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GO APE!
We are a line of premium cannabis products that set a new benchmark for quality and design.
DIFFERENT TIME - DIFFERENT APE
APE’s concept of THC/CBD mixes (“Different high for different time”) provided this lifestyle brand a loyal following since its inception in 2021.
APE HAS MORE
Extra 10% more sauce gives our customers an extra 200 more puffs (volume 1.1g)
APE HAS QUALITY
We use the best materials: both ceramic coils and heaters which retain heat. 
APE HAS SAUCE
Our special formula contains both live resin and triple distillate, so our customers can get more puffs per cart without sacrificing the amazing aroma and fresh taste of the flower itself.

APE Premium Cannabis Corp.

THC - 94,65%

Cereal Milk is a hybrid marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and ice cream nose that will keep you dipping back into your stash. You can expect dense, quality nugs dripping with trichomes and a potent high.

CEREAL MILK 1 g | 0.35oz

Cereal Milk is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid</a> marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing&nbsp;<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/y-life">Y Life</a> (<a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/gsc">Cookies</a> x <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/cherry-pie">Cherry Pie</a>) and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/snowman">Snowman</a>, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and ice cream nose that will keep you dipping back into your stash. You can expect dense, quality nugs dripping with trichomes and a potent high.

Cereal Milk is a hybrid marijuana strain from Cookies. Cereal Milk is made by crossing Y Life (Cookies x Cherry Pie) and Snowman, a sativa-dominant Cookies pheno. Cereal Milk has a loud flavor with a sweet milk and ice cream nose that will keep you dipping back into your stash. You can expect dense, quality nugs dripping with trichomes and a potent high.

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creative

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sleepy

talkative

tingly

uplifted

Cereal Milk

aka Milk, Cereal Milk #2

caryophyllene

humulene

limonene

linalool

myrcene

ocimene

pinene

terpinolene

I love using this tincture before bed as it helps me relax and fall asleep faster.

THC - 91,6%

Tiger Runtz, also known as "Runtz OG," is a rare type of hybrid marijuana strain. Runtz is made by Cookies Fam by crossing Zkittlez with Gelato and it is loved for its incredibly fruity flavor profile that smells just like a bag of the sugary candy we all know and love. This strain has resin-drenched buds that range in color from rich purple to lime green. Runtz is celebrated for its creamy smoke that is smooth and welcoming. This strain of weed produces euphoric highs and uplifting effects that are known to be long-lasting.

TIGER RUNTZ 1 g I 0.35oz

The smooth smoke from this vape cartridge left me feeling calm and relaxed without any harsh coughing fits.

THC - 93,18%

XJ-13, also known as "XJ13" and "XK Thirteen," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Jack Herer and G13 Haze. This strain is cherished for its therapeutic potency and enjoyable euphoric buzz. The effects of XJ-13 produce unencumbered cerebral effects that are perfect for stimulating creativity and conversation. As if we needed another reason to love this strain, XJ-13 consistently exhibits a strong citrus aroma accented by notes of earthy pine. Novice consumers looking for an easy, paranoia-free experience can depend on the effects of XJ-13 as a surefire way to relieve stress and mood-related symptoms.

XJ-13 1 g | 0.35oz

XJ-13, also known as "XJ13" and "XK Thirteen," is a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/category/hybrid">hybrid marijuana strain</a>&nbsp;made by crossing <a href="/strains/jack-herer">Jack Herer</a>&nbsp;and&nbsp;<a href="/strains/g13-haze">G13 Haze</a>.&nbsp;This strain is cherished for&nbsp;its therapeutic potency and enjoyable <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/euphoric">euphoric buzz</a>. The effects of XJ-13 produce unencumbered cerebral effects that are perfect for <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/creative">stimulating creativity</a> and <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/effect/talkative">conversation</a>. As if we needed another reason to love this strain, XJ-13 consistently exhibits a <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/citrus">strong citrus aroma</a> accented by notes of <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/flavor/pine">earthy pine</a>. Novice consumers looking for an easy, paranoia-free experience can depend on the effects of XJ-13 as a surefire way to <a href="https://www.leafly.com/strains/lists/condition/stress">relieve stress</a> and mood-related symptoms. &nbsp;

XJ-13, also known as "XJ13" and "XK Thirteen," is a hybrid marijuana strain made by crossing Jack Herer and G13 Haze. This strain is cherished for its therapeutic potency and enjoyable euphoric buzz. The effects of XJ-13 produce unencumbered cerebral effects that are perfect for stimulating creativity and conversation. As if we needed another reason to love this strain, XJ-13 consistently exhibits a strong citrus aroma accented by notes of earthy pine. Novice consumers looking for an easy, paranoia-free experience can depend on the effects of XJ-13 as a surefire way to relieve stress and mood-related symptoms.   

XJ-13

aka XJ13, XJ Thirteen

The terpene profile on this bud was amazing and left me feeling uplifted and creative.

THC - 28,05%

Ape Breath, is a mostly indica strain. This indica is known for providing carefree relaxation that can help soothe pain, stress, and anxiety.  The fun starts around 30 seconds into your initial intake. You will feel the sweet berry and grape notes.

The package contains 4 airtight 3.5g sachets filled with CO2 for better preservation 
It comes with rolling paper and a set of filters.

APE BREATH - 1/2oz (14g)

I'm a big fan of buds and this one exceeded my expectations with a strong and enjoyable body high.

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CEREAL MILK 1 g | 0.35oz

TIGER RUNTZ 1 g I 0.35oz

XJ-13 1 g | 0.35oz

APE BREATH - 1/2oz (14g)