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Recent Reviews7 total

Cannatonic

7/18/2016
Sticky-icky, in the words of Snoop, to tell the truth, there's nothing more about this strain to prove. And don't let those sticky, glistening, dense buds fool ya, because I invoke, a toke of this will make you drool. Low THC, high CBD, smells of sugary sweet tangerine and freshly-squeezed limonene. It's a smooth smoke, on the way in and out, there is no clout, I have pure clarity, honestly and apparently, this absolutely one of my favorite strains! By the way, if you cure it correctly, then you should be able to accomplish some hints of purple!!

White Widow

1/16/2016
A strain of the ages. Should promote it's name, very light, almost albino of sorts, with a very venomous bite. Mainly bright mint green, semi dense nug structure, with slightly bigger than popcorn nuggets. Then there's the fact that they look like a post college chalkboard eraser was pounded over head. The odor was like a rotted out pine tree in the winter surprisingly. The sight of White Widow won't make you Ooh and awe like a Candy Red Z06 Corvette but man, oh, man, did I get lit, Chummy. #Koala-Tea Grows#207

White Widow

1/16/2016
A strain of the ages. Should promote it's name with a classic, mainly light green semi-dense bud structure, that looks as if it had a chalkboard eraser was patted out overhead after a college lecture. It won't make you Ooh and awe like a new candy Red Vette when you see it, but man, oh, man, does this stuff get you lit, Chummy. #207#Koala-Tea Grows

Incredible Bulk

12/21/2015
Not much more to explain with these trees. As the name suggests, you will find your self struggling to handle these incredibly bulky, dense, furry fucking nuggets. Take out one nug and you'll inhale a wiff of a Sourish pine scent but altogether a more pungent skunk odor is produced. Taste like a skunk would, but gets right to the point when that smoke (or vapor) hits your lungs... Strain review made possible thanks to Koala-Tea Grows, ME!
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HungryRelaxedSleepyTingly

Mother of Berries

11/29/2015
This IS the strain of Maine. I absolutely love this one. Although I live in the home state, it's not been around my area for a few years. Strong couchlock with creative ideas, a euphoric sense, and a vibrant body high that pinpoints in joints. With the slightest wiff, you will be mezmerized. Then you will notice it's (hopefully) distinct purple faded, slightly dense pine cone nuggets. One toke later your just about blown away by a hit of dark, fruity smooth but thick smoke, reminiscent of a grape and blue razz berry jolly rancher mixed.
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CreativeEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTinglyUplifted

Critical Cure

11/11/2015
Great strain. Absolutely rids my Gerd and any inflammatory pain. Easy smooth smoke from quite dense nugget. I strongly agree that this strain presents an earthy yet sweet aroma. Currently smoking a phenotype that is dark green, yet has a hairy forest of long, clustered dark amber pistils, covering over 90% of the bud!
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FocusedHappyRelaxed