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Skywalker OG
2/20/2025
Legend has it, Skywalker OG comes from a Tattooine landrace and a Dagobah Kush. You'll be making rocks float and seeing Qui Gon after a J of this. Unlike strains from the same galaxy like Black Mustafar, which is a lung scorcher if there ever was one. It causes extreme paranoia, anxiety, just a shitty strain.
Unlike Skywalker OG which is like having a lovely stroll through the Light Side of the Force, making you feel one with the universe, as well as hungry and tired as shit. Very euphoric bud. Definitely try it if you come across it. My batch was 32% THC. It's a powerhouse
Runtz
1/13/2025
FYI: The brands Grassroots, Find, and a few others have Runtz listed as D'Runtz, but it's still the exact same strain. It's still just a Gelato and Zkittles hybrid. Well, not "just" It is my personal #1 strain and it doesn't come around all too often, so grab it if you see it. It's a great, euphoric high. Mellow, but strong. The batch I have now is 30% THC. Smooth smoke, sweet taste.
So if you've never had the pleasure of smoking Runtz yet, D'Runtz is identical to the original. "D'Runtz" also goes by "Runtz OG".
A+++ strain. No anxiety at all. Just pure bliss, happiness, and enjoyment.
Chem de la Chem
12/7/2024
It's labeled as a Sativa, but I don't find any of the usual effects a Sativa usually brings. To me (49byr old smoker) it reminds me of the kind of old-school high, where you needed 20 minutes to de-stem and de-seed your eigth before smoking. It's that old-school kind of high. I love it. Feel like I'm in high school again. Same kind of high where you couldn't hide it from your parents when you were 16 yrs old. Very relaxing and euphoric high. East to nod off with bong in hand watching TV (happens to me often) and I have a really high tolerance. I usually just get tired of smoking before I get as high as I want. This is a "knock my dick in the dirt" kinds high.
Great for Indica as well as sativa smokers. Will not get you anxious.
Garlic Glue
9/20/2024
This is probably the strongest weed I've ever smoked in 40 years of smoking. It should be called Herojuana because it is VERY narcotic kind of high. You will be nodding off from Garlic Glue. When I smoke before, I'm stoned as an apostle after 4 or 5 bong hits. When I smoke this before bed, and 5 or 6 hits puts me asleep before I can finish the 2nd bowl. I can never finish two bowls of Garlic Glue from my bong. There's always a half-smoked bong left over every morning from the night before and my attempt to finish 2 bowls. I currently have an 8th of diamond-infused whole flower kush mints (49% THC) and Garlic Glue gets me far higher every time. Good Green has a great strain of it they call Garlic Glue #16, but it's still just a GG4 and GMO hybrid.
Do yourself a favor and add this to your headstash. I get the best solid, uninterrupted sleep ) every night I smoke it before bed. I'd try this strain at home when you have nothing to do before using it during the day, cause if your chemistry is anything like mine, this is a knockout strain. I've had trouble walking being stones on this. Almost stumbling around like I was drunk. This is in my top 3 strains now. I'll always make sure I have this on hand. I only share it with a select few. If they've never had it before, I make sure to smoke some with them.
Happy Toking!
Black Ice
8/21/2024
This is the best indica I have ever come across in 35 years of smoking when it comes to sleep. I have a very hard time with falling and staying asleep. this knocks me out cold and keeps me down for at least 6-8 straight hours of sleep. something I haven't had in decades. and. the high is great. relaxing, euphoric. I have woken up after a good night kiss from Black Ice with a raging appetite for breakfast (and I have NEVER been able to eat food until I've been awake 4-5 hours).
This knocks me out faster than any sleeping aid or other drug I've ever taken. Belushi Farms has a great strain that clocks around 28-31% thc. Definitely worth picking up.
GSC
8/6/2024
I'm 48 and started smoking when I was 12. had a 20-year heroin habit that almost killed me more times than I can count. been off it for years. I got my medical marijuana card 2 years ago when I started taking my health seriously. Found out I have cirrhosis and also have the most painful and physically debilitating form of arthritis one can have (mutilans), so I'm in constant pain and absolutely cannot take NSAIDs (I vomit and shit blood). The GSC I copped was at 27%. 3 hits from my bong and I felt like I was a teenager again. I haven't felt this good off marijuana in over 30 years. I definitely haven't been this stoned from pot since I first started smoking. I grew up smoking brick weed. I have an 8th of Mellow Fellow at 39% thc, and this GSC is making it look like the 3%thc brick shit I grew up on. This is a euphoric, hunger-inducing, blissful high that will make you feel like the first time you smoked. No paranoia or anxiety from these Girl Scouts, and that is HUGE for me. I stopped smoking for 15 years bc of panic attacks. You do not have to worry about it with this strain. Just go slow because it can whomp you in the face, in the best way possible.
If you haven't smoked GSC, can you really even call yourself a stoner? It is the load-bearing foundation of just about every popular hybrid being smoked today, so may as well go for the original. 10 out of 10.
Red Runtz
6/20/2024
smells like strawberry Yoohoo. but what a euphoric high. blissful and calming. great for sleep, good for appetite as well.
GMO Cookies
6/10/2024
Grassroots out of PA continues to put out one amazing strain after the other. Garlic Cookies (GR's name for GMO) has been slowly getting stronger over the last year. back then it was around 32-33% thc and now it's a tick under 40%. That's sand-infused ground level of strength in just the stickest flower I've ever touched. euphoric and blissfull and strong. But it's an indaca so it decimated pain and inflammation as well as relaxing the rest of my body and mind. top 5 strains of all time. and I HIGHLY prefer Grassroots' Garlic Cookies to GMO Cookies from anyone else. Haven't found a GMO flower as fresh or nearly as strong. 9-10