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21% Smells like chocolate caramel, tastes like spicy cabbage, and tingles like Skittlez. Pairs well with a pastry stout.

Buckeye Purple puts sandbags around your ass and calms you down. A decent strain for a movie night.

Runtz, even at a modest 15% THC level, is one of those strains where you wake up the next day discombobulated like a time traveler whose brain has been modified in a multidimensional facet where every outcome results in the same thing: inebriation.

I had Glue Shoes, so there must've been some gorilla glue thrown in the mix. It smelled like fresh paint. The weed coats reality with tessellations. It shows what is and what ain't.

This rating was for Alpine Taffy. A strain that makes you think.

Cheetah Piss/Gelato is one of those sneaky weed strains a person smokes confident that they’re gonna listen to a bevy of albums, yet the next thing they know is daylight leaking through the window.

This is a review for Lord Pineapple, a decent strain that combines Pineapple Express with Trainwreck with a lil afghan thai thrown in. If you ever wanted to experience what it feels like to ride a magic carpet then by all means please smoke this weed.

Mint and citrus smell. Hybrid, but skews indica. Great for a movie night, or just relaxing to music. Nice aroma.

LV Kush Cake is a classic strain. Smooth and heavy chronic. The concrete ground feels like a rubber mat that undulates.

Trainwreck OG is a classic strain. Potent. It goes great with music! I recommend getting an ounce.