Lava Cake
8/30/2023
Uffda this one was an experience
I got it because it reminded me of that scene from chef when he freaked out over the lava cake
I thought it should taste great
So I took a hearty bong rip of it
Much like that critic from chef said, it tasted like caca de sh!t. I was coughing and gagging on my porch
Oh it was bad
But the high was great
It’s was a fuzzy warm high
After a moment I realized I was just slouched out in my chair nearly melting
A jazzy feeling
But for note
It’s a good joint or blunt weed
Not a good bong weed
Shouldn’t be called lava cake
Oscar the grouch would be a better name