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Recent Reviews26 total

Money Maker

1/3/2018
This will cure your anorexia. ..Just kidding, I'm not a doctor. Or anorexic for that matter. Amazing indica. Full on relaxation except for the slight discomfort brought on by a stomach that just.. can't.. fit.. any.. more. Good night's sleep guaranteed as well. First time giving five stars as the batch was exceptionally good quality as well.

Big Bang

11/17/2017
Not cerebral and hardly any munchies. Big Bang is a laid back, relaxed high. Contentment coupled with sleepiness. Fairly average, though could just be the batch.

Sour Cream

10/23/2017
Relaxing but energetic high. Feeling focused. Will keep you up at night. Good for mornings and perfectly fine if you need to stay productive. Keeps your head afloat.

Blue Cheese

10/9/2017
Really nice indica. It actually does smell like blueberries - often I don't get where people get their 'notes of mahogany' from but it's always good to find a strain that's spot on with the description. General bodily relaxation and a nice 12h of sleep. Smooth all around.

Alaskan Ice

9/26/2017
Super cerebral. Gave me a borderline anxiety attack after a two week tolerance break. Thoughts racing in circles. Couldn't sleep, though that's to be expected with a heavy sativa.

OG Kush

8/10/2017
A trench of OG will set any daily toker right with the world or vice versa. Crushes anxiety and keeps you operational. I'm just fine with my existential dread. Did laundry and got the groceries too.

Pineapple Express

8/5/2017
Heightens all of my senses, especially taste and smell. Feeling relaxed but perfectly capable of activities. Contentment. The buds themselves have a fruity smell and are covered in orange hairs. Maybe not the strongest but definitely has character.

Lemon Haze

6/28/2017
A mellow sativa that's perfect for a lazy day's wake & bake. Doesn't make your mind too racey, just happy and relaxed. Wonderful smell of citrus as well.

Amnesia Haze

6/20/2017
Heavy head high. Appropriately named, you will forget your worries. Best on a sunny day. Will keep you functional as well. Get some and get outdoors.

Chronic

6/20/2017
Balanced right down the middle. And as such it doesn't really have much character. Not energetic but also not enough to put you to sleep. More of a midday sesh/early evening experience. Bit of a poor batch this one so I'll give it the benefit of the doubt. Not that impressed but it's good. Quite good.