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You know you’ve got a goodie on your hands when you stick your nose in a plastic baggy and say, immediately, without rehearsal, “Whoo! That’s yummy.” Snoop’s Dream smells the way a clown car would smell if all the greats jumped in together. I’m talkin Blue Cookies, Strawberry Cough, Grandaddy… Imagine the sweetest sativas and the most incredible indicas. Some weeds are advertised as smelling sweet when really they just smell like, well, weed. But this baby — she’s got berry written all over her beautiful trichome-covered body. The nugs I got were nice and tender; I could actually FEEL the crystal residue on my fingers after breaking one up. Smoke went down smooth and came up just as sweet. Unfortunately, one toke in and I decided I didn't want this reviewing process to become TOO much like work, so fuck it! If you're lucky enough come across this rare strain in the wild, do yourselves a favour and check it out. You won't be sorry.