Platinum Kush
11/28/2019
Yeah I didn't know it was some kind of OG Kush derivative, and I thought it would be mellower than the Cherry Pie I had been smoking for a while, so I just jumped in without caution and got hella lit the F up. First time came on slow then I started to think up cool silly band names and the next thing I know I had my phone out, about to text my guy in the middle of the night, "yo dude what the hell else did your boy put in this shit man!?" I felt like I was coming on to acid and started to panic. But then I immediately got a grip and told myself, "dude you smoked too much, jackass!" and so I went and sat on the toilet for a couple minutes with the lights off; the only illumination coming in through the bathroom window from the outside light on my apartment building, casting a soft warm glow into the bathroom and restoring my reason. "Just go enjoy this incredible high, bro." And so I did, because it was (incredible). Now after numerous sessions it doesn't rock me quite as hard (though I slightly decreased the dose), but it never disappoints, and somehow it doesn't take as long to kick in. I never could remember that cool band name. I should've written it down.