D........3

member since 2015

Recent Reviews11 total

Cookies and Cream

4/13/2016
This strain as absolutely unicorns 🦄 and MF rainbows 🌈. The taste is great( there is a hint of cookies and creme🍪 in there, but if you don't eat the chocolate you won't even notice), hits smooth, the buds are absolutely light and fluffy ( reminds me of freeze dried fruit). The effects are even better... You instantly feel motivated, happy and social. Absolutely nothing can ruin your day if you are on this strain. Enjoy!
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryTalkativeUplifted

NAMELESS OG

3/26/2016
I have no memory 😳 of taste, smell, color or look of this strain. All I know is that Nameless knocked me straight to 😴💤 land with 1 BOWL... (I am a HEAVY smoker...I'm medicate ALL DAY). This strain right here is SUPERB👌 and HIGHLY recommend to ANYONE suffering from Insomnia.
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RelaxedSleepy

Pineapple Haze

3/26/2016
I've been 👀 on the search for a functional day time strain... Pineapple Haze🍍🍭 is by far the best I have come across. Not only does this strain hold true to it's taste of tropical fruit and smell of candy ( I swear I feel like I am eating a mouthful of Smarties Sweet tarts🍬, y'all remember those? ) The effects are excellent. Super focused, euphoric, creative. There was no weird tweaky sensation you tend to get with other sativas. This beauty is just covered in absolute pure happiness. HIGHLY recommend for daytime use, creative use, conquering social anxiety, depression...throw out the Val, the Perc, and the Zac... Smoke Pineapple Haze instead😎👌
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedGigglyHappyRelaxedTalkativeUplifted

Jack Herer

3/11/2016
I recently started vaping (FlavRx cartridges are absolute 🔥🔥) in the morning on my drive to work so I don't lose my 💩😜 in LA traffic. Jack and I are two peas in a pod 😗💨 we sing together, we dance together, and we are chill as F$%^ in traffic all the way to work. HIGHLY recommend for day time use, especially if you are required to to be an adult for over eight hours a day. CAUTION in overdoing the 😗💨, it can make you feel really anxious and kind of speedy.... Enjoy 👌
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CreativeEnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTingly

Cinderella 99

2/17/2016
Cindy, Cindy Cindy 😗....I've been looking 👀 for you girl. The effects of this strain are extremely chill 😌. It comes on really stoney (it's a creeper) but it quickly settles into a playful fun feeling. It makes you fell creative in a way....I tried it out as a potential "work" strain but it made me a bit too mellow (like, duuuude 😎).Would recommend for mild outdoor activities or staying in at home to relax. Caution: Too many bowls (3 or more) will send you off to 😴
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CreativeEuphoricGigglyHappyHungryRelaxedTingly

Agent Orange

2/16/2016
I've been searching for a strain that I can use while at work (you know, so I don't go postal 👿 on anyone). I'm still on the search but I found a pretty good candidate in Agent Orange 😎. I only smoked 1/4 of a joint and it gave me an instant high for about 45 minutes. What I experienced was a tingly body sensation 😯 that made me very social 😄. It did make me a little stoney, almost slowed down my pace ( I didn't hate this) but it made me enjoy every moment.
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxedTalkativeTingly

Super Jack

2/3/2016
After reading all the great reviews on this strain, I had dash 🏃out and purchase. I wish I had better things to say in regards to this strain, but I don't😕. It left much to be desired. I didn't get all the awesome euphoric effects mentioned in other reviews. I felt more stoney and spacey than anything else. It reminded me a lot of an Indica more than a Sativa.
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HungryTalkative

Holy Grail Kush

1/25/2016
I'm a really big fan of Kosher Kush👏👏 so, you can imagine my excitement😝 when I got my hands on this beauty. The effects come on fairly quickly and I enjoyed the euphoric feeling it brought with it. Like it's parent Kosher Kush it really gives you that energetic and motivated feeling X5. Since this is a Hybrid strain, you want to be cautious with your intake, too many bowls (between 4-5) will send you off to 💤 land. I would highly recommend for day outings or if you just want to relax at home.
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EuphoricFocusedHappyHungryRelaxedSleepyTalkative

Green Crack

1/23/2016
The only thing BAD thing about this strain is its name 🤔. This feel good sativa is highly recommended when you need a major boost of motivation. You don't feel like doing shit today, but realized that you are an adult with responsibilities? Take a few good hits of this green crack and it will have you ready and rearing to go 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻.
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EnergeticEuphoricFocusedHappyHungryUplifted

Pre-98 Bubba Kush

1/17/2016
Have you ever heard a song on the radio, and even though you know, you have never heard this song before, you can't help but feel this song is so oddly familiar? THAT is what P98 Bubba is... It's that strangely familiar strain... This strain (in my opinion) is the most perfectly balanced Sativa/Indica, ONLY IF you smoke ONE bowl. I loved experimenting with this strain, every bowl smoked brought on a different set of effects. I felt alert, happy, hungry and ready to have some fun with one bowl. Two bowls got my body super relaxed and mind was moving a lot slower ( I'm honestly having trouble concentrating while writting this review😝). Three or more bowls completely knocks you off your ass and and it's straight to 💤 land. Great night sleep by the way, I awoke with my bed sheets imprinted on my body (thats how I know I've had a good night's sleep 😏).
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EnergeticEuphoricHappyHungryRelaxed