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Recent Reviews4 total

Super Lemon Haze

8/3/2021
Not so much. Let's be honest. It was more than a little unpleasant. But it had spunk. And spunk can get you into town every once in a while.

Key Lime Pie

8/3/2021
A bit of a downer, like the production values of a 1980s Lindsey Buckingham solo album. I mean, there's greatness tucked away in there, but some engineer had to fuck with shit and now it sounds like you're chewing glass. But it's not all bad.
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GMO Z

8/3/2021
A great strain for when your wife catches you dancing while listening to music on your headphones, but the joke's on her because she doesn't even know that I'm listening to Lindsey Buckingham's solo discography which, if we're being honest, is by far the funniest part.
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Cookies and Cream

7/20/2021
One of my favorites. Whatever you're doing right now, stop. Get this strain, smoke it, and listen to "Dogs." No, seriously, have you ever REALLY listened to Dogs? "And after a while you can work on points for style" -- how did I NEVER notice that line before? And "A certain look in the eye and an easy smile You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to"? Genius. Tangientially related....best guitar sound on a record EVER? If I give you a million guesses, you'll never get it. Trust me. "Big Love" by Fleetwood Mac on that crappy Tango In the Night album. Seriously, there's this awesome weird acoustic thing, then something that sounds like a banjo. Totally killer. I KNOW...you don't believe me. Just smoke and listen, Cheech.
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