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Bought this strain as a shatter before I remembered my cats shattered the glass mouthpiece(s) on my dab vape. So I ended up adding it to joints and to herbal joints. And damn, elevated. The herbal joints were rose petals, chamomile, and lavender, but had the sweet taste from the concentrate. Classic strain, love miss Alaska Thunder Fuck.

Loved this one. Super smooth smoke and very loud flower. Rolled a joint in the living room and half an hour later my roommate was asking me if I had vaped inside (I did vape inside but it was a lemon pepper purple hills cart and didn’t smell anything like weed). Not a strain I’d recommend if you’re trying to be discrete, that smell bangs. Cracking open the ono 3.5 it was extremely chemmy, I was expecting more grape but all I was getting was a (really good) chem smell. But once you light it it tastes like a tart wine grape. Very sweet as well. Don’t roll your joint too tight, very resinous and I was clogging every j until I loosened up. Big recommend, and really decently priced. 9/10

So impressed with this strain. I tend to gravitate towards the citrus and dessert strains but I’m always delighted to find something savoury!! Cali Kush tastes and smells like a vegetable garden!! I could taste mushrooms, celery, carrots, leafy greens, the soil and the rain. Super interesting and delicious. Hit me like a semi truck. I got the Piff pack of 2 full gram joints, and I finished one of them on my walk home and I maybe should have saved some for later. I was so high I forgot how to knit for a moment. Absolutely delightful, and a really decent price. 10/10

Tried the Mariwell blueberry hill, which is a renamed blue iguana and the price point was so right. Like 5$ for a massive full gram joint. Very blueberry when you first pop it open. Smells like a blueberry field on a cool and rainy day; earthy, green and a few sneaky berries that don’t make it to the basket. The flavour doesn’t quite match the aroma, the blueberry fades in favour of a slightly bitter coffee and herbal taste. I’ve had about three or four of these, and I’d still probably smoke it again, but there was a BRIEF moment while smoking the last one I had where there was a distinct note of piss. So when the strain profile say it tastes like ammonia they’re not kidding. The effects were nice, but I mostly bought them for the price point. Overall I’d recommend, as long as you don’t mind an ammonia flavour. 6/10

Holy shit the flavour on this strain. I end up smoking sativa’s most of the time, so citrusy and fruity, so the first joint I rolled tasted so different and neat that I was shocked. HUGE cocoa flavour. Tastes like toasty cocoa and coffee. Very sweet. Aptly named! Not quite as potent as I was hoping, but my tolerance is real high. And the taste makes up for it. Really smooth smoke. 8/10

Got a pack of three joints by True Fire, and I’m pretty happy with them, wish there were more in a pack actually. Normally I’d smoke a whole j in a sitting but money is tight so I’m trying to make them last. Half did the trick though. Packaging says it’s up at 34%, hits like a true 28/29%. Very pleasant hybrid! Perfect for calming my anxiety while still giving me a boost to continue to socialize. Super talkative. Smooth like it’s gelato parent, but doesn’t quite taste like a dessert strain to me (didn’t know until I checked the strain info, but I wasn’t expecting a dessert strain from a name like 33 Splitter). I’d buy again, not often as they’re still around 16/17$ for the pack, but as a little treat hell yeah.