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Recent Reviews33 total

Pavé

3/20/2024
I slept on this strain for a while. When I finally tried it I was surprised how much I enjoyed the spicy minty taste. It hit very hard at first with a stoopid I had to sit with for a few minutes. That does not happen to me often, an immediate couch lock. After a few minutes it settled down to something more manageable and enjoyable. I like this as one of the strains I use to put myself down with. My problem is that I enjoy the taste of this strain so much I forget moderation. At least I know what to expect. The few times I do take a few puffs of this and walk away the high is creative and productive. Just beware overdoing this one. I like the few hits and wait on this strain....but that taste!
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Spritzer

8/3/2022
I was surprised at the speed this hit, both mind and body. It started off a very creative high and then, 30 minutes in, becomes a bit more "What was I doing? Maybe I should sit down." Not completely debilitating but it certainly slowed down my thinking enough to be noticeable for the next 20-30 minutes. I felt chill enough to play a video game and, an hour later, go on a bike ride. I could feel the couch lock was there if I wanted to embrace it....but I never, except at very first, felt like I had overindulged. This is a combination of some of my favorite strains so I am not surprised that it has such a great earthy, creamy, citrus like, yet also kind of spicy taste. It came as medium dense and heavily purple haired flower. At 30% TCH it kept thumping for over 3 hours before I thought about more. I hope District Cannabis keeps up with this strain, for their next round of standards. I enjoyed it FAR more than the Lemon Vuitton #3.
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Dread Bread

7/26/2021
This is a good all around smoke. No matter if you need to get things done or want to be couch locked, this does the trick. One of the better 50/50 hybrids. The taste really is reminiscent of bread. It is nutty, piney, earthy, and a bit buttery. The high is immediately cerebral. I thought of SO many things that I wanted to do but had a hard time settling. I ended up doing the 50/50, like this strain, a bike ride, shower, and then some bad TV. This is in MASSIVE abundance in my area, which affords me a price so low I will not post it...because you would be jelly...and buy it all. Shop around. This will be my "regs" until they run out.
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Cherry Chem

6/4/2021
My ultimate smoke is Cherry Pie. Any child of this strain goes to the head of the line. I picked up some of this at 30% THC. This is not for lightweights. The sativa effects of this strain are not typical. In place of the usual sativa paranoia and worsening of O.C.D. and ADHD symptoms, I get a laser like focus that I can actually control as well as a desire to include others. This is wonderful for getting things done or relaxing. It is one of those highs that accompanies both well. The flavor is still very much the Cherry Pie that I love with the addition of a slight piney/diesel taste. I will certainly be hoarding some of this for when it starts to fade from the scene. mONkEy approved
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Kitchen Sink

5/16/2021
I have only had this strain as dry sift (current batch at 48.5% THC). I was looking for something to replace my favored, and out of stock, Blue Dream dry sift. This was available and is now another favorite. What I like most is that it can go either way. I am equally happy getting up and doing something or sitting on the couch watching/playing something. It makes me feel massively high without making me feel massively stoopid or couchlockian. Good on you, for this one. I cannot wait to meet it as flower.
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Blue Cheese

9/30/2019
WOW!!! This one hits HARD!!! With THC levels at 31% that is to be expected. The smell is remarkably like a funky cheese and the flavor very skunky. The effects are pretty standard indica with the exception of feeling more alert than I would have expected. If I was not a die hard smoker I would steer clear of this one unless I was looking to be very high....so high. YAY!!!
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CreativeHappyHungryRelaxed

Valley Girl

8/26/2019
I will admit that I got this strain for the 26% THC content...and I am actually from the SFV. This was perfectly balance for one that has been overdoing it a bit and wants that "high-school high". The effects are a bit more indica leaning than I prefer but this strain CERTAINLY does my hometown justice. It even has that pine smell that I remember so well...
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Bubble Gum

5/22/2019
Nice sweet aroma and taste of berries and vanilla. I thoroughly enjoyed this as flower. It was a bit indica heavy for me as it produced the typical eat everything and then go to sleep that most indicas give me. If I were merely judging flavor and taste I would give this 5 stars. It was a bit too body heavy for me. But if I am ever looking to be completely stoopid and eat like noone is watching....I know what to smoke.
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National Holistic Healing Center

5/17/2019
Of the three dispensaries near me this is my favorite. I like how responsive they are to phone inquiries. Even answering the phone before business hours. The staff has never failed to be friendly, knowledgeable, and helpful. Good selection, discreetly located. What more could you ask for?

Layer Cake #14

5/11/2019
Thoroughly enjoyed this as rosin. Heavy and fast hitting....and just kept hitting. It is a bit heavy handed on indica, for my taste, and produces a manageably intense body high. I would not smoke this one if I had complex tasks to perform. The effects were fairly long lasting, in comparison to similar strains, and culminated in eat/sleep. The flavor hints of vanilla, pine, spices, and just a hint of fruit. I will use this one for home relaxing. This is a "sit/stay" strain, for me.