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Recent Reviews15 total

Cannatonic

1/10/2018
Wonderful strain. As a medical user, this strain does nothing but work wonders for severe abdominal and head pain. Yeah, it won't get you high - but, it doesn't need to. This is some of the very best medicine I've ever had, hands down.
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Relaxed

Pamelina

11/26/2017
This is definitely an indica-dominant hybrid that has a more cerebral effect than your average indica. I found the "munchie" profile on this one to be quite a bit less than your average indica, but it does have quite a heavy body high with a nice, relaxing, and mildly sedating feel. Avoid daytime use. The flavor is very interesting - the Rare Dankness parent is dominant on the scent with a hint of pine, ammonia, and diesel - with a trace of lemon - with a smooth flavor. The only downside is that the strain will make you cough quite a lot. Overall, this is a good strain for an indica connoisseur.
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HappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

White Fire OG

7/8/2017
This is, hands down, my least favorite strain. I find the high to be way too cloudy and heavy, but without the euphoria or relaxation. It incites more paranoia with the heaviness - and I should note, I've been a daily smoker for 10 years now. This is one of the only strains that'll make me feel genuinely uncomfortable. That's my experience - and in all fairness, it also could have been a lower quality batch from the dispensary.

Sour Diesel

4/17/2016
Let's be honest. Sour Diesel is the gold standard by which all Sativas are compared. If you have a "wicked strong" Sativa - you're comparing it with this. Same goes with the weaker strains. This is the absolute definition - and why, you ask? Sour Diesel deserves nothing less than its reputation. First off, it smells STRONG. The name is incredibly accurate, so if you have people that are sensitive to strong smells, this may not be a strain for you (there are any number of "fruity" strains you can get your hands on in lieu of this). It tastes pretty similar to how it smells - but, that taste will become a very, very good thing, as it'll become associated with the effects you're about to feel. It hits hard, and it hits fast. Consistently, you will feel a strong head rush that'll last for about a half hour before it settles down into a happy, buzzy creative feel. Different phenotypes seem to express more indica characteristics - and these are noted after the initial 30 minutes of consumption. Anxiety, as with most Sativas, can be a concern; however, this strain is much less of a paranoia inducing strain than with others (particularly in the haze family).
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Jack Flash

4/16/2016
It's rare you see so many reviews so consistently describe a strain. In the case of Jack Flash, they could not be more accurate. The first 15 or so minutes with this strain is intense - highly energetic, psychedelic even - and always does a good job of locking me in place, completely fascinated with whatever I'm doing or watching that moment. Afterward, the strain settles down into having more of an indica feel. It's a mellow, buzzy, and relaxing stone that lasts for a couple hours. This makes a great social strain for just passing around for a while over some good music and conversation.
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ArousedEnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Pineapple Chunk

3/29/2016
This is a fantastic Sativa that is deceptively strong. The smells of its parents are quite strong, with the Cheese and PIneapple parents standing out in the scent. The unmistakable skunk is sort of a subtle background player on this one, and that's not necessarily a bad thing (since it allows the pineapple, in particular, to stand out). The effects are definitely Sativa. It's a creeper - when you first hit it, you feel almost nothing; but, after about a minute, you start to feel it slowly creep on, reaching full intensity in about 4 or 5 minutes after the first hit. It's a strong, clear, and focused high. It is a bit trippy and racy in high amounts, and since it creeps on you, these amounts are easy to attain. This is a fantastic strain for sparking creativity or hanging out in a social setting. Some people may feel a sense of peripheral anxiety; however, at the same time, this strain is fantastic for easing social anxiety. Think of it this way - hanging out with a group of friends will be even easier than it was before. But, as soon as you hear a loud noise outside, everyone is scared shitless. That's how this strain works. And it works well.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Bruce Banner

3/25/2016
Normally, I take a bit of time to give a full, eloquent, and complete review of a strain, when I decide to do one. I mean, I really wanna do it with this strain, but... I just smoked a giant bowl (via bong).. and now I'm completely absorbed by Devo, dancing around like crazy to it. Are you sold, yet?
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyTalkativeUplifted

Trainwreck

2/18/2016
Summary: this strain is a great strain - especially for pain relief - but, I hope you aren't super sensitive to the smell. First and foremost, this is by far the most beautiful flower that I have ever seen in my life, period. Trichomes completely coat the flower leaving it a white/green (think of the green power ranger's armor getting thrown in a blender) - and this is what you have. Grounded out, the it looks like a very pale green. The aroma, though. That aroma. If you have feral cats in the neighborhood, expect them to show up. This smells exactly like cat piss. No other way to put it - straight up cat piss. Don't let that scare you - when smoked, it burns very softly and smoothly, and goes down clean. The flavor is light and reminiscent of Blue Dream. After about 10 minutes, my whole body started to feel it - my lips felt noticably numb. Any trace of pain I had before = gone. All in all, this is a great strain - you'll know from the moment you smell it if you'll wanna smoke it or not. I highly recommend it.
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CreativeEnergeticHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Flo

1/21/2016
I really enjoy Flo. Being a Sativa-head, I find myself naturally inclined to select Sativa, or Sativa-dominant, strains. I ended up picking Flo by accident since the dispensary was out of Bruce Banner, my original selection. Flo didn't let me down. In flower form, this strain smells like candy. It's the sweetest smelling strain I've come across - so sweet, you'd think the trichomes were actually grannules of sugar. They are not - I can assure you of that. The smoke is very smooth, very easy, and never really made me cough a whole lot. It tasted different than it smelled - it actually tasted just like a diesel when I smoked it. And, in fact - it FELT like a diesel when I smoked it. Even better. From the perspective of the high, this strain provides a good, head-heavy high with nice body effects to balance it all out. It's an energetic strain, but this is a fantastic Sativa for an anxiety patient, as I never once felt any sort of anxiety on this bud. It won't completely waste you - but you'll feel really darn great when you smoke this. I'd like to note, as well: my creativity while I smoke this strain is off the charts. This is going to become my go-to whenever I want to write a song. Highly recommended.
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryUplifted

Limon

12/29/2015
This is a good, solid, what you expect from a sativa, sativa. That is the very best way I can describe this flower. I have had this in both flower and wax form - my review will reflect on the amalgamation of both methods. The name is Limon, but that doesn't quite describe how it smells. It actually smells like someone chucked a barrel of limes into a barrel of diesel and let them absorb. It's pungent and tart. The smoke is heavy and cough inducing, and it hits hard off the bat. Effects are typical of sativas - energetic, focused, creative high, but you can feel a bit anxious if you overdo it. Overall, this is a solid flower if you want true sativa effects. This is a great morning high for patients experiencing depression, nausea, and malaise. Good for over pain thanks to being high in THC. Negative effects noticed is this strain does leave me with next day headaches. Good overall medicine. Try it in the morning
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CreativeEnergeticFocusedTalkativeUplifted