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HOOK ME UP - Delivery

The delivery driver was professional and the cannabis by APE exceeded my expectations. I'll definitely be a repeat customer.

GO APE!
We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
DIFFERENT TIME - DIFFERENT APE
APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
APE HAS MORE
Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
APE HAS QUALITY
We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
APE HAS SAUCE
Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

APE Premium Cannabis Corp.

INDICA

Papaya is an indica-dominant hybrid cannabis strain that is known for producing a mental calmness, though many consumers also find that this strain makes them energetic and productive.                      

PAPAYA - Live Resin Sugar 1000 mg

I loved how this strain made me feel - happy, energized, and focused. Definitely one of my favorites now.

APE GOLD 1.1G (SATIVA)

THC 800 mg / CBD 100 mg. 

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 800 mg +/- 5%

A great help in getting things done. It provides a potent, long-lasting stimulation and euphoric effect. The flavor has hints of exotic fruits.

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

APE GOLD sauce cart 1100 mg.

This strain had a great uplifting effect on my mood and energy levels. A perfect pick-me-up after a long day at work.

THC - 31,72%

Marshmallow OG -Indica dominant strain. Is a creamy and gassy flavor accented by nutty honey and a touch of fruitiness. Smoking these frosty buds offers a balanced high first felt as uplifted euphoria followed by complete relaxation.                     

MARSHMALLOW OG - Double Blunt 4 g | .141 oz

Marshmallow OG is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hybrid</a> weed strain made from a genetic cross between <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/chemdawg" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Chemdog</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/triangle-kush" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Triangle OG</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/jet-fuel-gelato" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Jet Fuel Gelato</a>. Marshmallow OG is 20% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us Marshmallow OG effects include <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/relaxed" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">relaxation</a>,&nbsp; <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/hungry" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">hunger</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/happy" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">happiness</a>. Medical marijuana patients often choose Marshmallow OG when dealing with symptoms associated with <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/anxiety" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">anxiety</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">stress</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/depression" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">depression</a>. Bred by Compound Genetics, Marshmallow OG features flavors like <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/butter" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">butter</a>, <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/vanilla" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">vanilla</a>, and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/pepper" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">pepper</a>. The dominant terpene of this strain is <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/terpene/limonene" rel="noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">Limonene</a>. The average price of Marshmallow OG typically ranges from $35-$45. If you’ve smoked, dabbed, or consumed Marshmallow OG, tell us about your experience by leaving a strain review.

Marshmallow OG is a hybrid weed strain made from a genetic cross between Chemdog, Triangle OG, and Jet Fuel Gelato. Marshmallow OG is 20% THC, making this strain an ideal choice for experienced cannabis consumers. Leafly customers tell us Marshmallow OG effects include relaxation,  hunger, and happiness. Medical marijuana patients often choose Marshmallow OG when dealing with symptoms associated with anxiety, stress, and depression. Bred by Compound Genetics, Marshmallow OG features flavors like butter, vanilla, and pepper. The dominant terpene of this strain is Limonene. The average price of Marshmallow OG typically ranges from $35-$45. If you’ve smoked, dabbed, or consumed Marshmallow OG, tell us about your experience by leaving a strain review.

aroused

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Marshmallow OG

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

Nice body high without being too overwhelming. Would recommend to anyone looking for a balanced experience.

Red Dragon is an sativa-dominated hybrid. Red Dragon produces happy and uplifting effects with a sweet and fruity aroma. This strain to help relieve symptoms associated with depression and stress. The effects of Red Dragon are slightly sativa dominant, characterized by an uplifting euphoria that leaves you giggly, talkative, sociable, and happy. his is one of those energizing strains, making it a great option for users looking to enjoy the effects of cannabis without becoming lethargic. The flavors and aromas of this strain are very intriguing, boasting a complex combination of woody pine aromas with spicy, slightly herbal flavours.

Red Dragon

Red Dragon is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid marijuana strain</a> made by crossing <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/south-american">South American</a>&nbsp;with&nbsp;<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/afghani">Afghani</a>. Red Dragon produces <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/happy">happy</a> and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/uplifted">uplifting effects</a> with a sweet and fruity aroma. However, some consumers say this strain makes them feel quite paranoid, so take caution with Red Dragon if you're prone to anxiety. Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms associated with <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/depression">depression</a> and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress">stress</a>.

Red Dragon is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing South American with Afghani. Red Dragon produces happy and uplifting effects with a sweet and fruity aroma. However, some consumers say this strain makes them feel quite paranoid, so take caution with Red Dragon if you're prone to anxiety. Medical marijuana patients choose this strain to help relieve symptoms associated with depression and stress.

I haven't been this happy with my smoke in a long time. It's rare to find weed that clicks with my personality, that makes me so happy.

THC - 32,12%

Kool-Aid is a 60/40 Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Preferred for daytime use, Kool-Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor               

KOOL-AID - Flower 3.54 g

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing <a href="/strains/purple-diesel">Purple Diesel</a> and <a href="/strains/cherry-pie">Cherry Pie</a>. Preferred for daytime use, Electric Kool Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor the sparkling crystal-covered buds, which can take on a stunning periwinkle blue coloration.&nbsp;

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing Purple Diesel and Cherry Pie. Preferred for daytime use, Electric Kool Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor the sparkling crystal-covered buds, which can take on a stunning periwinkle blue coloration. 

Electric Kool Aid

Electric Kool Aid is a 60/40 sativa-dominant hybrid strain bred by crossing Purple Diesel and Cherry Pie.

aka Koolaid

Things were very clear when I was stoned, but it is very tricky. I'm often much higher than I think I am.

THC - 32,12%

Kool-Aid is a 60/40 Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Preferred for daytime use, Kool-Aid provides uplifting effects that inspire the mind while easing the body into a relaxed state. Hashy notes of sweet lavender and grape flavor.

                      

KOOL AID - Blunt 2,2 g | .077 oz

Super potent and strong! Overwhelming smell, smokes well, tastes smooth.

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