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member since 2020

Recent Reviews7 total

Wedding Cake

5/24/2021
this one hits HARD & FAST for me, holy shit. it also heightens all my senses: food tastes 10x better (& if it’s spicy, it’s even spicier), music sounds bass boosted & feels as if the beats are coursing through my veins, & surfaces & textures feel different compared to being sober. i also feel like whenever i’m walking, i’m everywhere in the room all at once, if that makes sense? my only complaints are that if i move my head too much, i get a bad headache, & it emphasizes pain. i wish i could give it 4.5 stars b/c it’s not perfect but it’s definitely better than 4 stars. even so, wedding cake deserves the hype.
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GigglyTingly

Forbidden Fruit

4/29/2021
it smells really good (sweet & fruity) but hits really harsh. nice relaxing high that’s great for sleep or calming down, but it doesn’t do much for food or music (they taste & sound basically the same as if i were sober). also, personally this isn’t good for when i have any negative thoughts or if i’m reading/watching disturbing content.
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RelaxedSleepy

Alien OG

4/19/2021
it’s definitely a “psychedelic” strain b/c the body high is strong & makes me feel wavy. also, food tastes phenomenal on alien og. i only took off 1 star b/c it emphasizes pain & any bad thoughts i might have, so i never smoke this one unless i’m in an okay state of mind &/or if i’m not in pain.
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Tingly

Gelato

8/25/2020
when it hit, all i could think was “whoa.” now i know why everyone loves gelato! first of all, it does smell sweet, definitely not something i’ve smelled before in weed. second, it’s potent & hits fast. physically i felt relaxed, but mentally i felt like i was riding a rollercoaster (euphoric). also the munchies i get from gelato are INSANE, definitely not good for my diet lol. the high lasted about 2 hours for me. the only bad thing is that it doesn’t do anything for pain, but that won’t affect my review b/c every strain is different.
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EuphoricRelaxed

Granddaddy Purple

8/15/2020
my favorite strain so far. primarily a head high but i can also feel the tingling down to my shoulders. every negative thought i had was washed away like a wave. was always easily amused & giggly on it. i definitely can’t focus or walk around with this though, it’s a couch lock that lasts 3 hours for me.
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GigglyRelaxedTingly

Monster Cookies

8/15/2020
like someone else said on here, very mellow. it’s a head high, but it’s not anything too crazy. also really smooth, rarely any coughing. my only complaint is that it seems to only last about an hour to an hour & a half.
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RelaxedSleepy

Sour Diesel

7/17/2020
i have bipolar disorder, & when i first smoked sour diesel, i was manic. knowing that my mania can get really bad, i swore off all sativas & primarily smoked indicas, but my husband accidentally bought this one thinking he got an indica. i bit the bullet, & i actually really like it! i don’t feel any energizing or uplifting effects like other people have reported here, but instead i felt extremely calm. every negative thought my brain threw at me dissipated into nothingness, so i understand why people use this for stress, depression, & anxiety. also, the first time i smoked this i had foot pain (i also have plantar fasciitis), & when it hit, it was like the pain was never there. no wonder cancer patients like sour diesel too. this strain made me open to trying more sativas, & sour diesel ROCKS! other effects: a slow vibrating sensation in my throat & jaw while swallowing food, music through headphones sounding as if i’m in a concert & the speakers are right next to my ear, primarily a head high with buzzing/vibrating effects focused on the center of my face
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FocusedRelaxed