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Recent Reviews8 total

Orange Crush

8/12/2021
I hate to be so critical, but it's the worst strain I've ever encountered (out of hundreds). I dislike high amounts of terpinolene. If you enjoy it, this review might not resonate. The experience was just a hodgepodge of weird. I would say "irritable" and "confused by effects" were my top two experienced effects. With 3.5% myrcene, 2% terpinolene, 1.2% caryophyllene, and a slew of others that add to the entourage effect... this strain did not hit me right. I think the high myrcene/terpinolene combo is what creates the irritable effect, for me. The taste is Orange Crush, so if that's all you care about, this might be 5 stars. It might turn out to be your favorite strain! Don't let one review deter you, if you like the way it looks.
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Kush Mints

2/2/2021
Kush Mints is like a great vacation; you know your time is limited, but you're going to enjoy the hell out of it while you have some left. The nugs are so dense, they write "child-proof" on the inside of the bottle. It's the kind of density that makes you wonder when we'll be growing concentrates. The sweet smell and taste top off the effects of this stuff so well. At the moment of writing this, after smoking over 100 strains, I'm not sure I've had anything better. From the effects, to the taste, to the potency... some batches of different weed will hit like crazy, but Kush Mints generally sits high above the top shelf.
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Cherry Gorilla

12/8/2020
Incredible, balanced high. Euphoria and happiness soak your existence without knocking you out. A true 50/50 hybrid. Don't expect to clean your house or fall asleep -- expect to enjoy life. Good batches here in MD have around 28-35% THCa. Heavy limonene with some mycene, pinene, trans-caryophyllene, and linalool as the dominant terpenes. A great mix for someone with heavy anxiety/stress. If you're reading the reviews on this page, the answer is yes you should try this strain. As with all new strains and batches, start slow if you have low tolerance -- this one is certainly powerful.
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Cherry Gorilla Essence Flower

7/26/2020
I don't think I've had a strain make me so happy and talkative. Feelings I used to get when I first started smoking. Batch I'm currently smoking is low myrcene, mild limonene, and some trans-cary which I don't often see. ~31% THC with ~2% terps total. Highly recommend giving it a try if the batch looks good.

Tahoe Alien

3/18/2020
Incredible smoke -- if you find the right batch. The good batch I had was almost 36% THCa with over 3% terpenes (0.79% beta-caryophyllene, 0.62% myrcene, 0.54% limonene, 0.33% linalool as the dominant terps). Very sticky and some of the most dense weed I have ever encountered. That profile might sound intimidating, but as someone that gets anxiety from a ton of different strains, this one actually helped with my general anxiety. The second batch I had was more sedating, less uplifting, and less impressive overall (28% THCa and less terps). As the Leafly description suggests, the second batch likely had a longer flowering period for a more sedative effect. Still a nice smoke, but nothing special. Hit or miss, but one of the top 5 strains I've ever tried when it hits.
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Grandpa’s Stash

1/29/2020
Very earthy taste on some hits, very berry taste on others. I had one hit that tasted like I just inhaled a blueberry. The batch I have seems to vary in taste from hit to hit, which is pretty unique. Not the most potent strain, for me -- but one that I know will make me feel content and happy. It's one of those strains where I can't feel how high I really am until I trip on something or lose my balance.
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Bodega Bubblegum

12/21/2019
Unique taste, smell, and color. This stuff has the word "bubblegum" in its name for a reason -- it has strong hints of bubblegum in both the smell and taste. I was skeptical until my budtender popped open an eighth, which is when it hit me like a bazooka joe. This stuff is worth trying just for the smell and taste, alone. The effects that shine through for me most are calm, relaxed, and content. It doesn't put me to sleep, but it makes me want to sit down. No anxiety. I mainly enjoy sativa leaning hybrids, but this is the type of go-to strain I like for relaxation. I've found it to be great for mixing with sativa strains, as well. Worth at least a smell, if you come across some.
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Blissful Wizard

9/9/2019
Flower is like nothing I've ever seen before. It's so bright green in spots that it could be kryptonite, but it also has deep purple leaves, and is absolutely caked in trichomes. Very sticky. Extremely pungent. I'm not great with taste description, but I'll go with incredible. Super head high, but with a relaxed body feel. Could likely function in normal, daily situations, but would not attempt. I only have one question about this strain: where the hell am I
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