Mike Larry
9/26/2022
So there we were watching nature documentaries narrated by the illustrious and soothing David Attenbourough when my partner's cousin passed me a blunt. "What's this?" I asked her. I'm always worried about accidentally smoking something that could make me crawl up on the roof. "I dunno" she cackled, "but it's fucking fire and perfect for hanging out". So a big rip I did take, and a great time did I have. I got eased into it so softly that I didn't realize how high I was until we were all rolling on the couch laughing our asses off at the most inane shit. I had to know what the bud was so I went over and dug through the trash until I found the container. "Mike...Larry?" I asked no one in particular. Three heads poked up from the back of the couch looking like confused meerkats. "No really, this stuff is called Mike Larry." Cue more riotous laughter.
This is a great pot if you're going to be doing something social or active, but not for sitting still. I was blown away by how much fun it was, reminded me of when I first started smoking in the 90s and every time was an adventure. It's uplifting, engaging, giggly, and then fades into a nice stone. Dry mouth can be a bit of an issue so make sure to have enough fluids near by.
Final summation: smoke some Mike Larry and go on a walk with some friends, you won't regret it. Just bring water.