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Recent Reviews15 total

The Woah

7/3/2024
Bought a jar of Woah by Sonoran Roots. The smell was complete cheese had a baby with Gelato/Jealousy, but the taste was sweet and nutty, like a hearty pastry. The high comes on in about 10 mins after you start smoking. I smoked about a gram and a half out of a peacemaker. The first 10 minutes, you get slapped with a tingly headband, then my legs felt like spaghetti, my stomach opened up and growled, and my yawns were deep. After about 45 minutes ai am still stoned and will probably smoke more in an hour or so. I would say this strain is a pretty average cannabis experience, giving me a little bit of everything, from body highs to cerebral ideas, so it would be good for someone new who wants to discover how fun and multi-faceted a cannabis high can be. Overall about an 7.5 out of 10, def hit me (36M) like an indica.
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RelaxedSleepyTinglyUplifted

London Pound Cake

6/4/2024
This one hits heavy from behind the eyes right away, then when you think you're about to go blast away another gram, you get slapped again across the forehead. London smokes so smooth and light, you won't cough a bit, and almost makes your lungs feel weightless. The buds smelled mild, just a little musky, and nothing special, but they were small and dense, like dice. It was too sticky to get a good grind on my fingers, and clogged my grinder! Overall great indica experience where I'm hungry, tired, and relaxed!
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HappyRelaxedSleepy

High School Sweetheart

5/1/2024
This is great. I scored a 1/4 of shake, rolled it into a cone, and rolled home from work, about 20 mins in traffic. Lit up, and tasted like weed ok the inhale, tasted like cherry pie coming out. A wee bit tarry, and you might have to relight it from here to there, but could've been a cone issue, or maybe just the shake.. overall it's been 20 mins and I forgot how to get out of my truck. I might just go out the window after I finish this song. Juicy J is a genius and a man of God. I haven't eaten all day, and it's 90 degrees in the desert, and I'm about to EAT. Had a headache and some nausea.. totally gone.
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EuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxed

Biscotti

3/28/2024
I can taste the vanilla off my lips from the smoke I inhaled 15 minutes ago. My buds were mid-size buds, super-caked with crystals, and when I open the jar and I could taste the cookies in the back of my throat. Vanilla, with a citrus taste. The high is mellow but not couch locked. I smoked a gram, and I'm about to smoke another. It's like Girl Scout Cookie season, and when thay season is in, I'll be on pursuit. Cheers to Florida, because this should replace Florida's branding affair with oranges 🍊.
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EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Super Boof

3/26/2024
The most attractive attribute to this strain is the smell.. which smells like someone is cutting up a grapefruit while smoking weed. The nugs are thick and cakes in trichomes, even with a modest 23% THC. I get off work, roll up about a gram, take a hit, and prepare to head home. It's like 1PM, the 101 is not totally destroyed, and by 1:10, the music is sounding better. 15 minutes later, my head feels cool, and I'm standing on top of everest looking down. The "heights" make me feel in danger for a sec, but after my body and mind realize I'm safe, 30 seconds later that fear is gone. 1:22pm and the 101 was NOT fine, and traffic blows.. which is why I kept writing. My music sounds amazing, and I feel far more creative. I feel so happy, and I'm sharing vibes with everyone else stuck in traffic. The next day I bought a zip and my weed budget is gone.

Animal Tree

3/16/2024
I tried to hate on this one so hard because I got it for $8/gram. As soon as I got in the car, I popped open the bag and was blasted by lemon, and upon a second sniff I smelled lemon-minty-dank. It looked exactly the same as the picture on leafly. Mine was a little dry, but the buds were still a little sticky because of all the crystals, but this one is from Summus, so I expected that! The flavor on this one is where it stands out. Outside of Planet Red and Atomic Apple by Alien, and of course.. Sour D, weed very rarely tastes like it smells. This one tastes sour like a lemon, with a pinch of mint and sweetness. I smoked my gram straight out of a raw cone, and the effects hit hard in about 10 minutes. The mind is awake, creative, and aware, but my ass doesn't want to leave the chair. I kind of feel like a sentient anchor lol. Surprisingly, my batch's terpenes tested high in humelene, but second and so on, were limonene, myrcene, and linalool, respectively. THC was 19%, but total cannabinoids were around 22%. Overall a nice ride, gave a little heady anxiety during the settling in point, but that's what Animal Mints does, so will Animal Tree I guess.. must be the large amount of Humelene. Got mine at Pondy in Glendale.
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HappyRelaxedTinglyUplifted

MSG

3/12/2024
Potent high with this one, kind of like a haze, but after about an hour, it gives me some anxiety and paranoia. I am 36 and weirded out about leaving the house without a blanket.. when I live in PHX.. not bad when I want to trip a little bit.
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Energetic

Rainbow Chip

12/22/2023
I picked up a half of Rainbow Chip for a steal a few months ago, and I haven't really appreciated it until recently. I keep everything in glass, and I can smell the creamy sweetness through the jar! The smoke is thick and heavy but smooth from start to finish, with a lingering, slightly fruity, creamy taste, kind of like a key-lime pie muffin. You can smack your tongue against the top of your mouth after the smoke and still taste how good the weed is. The high is mellow and leaving you happy and content, making it great for any afternoon. After a few hours, you drift deeper into the relaxing side of things. I wish I could find more..
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EuphoricHappyRelaxed

Grape Durbs

10/26/2023
I love Durban, so everytime I see it, or a variant, I will pick some up. This high starts off nice and focused, and hits from nowhere like getting bit by a snake. I was relaxed, very focused, and energized. It's been about an hour, and now I am still laser focused, but feel like relaxing and eating! A great mix of myrcene and terpinoline, truly energizing and appetite inducing! The first smell will definitely NOT be grapes, more like pine and gas! You do taste the grape flavor, but it's almost plum. Got mine across the POND in Glendale.. 26% total cannabinoids!!

Forbidden Fruit

10/21/2023
Truly a unique strain. I picked up a gram from AllGreens in Sun City because it smelled fruity and claimed to be an indica. The buds are DENSE and deep purple, with a spice of brown and green, coated with a moderate amount of crystals. The buds were so thick that they clogged my grinder, and smelled like citrus mixed with berries and grapes. The smoke was as amazing as the smell, and tasted as good as a smoothie. After a few puffs, the sweetness will stay caked onto your tonsils, as you thirst for more, as well as whatever the closest thing near you to drink is... which in my case was Root Beer.. which was amazing. The high feels like taking off in an airplane, where you feel lightheaded and tingly when the plane takes off the ground, but not cloudy or distracting mentally. As far as anxiety or stress, I could feel all of that melt away and I could take very deep breaths. The unique thing about this strain is the combination of tingling without the headhaze, and the body numbing relaxation without the couchlock. Stellar strain, excellent indica, as after a while the high tapers off into strong suggestions of slumber!
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ArousedEuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepyTingly