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Recent Reviews34 total

Pep-o-Chem

2/11/2023
Okay, so the buzz from this strain is not too terrible. It's not great, but it's "fine." The rating is for the taste. It tastes like ditch weed. A compilation of leafy taste and literal dirt taste. It's not leaf; it's flower. It's strong. The taste is just really, really bad. This is &Shine brand by Rhythm in Illinois. Honestly, we have great weed here, this is just a bad strain.
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RelaxedTingly

Vanilla Cake

1/27/2023
From Floracal farms in Illinois, this strain is reliably testing WAY over 30% THC. My current batch is sitting at .48% THC + 33.51% THCa for a whopping 33.99% total potency. There is no CBG. I think the previously tested plants for which the strain overview was typed up must have been picked early before the CBG was allowed to develop into THCa. Either that, or they've just gotten way better at this. I have yet to come across a Floracal strain that was under 27%. I currently have 2 on hand, Kush Mintz being the other. This one is basically 34% and the other is basically 35%. They're making strong strains up in there. I don't even know. I can't tell you the last time 1 small bowl had me this wiped. Saving the Kush Mintz for this evening; I know those will be fire. Also this high is so beautiful. I am so happy right now. My anxiety, which is severe and pervasive, has basically evaporated. Actually, it's just been lowered to where it's the good kind. "Eustress." I had a car accident recently, and this has knocked the whiplash pain WAAAAAAY down, as well as my hip pain which is chronic. Great strain. Deserving of every star.
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HappyRelaxedTingly

Macnanna

10/15/2022
This had the lowest THC score of anything I bought today at 21% and BOOM. This is fire. FAST onset. So calm and my mood is so stable, but I don't feel like I have to go to sleep (although, I could). I love this strain, and I've only smoked one bowl of it.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Blulato FloraCal Indica Premium Flower (3.5g)

8/18/2022
If you're on the fence about this strain, go for it. It's very potent. Has a very strong presenting effect. Very calm high. On the first hit, it felt like a shockwave of muscle relaxation through my whole body. I maybe wouldn't recommend it for a newbie, and if you're needing it for fatigue or something - this doesn't seem for you. Very strong sedative high.

Waltz Haze

7/18/2022
I'm giving this a 5 because I genuinely don't like sativa, usually. Makes me nuts. Well... More nuts. The only exception to this is Blue Dream, which is also from a haze strain, calmed by the wonderful Blueberry. Now, Waltz Haze has brought the infamous Purple Urkle into a blend that makes for serious relaxation, but also the ability to focus acutely. Now, I'm not sure this is a "do your homework" sativa. Although, I haven't got any homework to try on right now. Summer break and all.

Ophelia

6/18/2022
Lineage Blackout x Purple Linda. So, so good. So sedative. Really takes the edge off... everything.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxedTingly

Gorilla Butter

4/27/2022
It's a good strain. I wish it would be a little more sedative and just like pick that lane.
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Gelato

4/18/2022
This strain is where I go when I need it to really hit. There are very few strains I trust reliably. Gelato will almost always have what I need. Great for releasing stress, anxiety, and physical tension, therefore, great for pain. I'm also able to focus when I use it, but I could just as easily go to sleep. Helps with mood... overall one of the best strains ever created. It may outclass Blue Dream (though not a specifically good for work).
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HappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Megatron

11/25/2021
I've noticed people really taking this strain to task. It doesn't look very appealing, but it tastes like sweet tarts. For me, it's appropriate for all day. Strong enough but not overwhelming. It only gets a 4 from me because it's not Blue Dream or anything, but it's fine. I don't understand the hate.
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CreativeEnergeticRelaxedUplifted