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Recent Reviews9 total

Silverback Gorilla

3/14/2017
Fantastic strain for relaxing and sleeping and just generally quieting your brain so you can receive. Very euphoric too so you go to bed happy and ready for good dreams.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Star Killer

12/9/2016
Excellent for insomnia! Lately, I've been forced to use hybrids, as there has been a shortage of Indica around here. These hybrids I've been forced to try lately haven't been cutting it for insomnia. Star Killer worked so well, I fell asleep WHILE vaping it. I fell asleep easier (obviously) but I also stayed asleep longer and sleep deeper. With the hybrids, I woke up every 45 minutes to an hour and a half every single night. With Star Killer, I only woke up once about halfway through the night. I came downstairs, loaded a fresh bowl, turned on the Herbalizer, put on my headphones, started my ritual... and fell asleep AGAIN before I could turn the Herbalizer off ( to be fair, it was towards the end of the bowl each time). I've been doing two whole bowls of the hybrid crap every 45 minutes to an hour and a half and STILL haven't been able to sleep! Star Killer worked! I feel much rested today.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

JARS Cannabis - 16th St.

10/27/2016
WAY over priced! A 250 mg disposable oil pen refill that only lasts about 4 days costs $50. It's $72 if you buy the "craft strains". What kind of bullshit is this? We're not stupid. We know what weed costs. We know how to make the same products you are selling. It's not magic. It's a plant. And CO2 extraction does not take something that SHOULD be $200 per ounce and magically turn it into something that's equivalents to $2304 per ounce. Corporate greed will send us back to our old delivery method. Congrats! You've given my business to your competition.

Hell's OG

12/7/2014
This is my favorite sleepy time strain. Do NOT read that to mean it is ONLY good for sleeping. I enjoy it pretty much any time. But it turns my brain off and lets me relax. Let me explain that a little better...it turns off the constantly thinking, logical part of my brain (frontal lobe?) that keeps me awake all night because it won't shut the f up, and activates the creative parts of my brain (temporal lobes?) so I can go into receive mode and sit back and let my mind drift. To say I have trouble falling asleep is putting it mildly. On top of that, once I DO fall asleep, I usually wake up a couple hours later and can't get BACK to sleep making consistent, quality sleep very rare. And I refuse to take sleeping pills. This strain completely alleviates both types of insomnia for me. Yet it doesn't MAKE me fall asleep when I smoke it during the day. I vape almost exclusively (and hash oil, but I digress) and this strain is amazing for vaping. No worries of anxiety or paranoia. Great flavor. Does the job. I would buy this by the POUND! Is it weird I feel worried that I only have 2 ounces left? LOL!
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly

Afghani

8/14/2014
This is on the weaker side of what I'm used to. That being said, it is great to gradually intake over time to counter anxiety and paranoia that can come from the stronger stuff that can clobber you over the head. If you are trying to condition yourself to get past becoming paranoid and anxious when you smoke weed, this should help nicely. Smoke a hit or two , wait 10 mins, rinse and repeat until you are where you need to be. SUPER low anxiety strain if you do it this way. But for seasoned tokers, there are much better strains than this one once for ounce. Ok, I have to add to this review after giving it another week or so...especially since this is too much to ignore. Not only does this strain actually make me horny, but it physically makes me tight in the bathing suit area. Like middle school math class. As in, I'd rather take an "F" than walk up to the board right now.
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ArousedCreativeEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Death Star

8/6/2014
I always keep this around for sharing. It is strong and goes a long way. I let the heavy weights hit it first (more THC) and the lightweights last (more CBD). I gave this to a daily smoker who was visiting from out of state...he turned Chinese in 2 hits. Next time I look over he is laying down with a bag of potato ships on his chest smiling at the TV. I have to be careful though. It gets me a little anxious and paranoid if I have too much to quickly. If I get TOO stoned with it my legs get wobbly and I get pretty dizzy. But don't let that make you think it is not good weed because it IS. But you should know that so you can adjust accordingly. ALL of those less than desirable effects can be managed with careful dosing and timing. If you are prone, take your time and ramp up easy. If you are a super stoner...hit it as hard as you want and watch the show. It will not disappoint.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxedSleepyTingly

Cataract Kush

8/6/2014
This strain is a good test for whether or not your budtender knows what the hell they are talking about. If they do not warn you about the creeper effect, be suspicious of any other advice they give you. They have NOT smoked it. For me, it hits weak at first but that is deceptive. At about 10 minutes I get a quick bump of effect and think everything is normal and then, oddly, at 30 minutes it hits me HARD! I think this strain is perfect for going to the movies. Why? Because it goes easy on your at first giving you plenty of time to get tickets and snacks and seats before it REALLY kicks in. By then...you are ready to enjoy the movie.
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FocusedRelaxedSleepy

Bubba Kush

8/6/2014
Definitely a GoTo Strain. Perfect head and body feeling. Definite mood enhancer. I like to smoke a hit or 2 repeatedly all night instead of trying to get as stoned as possible all at once up front. NO paranoia or anxiety for me (some strains are not so nice).
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted