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The Intellectual Stoner here, dropping some knowledge about Black Cherry Gelato. This flavorful indica dominant hybrid is a tasty cross between Black Cherry Funk x Acai. Visually stunning, with vibrant green buds stacked with deep purple leaves, dark orange hairs, and frosty crystals that catch the light just right. The aroma is a captivating blend of earthy, herbal notes layered with sweet berry and fruity undertones that really come alive when broken up. The flavor follows suit—sweet, fruity, and dangerously delicious, like candy for grown-ups. Clocking in at 31.50% THC, this strain delivers a deeply relaxing yet focused high, melting away tension while keeping the mind clear. Great for easing pain, melting away stress, and calming anxious vibes. If you're after a flavorful, calming escape, Black Cherry Gelato is a top-tier choice. I would definitely recommend.

The Intellectual Stoner on my way to space to tell you about Gravity. This Indica strain is so good it will have you defying gravity in the best way. I really liked the way the buds looked. Right out of the bag, the buds were a visual treat: vibrant light green nugs with deep purple accents, covered in orange hairs and glistening trichomes. Seriously, it looked like space candy. The aroma hit me first with earthy tones, followed by a subtle peppery kick and a little diesel on the back end. These buds tested at 22.98% and the flavor was just as enjoyable—herbal, smooth, and finished with a slight nose-tingle that caught me off guard. The high had me totally zoned out and at peace, making it a great nighttime strain. If you’ve been struggling with sleep, pain, or just need a break from the chaos of life, this might be your new go-to. This strain has become one of my new favorites and I definitely would recommend it.

Hey everyone, The Intellectual Stoner here, sharing my take on Jelly Zonuts. This hybrid strain is a fantastic cross between Strawberry Fritter and Zonuts, and it definitely lives up to the hype. The buds are dense, with a vibrant light green hue and subtle purple accents, complemented by dark orange pistils weaving throughout. They’re absolutely coated in a frosty layer of trichomes, giving them a sparkling, resinous look. The aroma is a delightful mix of earthy tones, sweet berry notes, and a faint diesel kick that adds a little edge. The flavor profile is just as impressive—sweet berry upfront with a smooth, earthy finish. The batch I tried came in at a potent 28.5% THC, and it delivered a well-rounded high that was both euphoric and deeply calming. It left me feeling relaxed and at ease after a long day. It worked wonders for my pain, stress, and anxiety, making it a great choice for when you need to unwind without completely checking out.

Yo, The Intellectual Stoner here, and let me tell you about Alien Candy—it’s like a little intergalactic treat for your brain. This Indica-dominant hybrid is a mix of Sour Bubble and Tahoe Alien, which sounds like a high school prom date, but trust me, they make a killer duo. The buds? Small, spongy, and bright lime green with these wild dark orange and white hairs and a frosty crystal coating. Smell-wise, it’s fruity and loud, with an earthy tang that says, “I’ve got personality.” At 23.3% THC, the flavor brings in strong citrus with lemon and lime, plus a touch of pepper that gives you a nose tickle—a little spice, if you will. The high? Super chill and euphoric, like being wrapped in a cosmic blanket that takes away pain, stress, and anxiety.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on GMO. This is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross of Girl Scout Cookies x Chemdawg. I'm a big fan of this strain and it is definitely in my top 5. The buds were a dark green with burnt orange hairs running all though them. They are also covered in white hairs which I quite like. The smell of the was earthy with citrus and pepper undertones. I find the taste to be fruity with a little pepper that gives you the nose tickle. I consider GMO to be an In Da Couch strain because of the relaxing body high and euphoric effects. I love that high. It is very helpful for me in treating my pain, anxiety and stress. I have picked up this strain multiple times and always recommend it.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Slurty 3. This is an Indica leaning hybrid that I quite enjoyed. It is a cross between Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch. A sister of the famous Slurricane, Slurty 3 has buds that green with dark orange hairs. They are covered with white hairs and crystals. The smell is earthy with orange citrus undertones and a little pine in there as well. The buds i had were 27.20% and tasted earthy with citrus and fruity undertones. I felt the high to be relaxing and euphoric helping to ease my pain and anxiety. I would recommend this strain.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Northern Lights. This is an award winning Indica that took the Cannabis Cup in 1990 and it was voted best Indica on multiple occasions. The buds were a light lime green with orange hairs and covered with a fine layer white hairs and crystals. They had an earthy citrus smell to them and I thought I may have caught a little diesel in there as well. The batch I had tested at 25.57% and a nice fruity taste to them. I found the high to be relaxing and euphoric and felt it helpful in relieving my pain and stress. I definitely would recommend this one.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Black Runtz. This is the latest Runtz strain I have reviewed. It is an Indica dominant hybrid that is a cross between Gelato x Zkittlez. The buds I had were small but potent. They were light green with dark orange hairs and they were also full of crystals. The smell of them was earthy and fruity. The buds I smoked were 25.70% and also had a fruity taste to them with some berry and citrus undertones. The high was very relaxing and euphroic and it had me in da couch in no time at all. As a result I found Black Runtz to be helpful in dealing with my pain, stress and anxiety. I would definitely recommend this one especially if you are a Runtz fan. I picked up this buds at Green Therapy Dispensary.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on Blue Alien. Now this one is a pure Indica strain that I really loved. It is a cross between Blueberry x Alien Kush. The buds I had were dark green and full of burnt orange hairs, white hairs and crystals. They smelled great with a combination of scents that was earthy and fruity. I also smelled blueberry and I thought a little diesel too. The buds I smoked were 24.56% and tasted great with a nice fruity floral flavor. I really loved the high which was very relaxing and euphoric and it put me in da couch. It definitely helped with my insomnia, pain, stress and anxiety. I definitely recommend Blue Alien.

The Intellectual Stoner here with my thoughts on GMO Punch. Now this is an Indica dominant hybrid that I really liked. I'm a big fan of GMO so I was eager to try this. The buds were dense and a shade of forest green. They were full of red hairs and crystals as well. I found the smell to be earthy with fruity and citrus undertones. The buds I smoked were 27.49% and a nice fruity taste to them. I found the high to be very relaxing and euphoric and it helped with my pain, stress and anxiety as well. Overall I would recommend giving this one a try. I enjoyed it and think you would too.