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Sherbert

2/2/2020
Pepper. Wow, read all the reviews and didn't believe it, but the pepper is right there, man. Got me thinkin' about Grandma's Boyfriend, Paul. Pairs well with the "Classic Lime" Wild Basin. Smoked a joint of this (pictures do it justice, just not so purple) not-so-sticky weed, and it was nice. My body is real numb and my eyes are about 60% open. Definitely working with a skeleton crew of organs right now but I'm into it. If you hear your dog fart for fifteen seconds, then you know you have to get some of this delicious and creamy sherbert. Tiny Nugs, but very dense™. Not trippy or anything but the body high is super heavy. Good stuff, you gotta think the grocery bag it was wrapped in gave it a little flavor. We could have decided to add a "plastic" flavor tag, but we settled on the more prominent flavors in the bud, such as "kooky", or "rabid". Do yourself a favor and go hotbox your car and think about ghosts for a while. Sherbert is so good, they won't let you in to voting polls if you have smoked it (that's a plus;p i know firsthand). During my time on the inside, we didn't have the freedom of "choice", or "consent", just a little green (or in our case, brown :)) to numb the pain. Overall, I'm glad to be on the outside, but a little part of me missed the structure. Where do I go? Sherbert answers that question for me, and it's a Denny's parking lot to meet my middle school guidance counselor for an "emergency session" at 3:30 on a Thursday night. Thanks, Chip. Go, Wolverines. Anyway, hope I can stay out long enough to grab another bowl of this 'bert with my main man, Chip. He's been here for me since I sharted in gym, and he gave me his own polo to wrap around my stinky bottom. What a guy. Sherbert is great, too.
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