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blue dream is a 60% sativa/40% indica hybrid that is a highly potent combination of the best parts of both its parents, “Blueberry” and “Haze”. this popular bud possesses a moderately high THC level that ranges on average from 17-24%. a very enjoyable, smooth smoke, due to the fluffy layer of baby blue trichome snow on top of these brat green nugs. i really don’t know where people are getting the taste of blueberries from, but i think it smells and tastes like an orange creamsicle/sweet orange soda. great for nausea, pain and discomfort, as well as muscle tightness. overall, a good head and body high we but not overwhelming. 9.7/10

genetics are the ranger x family secret. a really good, solid sativa, as someone who normally only smokes indica and indica hybrids because of anxiety and panic. it’s very mellowing, but at the same time uplifting in the motivational sense. i took a killer morning walk after a ≈.5g cone and felt very peaceful, centered, and refreshed after. this would 100% be good for your wake and bake. the flavor profile is very earthy and sweet, almost like that of a dirty chai with a touch of honey. 9.5/10. i have never come across a sativa this good before.

hands down, one of my favorite strains of all time. made by crossing skywalker og with purple urkle. very relaxing, blissful, and cerebral, though too much can hit you like a freight train. good for hanging out around the house, or for combating some on the go anxiety. start with a little and smoke more if you need, because you can always smoke more, but you can’t unsmoke something.

mac and cheese is an incredibly misleading name for a tropical, flowery, citrus flavored bud. go make yourself some annie’s white cheddar, because there is absolutely no mac, or cheese to be had here. smokes smooth and burns evenly. effects include, getting rid nausea, headache relief, and overall euphoria. 9.3/10.

truly a wacky tobaccy experience you won’t soon forget. while initially a little bit jitter inducing, macV2 is a sativa that quickly tapers into euphoria and a head centered high. tastes like burntm orange peel and fronto leaf. reminiscent of that one dime bag you got in 2016 that had you more clapped than you’ve ever been in your entire life. overall 9.6/10.

very nice indica for its price point and 22.2% thc. tasting like vanilla birthday cake and creamed wildflower honey, grape cream cake is incredibly uplifting and leaves one feeling wholly refreshed. the “grape” aspect is slightly imaginary, but i can kinda see where they’re coming from. 8.4/10.

a really tasty, not too coughy hybrid that will 100% knock your block off if you’re not careful. start slow, because you can always smoke more, but you can’t unsmoke it once it’s gone. if you like sweet, sticky, pine nutty, lemony ganja, this bad boy is for you. it makes the gluten free cheezits i’m eating taste much better than they actually are. 8.7/10

oh my god is this some good weed. think thick, fuzzy, green buds of ooey gooey goodness with a cheesy, piney, nutty, taste and straight cat piss smell. this will get even the most tolerant smoker deliciously baked with a myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene terpene trio and 24-29% thc. overall, this is some of the best weed i’ve had, all things considered. 9.9/10.

if you like anything gelato, this is the strain for you. a pretty even, if not slightly indica leaning, hybrid that tastes remarkably similar to a vanilla backwood. it provides you with a very pleasant head and body high that lasts you, so it’s a good one for pain and inflammation. very smooth smoking and refreshing. overall 9.8/10. i can see almost anyone enjoying this strain.

summit sauce is a very tasty, relaxing indica that is good for anxiety, depression, and pain. with base notes of diesel and tropical aromatics, what is left behind is a sour, smoky, wood fire taste that is sure to impress even the most picky stoners. provides just enough of a head and body high at 18% ish to get you through the rest of the day unscathed, while not velcroing you to your bed and/or couch. overall 8.8/10. would recommend to anyone and everyone.