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Trainwreck

11/20/2019
Wow...wow wow wow! This might as well be the sleeper agent of weed cause, because if you're not ready for what Trainwreck has to offer then you're in for a ride! This strain is the equivalent to drinking 12 shots of moonshine then remembering you haven't eaten for the past two days. I say 12 specifically, because thats about how long the first effects of this strain last. It feels like that sweet good tasting weed that gives you wet dreams. Then after 12 minutes pass by, your once beloved flower soulmate sneaks up behind you and smacks you with a frying pan; like you just got killed by that one 8 year old sqeaker in PUBG. You would love to be infuriated by this betrayal, but you can't be mad while your plastered to your chair or floor while a Hiroshima sized bomb of euphoria covers you brain in crystalized goodness. You might as well be lost in New York, because you're gonna feel like buddy the Elf after trying mail room coffee. After a hit like that you think you would wanna stay away from it, but float like a butterfly and sting like a bee you'll just take a couple more hits till your more banged up than Bambi's mom after field dressing. If it wasn't already then this strain will quickly become your favorite. Killing any migraine you could ever have and soothing all your aches. Then you'll just have to learn to savor this strain next time you find it.
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