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Gary Payton (from Agro Couture) has been my favorite strain for some time now. I live in Oregon but drive 30 miles across the Colombia River into Washington state to get a hold of that fire. Because it’s that good. I've been smoking ganja for 3 decades and I have a very high tolerance, and these dark dank nugs can still get me high in a way that most weed cannot anymore. In fact GP is on my personal Mount Rushmore of cannabis strains, along with Perfect Pair, Chemdawg, and Kali Mist. But I think GP is the best of them, certainly the most complete. It doesn't just check all the boxes for what makes for a good high...it checks them with VIGOR. You might say it checks them, circles them, puts Xs through them, and then slams an ice pick down through each square. I would describe the high as one of deep physical relaxation coupled with intense cerebral energy. I cannot even say that it leans sativa or indica because it absolutely crushes it on both counts. If you are new to cannabis, your face will surely melt. Taste-wise, GP is delightful and hits you with flavors of apricot, lemon and lavender, but always with a strong diesel backbone. Think Jet Fuel flavors, but smoother than that, and with added nuance. There is even sweet vanilla to be detected by a discerning palate. Tl;dr—Don't keep yourself waitin, buy Gary Payton.

I find myself calling this stuff Sling Blade because after a few tokes I feel like I've had my head whacked off by a lawnmower blade. This in a GOOD way of course 🙃. Have you ever sat and watched the foam slide down the inside of a freshly poured draught of Guinness, while at the same time watching the bubbles work effervescently UP the glass? That is what good hybrid cannabis feels like to me, and this is no exception. The premium cuts I've had of this, here in the PNW, have been fantastic.

This cut is from The Collective in WA. This stuff was on sale because it was old and kinda dusty....It doesn't taste like much-kinda earthy and dirty-BUT it is some of the best sativa I've ever smoked.

The cut I am consuming is a powerful indica-dominant afternoon or evening smoke, ostensibly coming in at 29% THC. Have you ever ordered a pint of Guinness and watched the foam sink and the bubbles rise along the glass? That is what a good indica feels like when it hits you. Aahhh! It is also one of the tastiest bowls I ever toked, too. It tastes, if you're lucky enough to hit the green, like you've bitten into a decadent wedding cake replete with wedding-cake frosting, and topped with rich vanilla ice cream.

Great little alcove with about 50 flower choices. High quality cannabis at excellent prices. $5 grams of Bruce Banner? Count me in, with my shit-eating grin.