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Recent Reviews12 total

Green Lantern

2/16/2019
This is a Truly Incredible Sativa. I tried it in a Da Vinci IQ vaporizer. The scent is like Christmas! And when people's reviews say that it's heavy, think GG4 or Alien OG or the White so more euphoria than you'd expect from a sativa. Radiant lime green sticky calyxes with very sweet piney, specifically spruce with a hint of citrus at the end. Level, calm, happy, introspective high with some of that euphoric facial numbness similar to headband strains. The color is deceptive, it's more hashy/sticky than sparkly. One of my favorites!
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxedUplifted

The White

9/14/2018
As a nightly canna-consumer, strains that get me really high are usually indicas, and those tend to just knock me out. That's not my thing at all. But if you read around about this one you may notice that some will say that they "swear it's a sativa". A few other reviews suggested it was an indica or indica dominant. I think it depends on when during the high they wrote their review. Because this strain is the sneakiest creeper around. It's woody and frosty with little sparkly conical christmas tree buds. But the smell is not overpowering or pervasive. When you first hit it, you have this clear-headed stream of consciousness "sativa thought". You know the one where you can hear any song you imagine? This high is lucid, warm, and unique. The White is a really amazing and unique strain that is as differentiated from other flower as one of the landrace strains. I'd echo others comments about it being great for anxiety, gets you superhigh, no paranoia, sweet piney smell and my god, those crystals! And then it hits you and gets all couchy just like an indica. One of my favorite strains

Blue Nightmare

2/20/2018
Have you noticed that virtually every reviewer believes this strain is special? It's because it is. This is one of those unique strains that has an amazing smell from a unique sweet blueberry muffin terpene profile, a powerful euphoric effect, beautiful crystal structure and a calm and focused high. I don't feel the munchies or apprehension or anxiety or fear at all - super smooth inner calm reminds me of Gorilla Glue #4. Better than Blue Dream by a mile.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyRelaxed

Bruce Banner

1/31/2018
Amazing. Floral, fruity, still kind of strawberry diesel-ish in taste. So soft and floral when it's vaped. I echo the sentiment that it starts like a sativa and feels more like an indica later on. Very euphoric and strong, it makes one feel confident and in control like a floating warrior. Also, I think this is the best strain of cannabis to give as a gift.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyUplifted

The Pink Rabbit Collective

1/29/2018
Strain selection here is getting better. They used to focus only on classic strains that everyone in DC has (Sour D, GSC, and OG Kush) but now they're starting to get more fun stuff like Skittles, Lemon Kush, and Chocolate OG. They are wonderfully sweet over the phone and in person and they deliver on time and communicate frequently and well. Join the club.

Lost Coast

1/14/2018
Wow. This floral lavender citrus taste. It's weird. I'm using a Davinci vaporizer and and I had to turn the heat up from usual settings to properly vape the bud. Once I did, the lavender citrus taste got kicked up a notch and this slow wave of quiet, creative introspection crept over me. I will reiterate what another reviewer mentioned - I had a lot of weird thoughts (in a good way). I have every time I smoked or vaporized Lost Coast. No paranoia at all. Just kind of soft floaty euphoria and calm. Wonderful

Wedding Cake

11/20/2017
Phenomenal strain. Totally a white wedding cake. Very floral top note that characterizes the pre-smoked or vaped bud, sweet slightly berry inhale with creamy vanilla on the exhale. If you vape this the final product tastes and smells like kettle corn! Amazing stuff and leads to a calm, focused, and euphoric high.
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EuphoricFocusedRelaxedUplifted

Sherbert

6/6/2017
What a lovely aroma and taste. Fruity and maybe a bit tart. I get the name Sherbet. Good vaporized or smoked. Very strong heady cerebral euphoric feelings So happy, so warm in the face, euphoric and still somewhat sociable. No strain I've ever tried has made me feel so distinctly "happy". It should be prescribed for depression and taken on any rainy day

Sherbert

4/30/2017
Very heady, up in the clouds, euphoric high that creeps in after an initial burst of energy. Happy, thoughtful cerebral strain. My thoughts became so important that I didn't want to interact socially because it felt more comfortable to silently melt into any piece of furniture with a decent view.
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CreativeEuphoricRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Master OG

4/24/2017
Perfect cure for insomnia. If I have it in the morning, I'll thrash the fridge and occupy the couch with every blanket and box of cereal in the house. Crazy body high that makes you feel like a sloth. Do not take this if you're on a deadline, trying to study, or obligated in anyway. On a serious note but still happy note, I don't recall another strain where I so consistently don't remember what the hell I did the day after I smoke. It knocks you the fuck out. I bought an ounce of this after I broke my toe and this took care of the pain and if I cared to address my insomnia, I'd smoke it more regularly. I keep a little bit on hand for sleep and to recuperate from long work weeks.
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HungryRelaxedSleepy