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Bubba Kush

1/11/2017
The Legendary Bubba Kush has been around since 1996 making it one of the oldest well known strains and a legend in its own right for it’s sedattative effects. A sweet flavor profile is expected with Bubba, with her aroma being a mix of hash, chocolate, coffee, and hint of earthiness. On the palate, Bubba’s sweet flavor profile shines through and a chocolatey smoothness is mixed with a subtle earthy funk to provide a delightful and memorable smoke. Expect a happy relaxed high where euphoria meets sleepiness, and watch out because Bubba incites the munchies to the highest effect! Medicinally, this strain is ideal for those seeking relief from stress, anxiety, depression, pain, stomach ailments, appetite stimulation, and insomnia.

Purple Kush

11/7/2016
Lineage: Hindu Kush x Purple Afghani Looking for a purple that’s got that hashy flavor profile with a hint of berry? Look no further! This is a heavy hitting indica that creates a long lasting euphoric high that feels like everlasting bliss. On the nose Purple Kush showcases that classic patchouli earthiness of the kush family with a delightful sweet grape accompaniment. These same flavors are continued on the palate with a heavy mouthfeel smoky, again a commonality with the afghanicas and kushes. Expect a happy euphoric relaxing high that is prone to both the munchies and sleepiness, which makes this strain perfect for those suffering from insomnia, lack of appetite, pain, stress. depression, anxiety, other digestive disorders and muscle spasms.

Alien Dawg

9/26/2016
Lineage: Alien Kush x Chemdawg If you're looking to stink up your neighborhood, this Dawg is the one for you! Taking that classic earthy Alien flavor profile that smells like a sour otherworldly landscape and crossing it with the skunky fuely legend of Chemdawg yields a strangely earthy yet sour baby that provides a heady cerebral high with a massive body high. Alien Dawg provides a surprisingly creative, focused and uplifted high while maintaining those predominantly indica attributes such as uber relaxation and happy euphoria. This strain is perfect for those suffering from stress, anxiety, pain, depression, headaches, insomnia, and nausea.

Afternoon Delight

9/25/2016
"And the thought of loving you is getting so exciting, Sky rockets in flight, afternoon delight" you'll be singing sweet songs when you imbibe on this delightful strain. One of the few strains with a dominant apple flavor, this fruit forward dense flower is an indica dominant so be wary not to smoke too much in the afternoon unless you're looking for some serious couch time. Pine notes also dance on the nose with the fruity flavors, while apple, berry and citrus dominate the palate with a little hint of juniper- truly an unique strain not often seen. Expect a happy euphoric high that is creative and focused with an overall feeling of relaxation and well being, often the effect is compared to a feeling of being within an aura. This strain works well medicinally for depression, stress, anxiety, insomnia, nausea and digestion issues, cramps and muscle spasms, and for all around well being.

Kandy Kush

9/25/2016
What happens when you combine two all-star strains like OG Kush and Trainwreck? You end up with a surprisingly sweet baby that has citrus notes rivaling Katy Perry’s best melodies. Kandy Kush gained popularity with it’s sugary earthy flavor profile and potency that provides superior indica hybrid relief. Expect a happy relaxed high with an uplifting euphoric side (thanks to mama trainwreck!) and a bit of the munchies, which makes this strain idle for those suffering from eating disorders, digestive issues or looking for appetite stimulation. Medicinally, this strain is also noted for stress relief, pain management, depression, anxiety, headaches and migraines.
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feelings
EuphoricHappyHungryTalkativeUplifted

Cookie Monster

9/14/2016
"Today me will live in the moment unless it's unpleasant in which case me will eat a cookie." Words of wisdom from the blue man himself, Cookie Monster, it's easy to agree he'd suggest smoking a bowl of his namesake strain as a fine substitute. Coming out of the blue to win several cups in 2014, this potent strain combines the legendary Girl Scout Cookies with the classic OG Kush to create a monster of an indica hybrid. Building on the earthy profile set forth by mama OG, Cookie Monster expands the pungent nose with pine aromas and hints of sweetness that suggest the cookie parent. On the palate, the earthy flavor develops first with a following taste of pastry that's classic to most cookie hybrids with a sweet finish. Cookie Monster doles out happiness faster than you can smoke it, creating a happy relaxed high that is a little sleepy and a lot euphoric. Watch out though! Just like Cookie Monster you'll have the muuuuunchies! Medicinally this strain is perfect for those having stomach issues, especially people looking for appetite stimulants, also works great for stress relief, pain relief, anxiety, depression, insomnia, PTSD.
Reported
feelings
EuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Sour OG

9/5/2016
Rockstar parents means that Sour OG inherited everything it takes to be an all around superstar. Delivering a balanced hybrid buzz that's decidedly potent, Sour OG taps into the flavor combinations of both the fuely Sour Diesel and earthy OG Kush to create a uniquely pungent aroma that delightfully lingers. On the palate, expect a rush of petrol and earthy goodness that overwhelms the senses staying smooth while creating a happy relaxed high. This strain is known for the giggles, making it idle for those dealing with stress or depression, and it's also well suited for those dealing with pain issues, nausea, appetite stimulation and other disgruntled digestive system issues.

Dream Queen

8/9/2016
Sweet and earthy, Dream Queen will leave you higher than a kite and wishing for more. On the nose, Dream Queen is reminiscent of some fruity 90's bubblegum that you may have had as a youth with a sugary citrus flavor and earthy finish that really lingers. Smoking Dream Queen really releases the earthiness that is hinted at in the nose, and it picks up an almost eucalyptus like taste similar to certain hashes. As a sativa dominant hybrid it has a happy uplifting high that gives a super creative jolt along with a dash of euphoria. Medicinally, this strain is perfect for those suffering from pain, stress, fatigue, depression, stomach issues including appetite depression, and for all around well being.

Tahoe OG

7/26/2016
Take in a deep whiff of Tahoe OG and you'll be instantly transported to a scenic mountain paradise with it's earthy piney goodness. A classic at this point, Tahoe is known for it's full body high and strong indica effects with a lemon earthy flavor profile. Tahoe's effects are euphoric and happy with a little bit of the munchies thrown in for good measure- it takes the craveable aspects of indica flowers and adds just enough sativa to provide an unique and memorable high. Medicinally, this strain is perfect for those seeking stress relief, pain relief, help with depression or anxiety, insomnia, and those munchies make it perfect for those seeking an appetite stimulant or suffering from digestive issues.

Platinum Cookies

7/17/2016
What happens when you cross the frosty Platinum with the cult classic Girl Scout Cookies? Magic. Magic Happens. This cup winning hybrid cross enhances the already enviable aspects of GSC with a sweet fruity pastry taste mirrored by a spicy subtle haziness. On the palate cookies convert to a more earthy organic flavor that still carries a sweet hint through the finish. Expect sage wisdom from this true hybrid strain which has a range of effects from relaxing and creative to uplifting and happy- pure euphoria! Aspects of this strain make it medicinally useful for those dealing with headaches, digestive issues and diminished appetite, pain, stress, anxiety, and depression.