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- FTP receives 10% OFF on their first order (FIRST TIME PATIENTS ONLY)

- Patients welcome with valid Medical Rec. and ID, 21 welcome with valid ID

- 5% cash back every order

- Special 5% discount for veterans. (On full price items)

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GO APE!
We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
DIFFERENT TIME - DIFFERENT APE
APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
APE HAS MORE
Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
APE HAS QUALITY
We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
APE HAS SAUCE
Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

APE Premium Cannabis Corp.

STRAWBERRY BANANA 0.5G (INDICA)

THC - 42,48% 

Strawberry Banana, also known as "Strawnana" for short, is an indica marijuana strain. Strawberry Banana inherited a sweet, fruity flavor, hence the name. Known for its heavy resin production and high-THC content, Strawberry Banana produces happy, peaceful effects that sharpen creativity and sensory awareness.

STRAWBERRY BANANA - Infused Joint 0.5g

<p class="p1">Strawberry Banana, also known as &quot;Strawnana&quot; for short, is an <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/indica">indica</a>&nbsp;marijuana strain developed by <a href="/brands/dna-genetics">DNA Genetics</a> in collaboration with Serious Seeds. A genetic cross of Crockett&rsquo;s <a href="/strains/banana-kush">Banana Kush</a> and the &ldquo;Strawberry&rdquo; <a href="/news/growing/cannabis-genotypes-and-phenotypes-what-makes-a-strain-unique">phenotype</a> of <a href="/strains/bubble-gum">Bubble Gum</a>, Strawberry Banana inherited&nbsp;a sweet, fruity flavor, hence the name. Known for its heavy resin production and high-THC content, Strawberry Banana produces happy, peaceful effects that sharpen creativity and sensory awareness.</p>


Strawberry Banana, also known as "Strawnana" for short, is an indica marijuana strain developed by DNA Genetics in collaboration with Serious Seeds. A genetic cross of Crockett’s Banana Kush and the “Strawberry” phenotype of Bubble Gum, Strawberry Banana inherited a sweet, fruity flavor, hence the name. Known for its heavy resin production and high-THC content, Strawberry Banana produces happy, peaceful effects that sharpen creativity and sensory awareness.

aroused

creative

energetic

euphoric

focused

giggly

happy

hungry

relaxed

sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Strawberry Banana

aka Strawnana

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

This strain had a great balance between an uplifted headspace and a relaxed body feeling. Perfect for a nice, chill day at home.

PINK RUNTZ 1.1G (HYBRID)

THC 950 mg / CBD 0 mg.

THC potency may vary depending on the batch 950 mg +/- 5%

The high starts with a rush of cerebral effects, filling you with a happy sense of high-flying euphoria that immediately pushes out any negative or racing thoughts, replacing them with heady unfocused bliss. This strain has a smooth flavor that mostly matches the smell, with additional tropical and earthy hints.

Our cartridges contain the highest amount of THC among other cartridges because our cartridge volume is 10% larger than other brands

PINK RUNTZ sauce carts 1100 mg.

Great choice for staying productive and creative during the day. Highly recommend this strain for those looking for a functional high.

MEDUSA 3.5G (SATIVA DOMINANT)

THC - 44,2%

Medusa mixes smooth, sweet flavors with an earthy aroma of fresh blueberries to create a compelling hybrid.

Medical consumers appreciate Medusa’s ability to combat sleep issues and body pains.                  

MEDUSA - 7 Mini Joints 3.5 gram

I appreciated how this strain helped me stay focused and motivated without any jitters or paranoia. Definitely worth trying.

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Recent Reviews4 total

HOOK ME UP - Delivery

STRAWBERRY BANANA - Infused Joint 0.5g

PINK RUNTZ sauce carts 1100 mg.

MEDUSA - 7 Mini Joints 3.5 gram