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Lowryder

7/29/2018
My first grow was Lowryder 2. Easy to grow. Very fast flowering. not very sensitive to neglect (I had a few close calls with some of my girls lacking hydration during the flowering stage). Even under rough growing conditions, these ladies bounce right back. Quite productive. Odour varied from plant to plant. Some smelled piney, others more flowery. Some girls had a slight whiff of skunk (but really very little). Not that much stink during the grow. You can grow without carbon filters. Not fussy, easy to grow. Tree like grow pattern. Very Good production for a small plant. I really like this high. It’s very good at relaxing tense muscles but your head stays clear. There was slight disorientation for the first 10 min but it then levels itself. The mind can still function on this stuff. I actually feel more focused on this. Strange, I also feel a little of that “let’s get it on” vibe. Helps male libido. If you are a writer or a composer, this weed can help given that it really increases focus on what you are doing. Leaves you very relaxed as she releases you from her spell. Nice evening weed but ok for daytime. I very much like listening music on this strain. It’s almost as if you can separate each and every instrument and just makes them all come alive. It’s very nice. Chris Cornell, Led Zeppelin and Marvin Gaye all sounded awesome. Only thing I don't like is the inhale. Like you’re smoking hay. A little rough, almost felt like coughing. Strange because I flushed this girl with clean, filtered water 3 times over the last two weeks go its flowering period. She should have been smoother. However, iIt’s completely forgivable given her very nice buzz. Recommended.
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ArousedFocusedUplifted

Buddha's Hand

4/14/2017
Very easily a 4 but not quite a 5 for me. This is a very nice sativa-ish strain. Makes me talkative. Very calming and yet your mind stays active and you are focused. No paranoia but I do feel speedy... like I drank a little too much coffee... but without any of the nervousness. It's a mental and physical stimulant. I think I could do some officework while on this. Probably a good strain for writers 'cause your mind stays sharp, There is some body to it... makes me a little touchy-feely... rubbing my feet together feels nice. A massage would feel good while under its effects. I suspect that it's a good strain for sex. Overall, I like everything about it except for the caffeine-like high. I prefer my rides to be a little more chill amd dream-like than what this has to offer. I like weed which makes me enjoy music, this stuff makes me want to watch documentaries. Love the zero-paranoia.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedTalkative

Malawi

9/21/2014
I grew African Buzz (a special selection of Malawi Gold) and all I've got to say is... I really, really, really like this stuff. It grew easily. Had a mildew problem. This plant resisted better than any of the other strains growing. While flowering, the smell wasn't too strong, pretty easy to conceal if you just had one or two growing at home. It smelled like lemon Pledge and Bazooka Joe bubblegum... it's a weird combo, imagine smelling freshly cut lemongrass while chewing on that powdery pink gum you'd find in packs of hockey/baseball cards... that's very close. Not really my favourite smell but I can see how some would probably like this a lot. Overall, probably among the best weed I've smoked. No skunk/cat pee smell in here at all. Very easy smell to conceal if you'd have to try. Very sativa effect after about 10 minutes what feels like nothing. At first, you don't feel very high... but it guilds and builds. I feel pressure behind the eyes and a dry mouth. Energized but also relaxed (not sleepy). This stuff actually does a good job waking you up... like espresso coffee. I do feel my heart beating kinda faster but it isn't bad at all and it eases-up after another 10 minutes. No paranoia. This stuff always brings me to a wonderful place. Makes me feel so empathetic, happy, a little silly, playful and giggly. There is lots of euphoria in this high... feels like I could burst out laughing if someone would do something silly. This stuff will put a grin on your face and it will leave you functional... but I know I probably couldn't drive while on this. People around you will probably notice you are high when you're on this magical stuff. This weed doesn't make me hungry nor does it make me horny HOWEVER I just know that things like eating would feel good... so would listening to music... dancing would feel quite nice when on this. As for sex, this stuff makes me feel sensual rather than horny. Yeah... makes you want to have that "tantric" sort of sex. Generally speaking... this stuff accentuates pleasure, whatever that pleasure may be. One thing I wish this didn't do so well is destroy short-term memory. It's a very "having your keys in your hand while you're looking for them... all while forgetting what you were looking for in the first place" kinda weed. Amazing!!!
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ArousedEuphoricGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeTingly

Atomic Northern Lights

9/12/2014
I really like this one. It has a beautiful head high, racy but not in any bad way at all. No paranoia, no feelings of doom. Makes me happy and wanting to go somewhere. Then there is a strong body buzzing, especially around the groin area and the sole of my feet (kinda weird!). Affects short term memory a little, but nowhere near as bad as others I've had. Also, don't drive on this... makes me want to drive faster than I normally would. Slight sense of confusion also which makes things kinda fun because it makes me think of weird stuff. Feel like I could watch a movie which had chase in it. Feeling horny....? Not really, I'd say it makes me feel "naughty" rather than horny... would probably make sex more "tantric". I'd say this is pleasure enhancing weed. It's pretty long-lasting as well.
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EnergeticHappyHungryTingly

Atomic Northern Lights

2/8/2014
Easy to grow. Took about 2 months for the milky trichomes to begin turning amber. Flushed it for about 1 week. Cured the crop for another week before sampling. Rolled a joint, took 2 hits, wife took one. Smell and taste was nothing special. As for the effect... WOW! It hits fast... took less than 5 minutes... yup, this is powerful stuff. I had a mild headache/migraine all day and that just disappeared. What is strange is that it's a strong buzz but it's nothing wild... there are no visuals, nothing psychedelic... sounds and colours didn't appear any different than before the hit... no time distortion. We never felt out of control... no hint of panic, no paranoia, no increased heart rate and no anxiety. What I really enjoyed was it's clear-headed buzz. We just felt really happy, talkative, kind, empathetic, playful... This stuff takes you to a warm, fuzzy place and keeps you there for quite some time. The come-down is amazing too... didn't feel exhausted at all, just really relaxed. Overall, this is a great stress reliever which doesn't knock you out. Body-wise... your muscles relax and you feel a slight vibration going through your body... it's quite nice. However, we didn't really feel any increased sexual arousal like others report (was hoping for this). Also, not as indica as I thought it would be... I'd call it energy-neutral... didn't suck the life out of us. Made us a little dizzy for the first 30 minutes (don't drive on this right after smoking). After the dizziness goes away... your mind is left in the most wonderful place. The munchies then set in... we became obsessed by the thought of food. I think I understand this strain... this is not Viagra... but it probably makes sex (or anything else pleasurable) a lot more enjoyable, be it food, sex or any other activity. Hint: Prepare your favourite (healthy) foods before smoking... otherwise, you'll be munching on chips, kid cereals or any other crap you can dig up. Overall, highly recommended... maybe our new favourite.
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EnergeticHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeUplifted