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member since 2022

Recent Reviews5 total

Gary Payton

9/19/2024
Super heavy, balanced hybrid. "Balanced" in that it will wreck your mind every bit as much as it obliterates your body and its motivation to perform even the smallest exertion. There may be a small window of opportunity for the user to be active before the great narcotic effect of this strain seems to take over. But they are just as likely to be found muttering, "I can't believe how high I am" for that entire time and then going to sleep anyway.
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feelings
EuphoricHappyRelaxedSleepy

Singapore Sling

5/10/2024
I find myself calling this stuff Sling Blade because after a few tokes I feel like I've had my head whacked off by a lawnmower blade. This in a GOOD way of course 🙃. Have you ever sat and watched the foam slide down the inside of a freshly poured draught of Guinness, while at the same time watching the bubbles work effervescently UP the glass? That is what good hybrid cannabis feels like to me, and this is no exception. The premium cuts I've had of this, here in the PNW, have been fantastic.
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feelings
EuphoricTinglyUplifted

Kali Haze

5/12/2023
This cut is from The Collective in WA. This stuff was on sale because it was old and kinda dusty....It doesn't taste like much-kinda earthy and dirty-BUT it is some of the best sativa I've ever smoked.
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EnergeticEuphoricHappy

Ice Cream Cake

1/14/2023
The cut I am consuming is a powerful indica-dominant afternoon or evening smoke, ostensibly coming in at 29% THC. Have you ever ordered a pint of Guinness and watched the foam sink and the bubbles rise along the glass? That is what a good indica feels like when it hits you. Aahhh! It is also one of the tastiest bowls I ever toked, too. It tastes, if you're lucky enough to hit the green, like you've bitten into a decadent wedding cake replete with wedding-cake frosting, and topped with rich vanilla ice cream.
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HungryRelaxedSleepyUplifted

Verde - Obie

2/18/2022
Great little alcove with about 50 flower choices. High quality cannabis at excellent prices. $5 grams of Bruce Banner? Count me in, with my shit-eating grin.