Gorilla Cookies
9/7/2017
One of the first strains I got excited about because it had everything I needed in a strain was Gorilla Glue #1, then I got a 1/2oz of this today and.... DAMN! At first, because I'm a daily toker (I suffer from chronic back and knee pain, and sports related plantar fasciitis, along with other issues such as ADHD, PTSD, GAD. and depression) I didn't feel a high (I'd smoked a half a gram), so after a while of waiting to see if maybe it was a strain that was slow in "kicking in " for me, I toked another gram.. And 12 min later that's when it hit... I have to say it's the strangest high I've ever had, but I LOVE it! First I felt all the pain leave, it was like it opened a door and just left.. I was jumping up and down, touching my toes, leaning side to side, all without pain.. Then this excitement hit.. I wanted to do something, run, go for a walk, something active, it was a real URGE (my friend sitting next to me in the car that we were fish-bowling was feeling everything I was feeling, so we started cracking up that we were on the same level.. lol. So it gave us dork brain too.), even though all this was going on, we felt high but not high.. That's the strange thing, for the first 15 to 20 minutes we felt that way, stoned but not stoned, just freaking weird, but in a good way.. lol. Then came the couch lock, but it started in our jaws, then hit our elbows, then the backs of our thighs, and the full lock.. Weirdest experience ever.. But an enjoyable one and this strain is just WONDERFUL for pain.. I've been given so many different medications, but I always refused to take opiods or barbituates, it's never worth the risk to me.. so everything else I tried or was given had zero to little affect, cannabis the the only thing that helps me, and this by far is the best strain I've ever tried when it comes to my pain.
Pardon any typos, run-on sentences, ganked up grammar, and nonsense that may be present in this review.. I'm beyond stoned right now and well, this strain has a way of making your brain stop, and making you not there.. lol. I'm sure it took me 2 hours to type this for all the long pauses I've taken.. I feel like Calculon... lol!
P.S. This site always says most of the strains I've tried is not available in Massachusetts.. Well, I'm sitting here, in Massachusetts, toking on come Gorilla Cookies.. So, color me confused.. lol. It said the same thing for the Gorilla Glue #1 I had, the Kobain, and the Girl Scout Cookies. o_O