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This strain can really knock you out depending on the strength. It's not one I would recommend for insomnia, despite the name, due to the sativa effects that leave your body and mind tingling.

There are much better places in Portland that offer better value. But, if you work late and are desperate, this place works.

You know those strains that reach mythic proportions? You've heard them joked about, mentioned in movies, talked up like Sour Diesel as one of the original bad boys of the cannabis kingdom? Yeah, that's where Strawberry Cough falls for me, but like most of these strains, the effects fall short of the effect. It was decent, but nothing special. Definitely not something I'd go out of my way to buy again. Strawberry Funk on the other hand....well, if you get a chance to try this gal (it's not listed on Leafly, but exists in SoCal), do it.

The terpene profile on this gal is out of control! Smells like citrus, lemon, and hits exactly like citrus and lemon. Barely even feels like smoke, which is excellent if you're prone to cough. The high is very head heavy, leaving you feeling out of it, yet somewhat alert. Lasts 1.5-2hrs depending on dosage.

Great for daytime use. Not a fan of Trainwreck, but really enjoyed and found relief from this hybrid. The GDP balances out the usually overwhelming Sativa effects of Trainwreck and leaves the user with a sense of energetic deep relaxation. Perfect for a yoga or deep breathing session, as it really allows the user to feel into their body and their limbs.

A favorite due to nostalgia and effects. Have tried 4 batches, and 2 have been especially excellent. The most recent was great for nighttime use, and provided relief for muscle tension, spasms, stress and insomnia.

I've tried 2 different batches of this, and both were excellent, although the 2nd batch from Pakalolo in Pdx wins. Granddaddy Purple is a phenomenal strain for insomnia and muscle spasms, but can have you forgetting and falling asleep in minutes. The Sativa kick from the Durban Poison alleviates this issue, allowing for a harmonious hybrid that offers deep muscle relaxation and relaxation without putting you right to sleep. Instead, it gently lulls you to bed for an hour or 2. Perfect for nighttime after a rough day.

Mine was 29% top shelf. Starts with a raging buzz of energy that hammers through your body, leaving your mind pleasantly awake without being overwhelming, like most Sativas I've tried. The energy continues to pump through your body, and is accompanied by a blossoming body relaxation. Like it's namesake, you feel both chill and relaxed as well as energetic and ready to hulk smash. I don't generally like Sativa doms, but enjoyed this one.

Deliciously sweet vanilla taste, wonderful muscle spasm and tension relief, beautiful nighttime toke for the anxious insomniacs among us. Grab it if you can.

Like drinking a fresh squeezed glass of cool OJ. Deliciously sweet taste with a tingly, happy, uplifting high that will give you a boost of energy. Great for daytime use if you suffer from chronic fatigue. Provides relief from stress and depression.