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Recent Reviews13 total

Mango Haze

5/2/2022
Works for me like a Jack Herer but less potent. I wake and bake this lately and it has made me a happy camper. Super euphoric and talky strain - I can go on for hours talking up a storm, which is not normal for me! The haze properties are still here and I can see why the tropical flavor profile is arguable… Taste more earthy to me.
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Jack Herer

4/4/2022
Been looking for this in the South Florida area since I got the card… Finally found some at my local Trulieve in an eighth! Super light yellow-green buds covered, literally covered in orange hairs! Pretty stuff. Smells very pine and lemon - almost skunky. Smoke is not too harsh and in some ways tastes actually quite good. Listen… If you are trying to smoke this up at night. Don’t. This is the high quality day time ish you want to kick you in your lazy ass to get things DONE. Tasks will get done… but not in a half-ass fashion. This is some good medicine. Normally uppers like this stress me tf out. Not Jack. Jack will throw you into OD and make you feel so damn good. Calm, relaxing mindful high that lasts a very, very long time. My first experience was a full bowl into my Pax around 11a.m. on the weekend. High lasted a good 5 hours with a very gentle coast off that didn’t make me feel weird at all. In that time I organized and cleaned the entire garage. Cleaned and organized the fridge and pantry. Did all the lawn work and cleaned the pool area, as well. Wife was pleased to say the least. I’m on my third 1/8th of this stuff and I am super convinced this is my medication of choice.
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Guru

3/8/2022
Dabbed a good amount of this and I am super surprised. I’m… very, very baked. I think the high is comparable to GSC in the way that my chronic pain doesn’t bother me and I can still function. It is very body heavy but goes straight to the dome when you get up and start doing things. It’s a creeper and you definitely want to do Guru in a few sessions to feel it out. No weird introspective monologue here. Just feel good and definitely stimulating in a old-fashioned indica way but I feel a uplifting sativa quality to this strain when talking and being active. Taste is amazing. Tastes like a fruity candy but the exhale is definitely something different that I can’t pin down. Overall, very impressed and I might track down some flower of this to see what it actually looks and smells like. I’m sure it’s a beautiful bud.

Slurricane

2/28/2022
Today was not a good day. I received some terrible news today on my way to the MUV dispensary in Deerfield Beach. The clerk was great, recommended I try this strain for the stress relief… Well. Slurricane did not relieve my stress. It Thanos snapped it out of existence. I’m on cloud whatever, I stopped counting. I bongripped about two bowls, while I watched a Black Widow spider annihilate a moth. I just felt more in tune with my surroundings because I would have never noticed that little guy. I got on Elden Ring and stared at the Great Erd Tree for two hours. It’s sad but it was the most fun I’ve had all month. Smells great, tastes great and it’s a smooth draw to the chest. Instantly kills pain and introspective dialogue, which is great for anxious peeps. I noticed that it pulled back the pressure from my eyes and relaxed the stiffness in my neck. The buds are super lime green with short orange hairs all around it and literally covered in a heavy kief. Pulls apart nicely and is cram packed. Oh and… No munchies? Nice.
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Runtz

2/27/2022
Bought me some wax and flower of some Runtz… The wax tastes and smells like a bowl of fruity pebbles. The flower smells like this too but when I light it up it tastes like lemonade and smells like straight up dogass. It’s weird. The high hits you lightning fast. I always feel it instantly and it’s never too over or underwhelming. That’s the thing with Runtz… you can’t push your high further. Best advice I can give is pack a decent bowl, nothing more than that. Runtz mixes very, very, very well with Ice Cream Cake. I think I was the highest I had ever been last night by putting these two into a cone. I watched a 2hr movie for 6hrs. Anyways, I don’t recommend this if your into super cracked out potent frankenstrains. It’s nothing too impressive, but it does have a niche in my cabinet.
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Bubba Kush

2/27/2022
Smoked a cone of this juicy bud with my Father in-law and we had a blast. Everything is funny and we could handle talking with the sober party poopers. What can I say? I’m blasted right now. Picked this halfie up from Sunnyside and appearance wise it is some beautiful bud. Pulls apart like cotton candy and grinds surprisingly well for how sticky and fluffy it is. Smoke isn’t too harsh, very smooth. Tastes like a skunky diesel and stinks even worse. If you’re a nervous Andy and need some medicine. Bubba will hook you up. The high is like dipping into a warm jacuzzi and being blasted by jets of euphoric bliss. You’re thinking I’m just being cliché but I swear this is exactly how it feels. No foggy mess of the head - crystal clear here. I have severe chronic pain and the body high this gives me is A-1. Something about this strain gives me the giggles - everything was hilarious to me and I haven’t had that happen to me since high school when I was smoking wood tier country popcorn. It’s like smoking up with your old buddy for the first time. Get to know Bubba. He’s a nice dude and he’s pretty funny, too.
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Papaya Cake

2/23/2022
I have serious anxiety issues and I have to be very, very picky with strains to stay from getting too paranoid. This strain is by far the most helpful before I know I’m about to have an attack. I have put it in my top 3 strains. Papaya Cake has a nice even high, which I would pin on being an indica-dominant hybrid that does not make me feel like I’m coming down but more of lifts off of me like a shroud. Normally, I’m irritated or groggy from my go to strains but no, with this I am fresh and sober. I do feel a bit sleepy and lethargic throughout the high, so reserve this bud for night time and watch some tv. The sativa side of the high makes everything heightened to just the right point where you can really make sense of your surroundings. I do not feel talkative like I normally am and I’m just more in touch with everything around me, so I’m less likely to feel everyone out through conversation. The best thing about Papaya Cake is that I am able to cancel out the inner monologue I normally have that runs rampant and makes me overthink or get into these spells of unraveling issues. I’m able to just be here, in this moment and… be. Oh and the sex is top notch.
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Maui Wowie

2/23/2022
This high last for a long, long time. Which is a good and bad thing for me. The height of the high kicks in pretty quick at around 30 minutes and is very pleasing. Euphoric, uplifting and is great for talking or busy work. Better keep that high going because as soon as you climb down it felt like I wanted to get things done but really didn’t need to and everything felt super urgent. Not to be confused with anxiety - just everything felt heightened and more dramatic. If you want to get something… else… done. The “it”. This bud can definitely be your little helper. It has been requested solely for this purpose by the ball and chain. Very arousal, which I totally didn’t expect. Another thing… This will give you “responsible” munchies. Definitely a good medicine for eating proper and not overdoing it. It was like the gauge hit full and I knew when to stop - which can be super rare for a guy like me. All in all… great experience but save it for a day where you got a honey-do list and can stay stoned a majority of the day doing it!
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9 lb Hammer

2/18/2022
I would not pick this up again. If you’re an anxious Andy - do yourself a favor and go elsewhere. If you can handle the introspective stuff, this is amazing for pain and headaches. General inflammation is probably what this strain’s purpose should be. This doesn’t help with anxiousness, at all. I tried… maybe, 4 times? I got anxiety every single time and they were smaller doses. I had to smoke a purp to knock me out.
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GSC

2/18/2022
GSC is perfect for just about anything. Gives me a clear-headed high with a happy and uplifting mood but at the same time relaxes me. I could focus very diligently on tasks at work and socialize very easily. I’m an anxious person, so this works wonders on me during the day time. Everyone noticed a swing in me that was positive and upbeat. I can smoke this at night to get sleep, as well. It really just helps me with everything. Superb high. Top shelf - do yourself a favor and snag some!
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