I was in a foul mood so I walked into the store and said "I'm cranky." Dude said "try some of this and I said "certainly sir" and now my mind feels like a carousel of pandas.
I used to be hesitant to try anything but straight indica because I am afraid I will get panic attacks. Turns out I was wrong. This totally chills me out and makes me happy, but not uselessly, annoyingly happy. (I hope.) And, um, honestly, it also makes me want to have sex with everyone and everything. Luckily I smoke with someone I can bang; might get awkward on public transportation.
Awkward for other people, not me. This also kind of erases my tendency to care what other people think of me. Can you tell I'm single? Just checking.