time favorite. It makes me feel high like I used to feel in high school; happy, giggly, euphoric. The whole world becomes a lot gentler and funnier. Makes going to the grocery store a real adventure! Gives lots of energy without making me feel wired. Absolutely wonderful.
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Pineapple Express

2/2/2021
I really wanna love this strain, but it just does not agree with me. There’s a lot about it that I love- There’s a huge rush, your headspace is borderline psychedelic. It’s exhilarating, but it also makes my pain worse and freaks me out. I clench my jaw, my heart palpitates, I feel like my breathing is restricted, my ribs hurt... Its just not worth the rush. If you have issues with anxiety (ESPECIALLY if you tend to get anxious from cannabis) I would not recommend this strain unless you have other strains to mix it with or CBD/CBG to counterbalance if you get panicky.
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Sour Diesel

2/2/2021
I never understood how anyone could smoke and then go to work until I tried this strain. I can think so clearly, even a good 5-6 hits in (I often lose my wits by that point- very low tolerance). I am definitely high but I can still think and focus. Hell, I feel like I could pass a math test on this. And I’m not even good at math! Plus, it’s removed all of my intestinal pain. My constant, soul crushing anxiety has been lifted. I’m just living right now. 1 star off because I wish it were more euphoric
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Blueberry

2/2/2021
Truly relaxing.... actually tastes like blueberries. the kind i used to pick off bushes as a kid- the kind that tastes so good you cant believe it because it tastes like the smell of a blueberry care bear. as a sufferer of chronic intestinal pain and severe, crippling OCD, i can attest to the anxiety-dissolving properties of this strain. As Of this moment, I no longer live in constant fear that faulty pipes will destroy my items or that the 2-story building i live in will collapse. i am content for the first time in months. i'm quite simply at peace and pain-free!
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ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTalkativeUplifted