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Recent Reviews11 total

Lavender

9/3/2016
This strain is something else. Not the most intense in high* for me personally and im not a heavy smoker but absolutely one of the best "tasting" strains ive ever had the pleasure to smoke. The feeling i had was similar to one of my evening time favorites Berry White. I vibed the evening to the early morning hacking away at some art and gently laid my head to rest on my own terms. Lastly the body high of this strain was amazing as well if you live with certain aches and pains. Definetly a great evening time strain in my opinion and one id recommend.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Agent Orange

12/14/2015
 **DISCLAIMER** If Reading In Attempts To Gain Insight On Just How "Stoned" You Can Get Please Locate Another Reviewer. So There I Was, Early Winter Desiring A Strain Typically Grown During The Spring/Summer Time. Whats A Sativa Fanatic To Do? You Go Fishing For Likend Strains Possibly Of Comparison Which Lead Me To Agent Orange And It Did Not Let Me Down. This Particular Batch Isnt Necessarily As Citrusy As Say A Orange Crush Yet Then Again Taste/Smell Is Way Down My List Of Priorities. The Initial Hit Is A Little Scattered But Then It Almost Just As Quickly Settles Down Into A Upbeat Focus Maybe 10 Minutes After Max. Not A Bad Strain At All Wouldnt Mind Some If Need Be And Found Locally. If Your Into A Clean Slightly Spiked Daytime High Id Definetly Give It A Go. This Specific Batch Held A SCA Rating Of 14% And Was Consumed With One Full Drag Via Pipe. - Thee Parris Hill {Your Sophisticated Smoker For The Unstoned Masses}
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHungryTalkativeTinglyUplifted

Chernobyl

12/14/2015
**DISCLAIMER** If Reading In Attempts To Gain Insight On Just How "Stoned" You Can Get Please Locate Another Reviewer. WARNING! WARNING! THE REACTORS HAVE GONE OFFLINE I REPEAT THE REACTORS HAVE GONE OFFLINE! Ok Well Maybe Not As Dramatic But Let A Guy Live Out A Childhood Reinactment Of Some Sort Of Meltdown/Godzilla Esque Movie lol. Ok So Chernobyl Is Certainly One Of My All Time Favorite Strains. I Typically Kick My Day Off With A Nice Meditational Session Following A Small Breakfast Prior To Jumping Into Any Obligations And Chernobyl DEMANDS That Of Me. The Reactors Go Off Line And Power Back Up About A Half Hour Following Intact And Im Left With Just This Amazing "Can Do" Anything Motivated Focused Feeling That Ive Learned To Appreciate So Very Much. It Really Is A Beautiful Classic Well Deserving Of Mentions. This Specific Batch Held A SCA Rating Of 24% And Was Consumed With One Full Drag Via Pipe. Caution Is Needed For Some Who Have Yet To Find A Rhythm With Brainsy Sativa Strains Yet That Aside Sit Back Errr Uhh GET UP! lol And Enjoy Superior Focus, Laser Like Thoughts And Solid Drive. Chernobyl, How I {heart} Thee. - Thee Parris Hill {Your Sophisticated Smoker For The Unstoned Masses}
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Fire OG

12/14/2015
 **DISCLAIMER** If Reading In Attempts To Gain Insight On Just How "Stoned" You Can Get Please Locate Another Reviewer. FIRE OG!! Aw Man Where To Start? I Actually Stumbled Upon This Strain By Sampling A Strain By The Name Of "Nuwave." Being A 80s New Wave Fan Myself I Felt Inclined To Give It A Go And Fell In Love. Very Smooth, Very REFRESHING, I Like To Think Of It Like...A Crisp Morning Dive In A Pool. LOL No Lie And So Naturally When I Found Time To Head Back NuWave Was No Longer In Stock. What To Do? So I Hit The Web And Read A Couple Articles Here And There. Some Saying NuWave Was A Hybrid With Fire OG In Its Lineage And Others Saying Its A Strain By The Name Of NuWave Going Around Thats Actually Renamed Fire OG. So I Located Some Fire OG And Bam Sure Enough....NuWave. Lol Now Thats Not To Say That NuWave Does Not Infact Exist As Much As Fire OG For Me Atleast Produces That Same Unforgettable Refreshness To It. Fire OG Is A Staple Within My Daily Lineup And Am Absolutely Delighted When Its Day Hits In The Rotation. Good Focus, Light Body (can kick at times however), Refreshing Overall Feeling And Crisp Mental Focus This Specific Batch Held A SCA Rating Of 22% And Was Consumed With One Full Drag Via Pipe. A Little High On The THC But I Feel Absolutely Nothing Other Than A Slightly Heightend Feeling Of Fresh Lightness. Fire OG, If Your A Daytime Sative Kingpin, Pop On Some The Cure Because Giving It A Go Is A Must!  - Thee Parris Hill {Your Sophisticated  Smoker For The Unstoned Masses}
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyTalkativeUplifted

Jack Herer

12/14/2015
Prior To Locating, Prior To Purchasing, Prior To Ever Putting Flame To This Memorial Strain I Knew Id Love It. The Estimate Was Based Upon Appreciation For Other Strains That Carry Its Name Somewhere Within Its Lineage. Jack Herer For Me Is Cool, Calm, Collected. Great Smell, Nice Texture, And A Real Steady Smooth High. Its Within The Rotation Of My Daytime Sativa/Hybrid Lineup And I Cant Necessarily Compare It To Anything Outside Of Its Spinoff Strains I Like Such As J1 or XJ-13. It Doesnt Necessarily Pep Me Up Persay But Im Alert, Calm, Elevated Conciousness Minus The Clutter. If Your A Light Body Sativa Fan Youll Enjoy This Classic Effortlessly. This Specific Batch Held A SCA Rating Of 17% And Was Consumed With One Full Drag Via Pipe.
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ArousedFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Green Kush

11/27/2015
Got a batch of this under the assumption it was its Green Crack Sativa alternate which obviously was not the case. Ive since switched it to my evening time batch where it lay best for me. For a evening time its really not bad at all. Not one of my favorites but certainly not bad. It does produce a certain level of brain fog and the taste is rather bitter for my taste buds however that aside id say this is a smoke better used for watching a movie or something to that effect.
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EuphoricRelaxedSleepy

Green Crack

11/21/2015
Daytime Sativa users for focus, energy and euphoria do yourself a favor and give this strain a go! Not my absolute favorite but without a doubt in my top 5. This strain has a effect similar to Chernobyl for me. Theres a meltdown and then its like internally you get this sense of smoldering energy being activated like one those mega activation electric switches for some generator out of one one of those old horror flicks. So to me the initial blunt can be rather strong, 30minutes later?? oo wee you feel like a superhero lol. It is EXTREMELY important to keep infront of you exactly what it is you want to accomplish because it kicks my focus up to level 100. so if you intend on working on something, have it infront, want to.....detail the cellphone lol better have it infront because literally the world could be blowing up beside me and nothing else would mattar aside from that focus and that focus alone. I think theres a little bit of a brain fog, nothing heavy however but that just may be the intense focus attribute it supplies.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted

J1

11/16/2015
Annnnd 3....2....1....FIST PUMP!! There's A Couple Strainds That Come To Mind To This Daytime Sativa Fanatic, Orange Crush, XJ-13, NuWave, Green Crack, Cheese Train To Name A Couple Of Standouts Yet Within The Top 5 Certainly Goes J1. Have Yet To Try The Og Jack Herer But This Hybrid Spin Off Is AMAZING! Perfect Clarity, Focus, Good Smell, Gentle Drag, No Anxiety, Cotton Mouth Or Red Eyes. Better Than Any Energy Drink On The Market. Kick The BS Pills/Drinks And Sample This Strain If Possible And Youll Be Glad You Did ;) - Thee Parris Hill {Your Sophisticated Smoker Of The UnStoned Masses}
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Candyland

11/12/2015
Ok so im pretty sure i was somewhere between paralyzed and potential seizure a minute ago for almost 10 minutes lol. Im here however and can definetly say this had the same kind of effect Chernobyl had on me my first go. I melted down (though this time was way more intense) only to be brought back to life in this state of feeling i had just morphed like a Power Ranger. Rather cool if you respond as i had to the strain. Have the headphones ready, throw on a 30min Binural Beat, let it run its course and bam! Your feeling like a million bucks. Not sure id like this on a out and about meetings, worked related stuff etc type of day but a think a couple rounds will help subdue that a bit yet that aside i really like it.
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ArousedEnergeticHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Purple Cream

11/12/2015
Approached this strain with caution due to me being primarily a fan of daytime upbeat Sativas but this right here vibed very well with me! I could even see using this for chill days. Overall smooth yet fully functional, clear headed and actually relatively up for having fun, watching a movie, reading etc. Tight purple nugs covered in crystals and a piney smell. Delightful.
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ArousedCreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTinglyUplifted