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Recent Reviews16 total

White Rhino

6/24/2016
Sweet, floral, and sensual. She comes on smooth and slowly, like being rapped in a warm blanket. I could feel it immediately, but the effects slowly deepened and I was fully rapped in the sensation of light-hearted warmth and deep sensuality after approximately an hour. Love was then made and it was marvellous, followed by a very refreshing nights sleep. I found that my dreaming was not diminished, as many times happens to me with indica, but was very active. The only drawback for me is a slight but sticky morning brain fog. My man stated early on in the night, perhaps 10 or 15 minutes after vaping, that he was experiencing heavy stony mind effects. All of these factors combined, I would recommend this strain for weekend use and recommend very highly for romantic times. A very special bud with an excellent smell, flavor, and cure grown by Five Zero Trees.
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ArousedEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Critical Mass

6/12/2016
Currently on Critical mass (and some tangerine Kush). I have to tell you, I got some 1/2 gram pre-rolls from GreenSky on 4/20 for $4.20. So glad I stopped in that day. Critical Mass is a standard in my stash. I love high CBD strains when they are done right and this strain from GreenSky has never let me down. Mellow, clear headed relief. I just did a 10 hour shift and my back, shoulder, and feet where just AWFUL when I got home. Just a few tokes off of one of those joints. and my shoulder is no longer taught or tense, my back has loosened up, and my feet are calming down. There is still unpleasantness to be felt, but the relief is such a blessing. Clear, calm mind, and the relaxation builds smoothly.
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FocusedRelaxedUplifted

Tangie

5/21/2016
Tangie 1 gram preroll from the Green Front gave me the fear. It got right up under me and pulled the rug out. It smelled marvelous, and I was saving it for a friend's birthday. No one else had any complaints, as far as I know but I had a very unpleasant experience lasting about an hour where I was paralytically paranoid, couldn't speak and was having tremors. From 2 hits. Not the strain for this gal. After the initial reaction died down I was very tense and high strung, but also very tired and wanted nothing more than to cuddle with my man. Lucky for me he brought a high CBD strain with him, Sweet and Sour widow. The widow helped a great deal. I am prone to bad reactions and am still figuring out what genetics and what growers are good for me. If you are prone to anxious or fearful reactions, maybe don't pick this one up. Huge disappointment. It smelled like orange, chocolate, and mint and these smells I have never had together, but associate with good experiences from other strains (tangerine dream, girl scout cookies...)
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ArousedEnergeticHungrySleepy

T.E.R.P. Collective

3/27/2016
Love. The atmosphere will be amazing when the shop layout is fully realized. We where served by the owner, who has a palpable passion for this business. The buds are amazing, the most beautiful I've seen in a hot minute. Good selection for what we where looking at, though I didn't ask about high-cbd strains so I can't speak to that. I personally love finding small batch and unique strains, they are here in force, along with big name strains. Stoked to have stopped in today. Truly.

FPOG

3/25/2016
Holy hand grenade of Antioch, Batman. Smoking this is like watching high speed film of a remote detonation. But a detonation of giggles and time slippage. Bring this to game-night at the beach. I did, and I'm very happy about that. Social, happy, very fast acting. The super-high phase came on within 5 minutes and lasted about 10-20 minutes. After words a really happy normal to low key high kicked in and took the wheel for around 3 hours. Two of us fell asleep during this time and three of us had energy to spare. A very solid night sleep followed for me.

Jack Herer

3/18/2016
This is one of my very favorite strains. I am unusually vulnerable to feeling anxiety and paranoia when using cannabis, Jack has never even made me tense. A reliable calm and uplifting experience that doesn't cloud my mind. Functional daytime medicine. I avoid this when I do school work, but that's about it. Only downsides in my experience are: morning headache (if smoked to close to bedtime) and unending, irreconcilable munchies. I would heavily recommend this strain to anyone dealing with PTSD, anxiety, depression, eating disorders, and Chemo. Honestly, if I where diagnosed with cancer tomorrow, my 3rd move would be to find Jack Herer in flower and clone. Do yourself a favor and go find some, a very special strain.
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HappyHungryRelaxedUplifted

Maritime Cafe - Gladstone

11/8/2015
Maritime Cafe is the perfect medium size shop. One of my personal top 3 shops. They have a great selection and a comfortable, cozy budroom. My ideal "Goldylocks" situation. The budtenders are helpful individuals who clearly care about your experience and listen to your needs/requests. Maritime Cafe is my go-to on this end of town, hands down. If you live in this neighborhood and haven't stopped by, you are missing out. Happy shop, great selection, great budtenders.

Portland Best Buds

10/11/2015
I just love this shop, and I'm so glad it's in my neighborhood. Good people serving outstanding product. I've been poking around some other shops lately, and they just aren't on the same level. This shop is special and I'm proud to have it in my community. Keep up the good work, Best Buds.

Pacific Green

10/11/2015
I'm on the fence about this place. it's certainly not bad, but it wasn't great. There where good aspects: I got a really good deal, the budtenders are good, one of the budtenders was so pretty it hurt my heart, Gumby and Pokie dolls were the cone mascots. Some thing where not so great: the weighing area/ till was disorganized and kind of dirty and an older Asian lady (who I'm assuming is the owner or some kind of manager) came in and yelled at one of the budtenders to come to the counter and help me while she rifled through the till, which really kind of stressed me out. I feel like he was doing his job and taking care of some other customers, I was just taking my time reading the menu. It also made a clear statement about her priorities (money over service). I wouldn't say "stay away", but there are much better places to go that aren't far away. It kind of hurts my feelings to say that, because the budtenders are great and the product is a solid high medium for a bargain. I just left feeling kind of bummed out.

King Tut

10/3/2015
This is the one to share with friends-that-are-family. Good for dinner parties and stand-up comedy. I laughed so hard last night that my voice is sore today. I did have a little difficulty getting to sleep, it's energetic. Really lovely strain, go find it!
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EnergeticEuphoricGigglyHappyTalkativeTinglyUplifted