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Service was great for my first order from Aphria: they called once my paperwork was done and asked if I needed any help, and most impressively, I got my order the very next day, Unfortunately, the quality is just sort of lacking. I got some Strawberry Cough, which is one of my favorites. For some reason, they call it "Panache". It's just OK. It's clear that it was over-dried and not cured super well. The buds are so dry they just crumble in your hands, and they grind right down to a fine dust. I wonder about the flush, too, because the taste has this very chemical aftertaste that is a real shame, because the initial exhale is totally delicious and fruity. This is just my first impression, but I was sort of disappointed.

It tastes like blueberry tea, really smooth and delicious smoke. I find it a quick hitter…after just a toke or two I can feel the tension evaporating from my whole body. The high is really heady, with a nice clear focus and very clear thinking.

So delicious. Dankalicious, I guess. Heh heh. The bud is sticky and resinous and smells awesome. The high descends upon you like a San Francisco fog, and before you know it you'll be relaxed, happy, and feeling like you're moving through a vat full of Jell-O shots. Definitely a nighttime wind-down indica. It's not a strain that allows me to get anything done, unless the only things on my to do list are listen to Dire Straits records and lay in a hammock. Run, don't walk, to get yourself some of this fire bud.

It's a happy stone up in here. Hits hard with a heady, euphoric buzz. Real nice, real potent. The taste is about what you'd expect given the strain's name.

Oh shit this baby's a heavy hitter. I have no idea what day it is.

What a smoke, man. Jillybean is fantastic, maybe my very favorite strain. It's a very sweet and tasty bud, with orange notes so pronounced that sometimes it feels like you packed your bong with Creamsicles instead of pot. It's just so euphoric. Fantastic for focus, getting stuff done, or to lighten mood. It's got a nice body relaxation effect with no couch lock at all? Why are you even still reading this? Go pack yourself a bowl of dank-ass Creamsicles

Lamb's Bread is a bit of an acquired taste, if you ask me. The taste is sort of harsh, spicy and earthy. The high is very cerebral, with an energetic, pleasant euphoria and almost no body effects at all.

Pure mindfulness, like being punched in the face with a wet sack full of relaxation, but in a good way, you know? This hits quick: a solid stone steamrolled over me almost immediately.

Some amazing Barney's Farm genetics here, a real exotic strain. I perceived some intense visual enhancement that I really enjoyed. Great for stargazing or appreciating art. I'm feeling really euphoric and energetic. I'm listening to a Wodehouse audiobook right now and, dude, I'm so into it right now. Feeling very giggly and I'm walking down the street with a huge grin on my face. Totally worth a try if you can find any of these flowers.